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Annnnnnnnd we're back. In his infinite wisdom, David is breaking his oath to keep this down to three episodes, and is adding (at least) one more. Speaking of infinite wisdom, hey, the CIA is here! In this episode, the Guys talk about the Bay of Pigs, airplane gaslighting, and why it's so dang hard to organize a right-wing coup in Cuba.  Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

We've got a live one! Or...maybe a dead one? Or maybe...and UNDEAD one?!?! I know what you're thinking. You Guys are only stalling because David underestimated the Cuban Missile Crisis, even though he claims to be a communist, and now he's back at work and is struggling to find time to finish his notes for part 3, because he promised there would only be 3 parts and oh yeah, Vampire Survivors came out on Switch! First of all, how dare you? Second of all, everything is going according to plan. David has never even heard of Vampire Survivor. But we have heard of The Mortuary Assistant! Have you ever wanted a game where you could semi-realistically embalm a human body while you fight the demons of your drug-addled past AND fight literal demons trying to take your body? Boy, did we find the game for you. Join us as we throw on our gloves, look at our checklist twice, and burn crematorium ashes onto a dead body to find out which House a particular demon belongs to. It's a gas! Have you ever wanted to hear what David's wife, Lori, sounds like? Well, don't ever tell anyone that. That's weird. But Lori was a pivotal member of the MA Tucson Team, and she is here to share her insights. Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Forget Neom. Forget The Line. Come with us on a journey to...The Vee. Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed Email: [email protected]

Ah here we are. After all of the world history in the last episode, we are finally ready to talk about the Crisis, itself. Okay, listen. I didn't realize how much set up was required. Even with all of this info, we're still just gliding over some conditions, so give us (me) a break, okay?!?!? Anyway, we're back with the events and people that led up to the Bay of Pigs, which is required listening to understand the Missile Crisis. This will only be three episodes!!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed Email: [email protected]

The Guys are back in town (the Guys are back in town), the Guys are back in tooooowwwwnnn. Hey everyone. Guy #1 here to review some history, analyze global politics, and reminisce on that time when the world almost got blown up. This week, we're diving into the Cuban Missile Crisis! Okay, I should probably calm down, because we don't actually even begin talking about the Crisis in this episode. In this first part, we set the scene, and my-oh-my, it quite the scene to set.  Most of know that what America was like in the 1950's. Happy Days. Killer tunes and hot rods. Casual sexual assault. Rampant racism. But what was happening in the Soviet Union at this time? When, exactly, did Cuba throw off the shackles of capitalism?  This is what we discuss as approach the apocalyptic stand off. You better sit down and pull out your pencils, It's history class time, baby. Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed Email: [email protected]

Just call us Elon Musk, because we will never stop posting. Hey everyone. The Guys are back to discuss Game of Thrones (kind of), A.I., the writer's strike, and you know, this whole capitalism thing. Come on it; the water's fine! Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

So uhh...listen. Normally, we like to space these special episodes out. We don't want to give you too much good stuff all at once. But...then Sean heard the first Guys We're Scared episode and was so jealous at the good time we were having, he wouldn't stop crying until we did it again. Then Chris heard Sean was crying and came back on to console him. That's right. It's a full house here as David, Sean, Chris, and Alex are on mic in the GWS headquarters to discuss one of the...strangest movies ever made. It's unexpected. It's gross. It's confounding. It's...highly critical of capitalism, so that puts it right in our wheelhouse. Join us for our Coming Out Party, won't you?

Hey there, pasta lovers! David and Sean are back with another news roundup, and this time, it's good! Haha, jk. Everything's still bad. Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

I see you've made a mistake. Not only that, you've the biggest kind of a mistake a human being with a human soul can make: an eternally damnable mistake. You've decided to...listen to this podcast muhahahahahahahah! Hey everyone. Got something new for you today. In fact, we've got a whole new dang side-series for you to check out! That's right. Guys We're Screwed is moving into the decades-old-horror-film-review-and-social-critique market. And we've got the first pile of content right here! Join David and Alex as they attempt to unspool the mysteries behind the confounding masterpiece that is The Exorcist 3. If it doesn't lead you to swear fealty to Satan for all eternity, you can have your money back! Email us with suggestions for other episodes! Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed Email: [email protected]

Happy Sunday (Tuesday)!!! Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Well, it's the season of love and... Oh. Valentine's Day was a week ago. Well...let's just complain about capitalism again! Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Hey listen, me and my partner saw you from across the bar. You look really cool, and we were wondering...would you want to listen to our podcast?!?! We're back with a whole new (and old) list of complaints, but we manage to also managed to solve of the world's problems. So, that's neat! Come and take a listen! Email: [email protected] Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed