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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being a stranger in her own kitchen following a busy week of book promotion and touring. As Halloween approaches, the Kardashians cleverly seed *THE* halloween costume of 2026. Is it wrong to dress as your own daughter? Especially when you're maybe the world's most beautiful woman and your daughter is at a very delicate age of adolescence? Do the rules even apply to this lot? Plus, Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with news of a GIRLS reunion and a substitute teacher disaster, all because a woman who didn't receive her medication on time 'hates kids and wanted to f*ck around'. (LOL). Also, should a woman with two impressionable young daughters get a nose job? Finally, there's more bad news for Thomas Markle Sr and Meghan REACTS. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her Firstborn Daughter BOOK TOUR that kicks off tonight in Bristol. Also, what's with male comedians getting so angry at women doing what they've done for YEARS - create content for just each other? Would you go to your husband's rape trial? I'd say you could miss me with that, but perhaps not if I'd met him as a teenager when he was famous and 31... Also, your emails on suggesting ozempic to a listless snoring man and being six times more likely as a woman to be left for having cancer than a man in the same situation. Hmph. Plus, a cheeky audiobook excerpt from my good good friends, the publishers of Firstborn Daughter. Finally, Katherine and Bobby upgrade to Emirates business, The Real Housewives of London gets SPICY and Holland Juliette turns one. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about spinning her menstrual blood in a centrifuge to separate the plasma from the red blood cells so that she can harvest the endometrial stem cells to use as PRP on her skin. Yes. It's called Women in STEM. For too long, women have been told that their menstrual blood was trash but a recent study on it has emboldened Katherine to do what nobody else seems to have the courage to do - conduct a study using her actual FACE. We're THRILLED to be watching Celebrity Traitors - are you? Also, your letters on the Cornell 7, training a stupid husband, and what to do when your partner clearly wants to cheat. Plus, Andrew Johnston @mandrewjohnston joins us with news from HOLLYWOOD about whether Channing Tatum has indeed created a burner account to troll his ex and finally - have the liberals finally taken things too far? xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her tickets bought on a third-party website WORKING at the magnifique Celine Dion concert in Paris last week. We read listener emails about bad birthday presents, lying about sex work to your new partner, and more! Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood Los Angeles with a lot of UK news actually. Meghan Markle's number was leaked from a school WhatsApp group by another Mum which begs the question: apart from no doxxing, what are the unwritten rules of the chat? The Late Princess Diana's brother releases his memoire, much to the dismay of the palace who claim that grief can alter memory and any conspiracy theories about her passing are bogus. Incase you missed it, where do you stand on 'Sisters in the City' Anna Vakili's comments about women breastfeeding their children with 'an entire boob out in a cafe' make her 'uncomfortable'? xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a Four Seasons Hotel room in Paris as she and Bobby prepare to (hopefully) attend the Céline Dion concert there. It's been a whirlwind week of travel as Katherine was papped 'helping herself' to an oyster at Emily Atack's Spanish wedding as Cuatro on Saturday....and now they've left the children again! Also, news from Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston in Hollywood about a comedian choosing to date 'women of poverty' so that he feels like a king, Ciara's fifth baby on the way, Aaron Rodgers' problematic dating history and a sad story about a Nigerian Brit who died in Bangkok getting a penis enlargement. (No c**k puns RIP) x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the car as she drives to a London record of the new What's My Age Again series. It's been a wild week in the Ryan-Kootstra household with CO2 lasers, filming, book signings and very little time for anything else (apart from enjoying John Robins' book, Thirst). Luckily, our friend Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood with an update on Lindsay Clancy's mistrial, news of a 49ers millionaire sports person Jed someone paying a sex worker in a trailer park for full service, and the idea that a marriage should be renegotiable every seven years. Plus, Violet joins to winge about how tired she was after a delayed economy flight from New York City where she spend six incredible days at age 17 before featuring on her mother's incredible new audiobook, Firstborn Daughter. What's an FBD gonna do? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new PRP method you won't see coming. Also, we've asked comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston to take a break from his usually comical talking points to focus on the Lindsay Clancy trial and to explain it to us before a verdict is read this week. Plus, Violet is in New York as Megan and Harry are BAAAACK in the UK. Why do you think they've returned? Will the British tabloid press be kind to them or revert back to their trademark baseless character assassination? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the continued jet lag that the children are suffering and how she hasn't put the baby down for three weeks solid. Plus, Katherine turns into a teenaged dirtbag and is infantilised by her hometown, so it's no wonder she was met with the conundrum of how to conduct a feminist CAT FIGHT when confronted by a handsy woman at lunch on holiday. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood alleging that Hugh Hefner himself once reported Jeffrey Epstein to the FBI, a USA surrogate refuses to terminate a pregnancy against the wishes of the parent couple, Slim Thug launches a child support abolition movement, and Grok emboldens a peso stepdad. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday through Ontario that sees Bobby K driving a 30 ft RV through downtown Toronto for an emergency last minute TV audition. Katherine denounces the Toronto airport hotel and encourages having luxury bedding in your rental accommodation. The cottage in Muskoka is AN OASIS while Sarnia was.....an experience. Katherine and Bobby narc on a drunk driver while doing something illegal themselves. Is it okay to leave your small children with male relatives? Plus, Hollywood news from comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston as Drake hosts a Chatty Baddy party nearby at Casa Loma, a toddler tantrum grounds an airplane in British Columbia, and a football player chose his seven baby's mothers based on their ankles. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the new discovery that the plasma in menstrual blood can heal scratches in 24 hours. Is the medical patriarchy gatekeeping important healing powers because women are gross? Also, the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy continues in Massachusetts and don't worry, we don't go into any details, but we do think it's important to have broad discussions about postpartum psychosis. Comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with news about the influencer recession and John Galliano's MET honour despite his tricky behaviour. Plus, the results of our energy drinks poll! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's upcoming trip to Canada and how Sarnia is a weird and wonderful place that's let them down twice already with accommodation. Third time's a charm? Also, the girlies of the nation have been collectively SAT waiting for Olivia Attwood's hot promise of screenshots that, thanks to her management, never came. What's the story? Is somebody somewhere a sidepiece? Can a case of the 'wandering mickey' ever be cured? Holly Willoughby launches her new show 'Together' on YouTube and critics are PISSED, but we're on the show and we had a good time. Former rugby person and enemy of the bus, Danny Cipriani and his fiancé AnnaLynne McCord catch heat for their wedding registry but we like it. Also, what are the UK energy drink tiers? Are some more acceptable for a lady of luxury to drink than others? Also, what can a lonely postpartum mum do when her husband works away and her sister in law is giving the cold shoulder? Finally, Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston has news from Hollywood about a law suit involving Lil'Wayne and his assistant (who fights with a jet pilot!?!?), Olivia Rodrigo dating a finance bro, and a new website in Brazil that promises to help women find out whether their date is a criminal. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a harrowing brush with death as the hex on her home continues and she smashes into a glass door. Also, she was a disappointing plus one in Cannes about a month ago and completely forgot to say anything about it until now. Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with tales of an allegedly famous man who wants to have one daughter via surrogate and raise her to be 'his best friend', a Swedish wrestler paid his own wife $60K per year in 1990s money so that he could cheat on the road, and the infamous Tate brothers are arrested in America to face many spicy charges in the UK. Excellent! x @mandrewbrawnston Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a few heatwave ailments in the family. Since Bobby's 'Gentleman's Pad' incident, karma seems to be against the Ryan-Kootstras health--wise. Plus, listener letters about (trigger warning) leaving an abusive partner and whether or not to have children with a man who seems only medium keen. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood with news that Chris Brown's housekeeper has been awarded a $13M payout and asks, 'Are IVF clinics predatory?'. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about privilege and how it can make a very nice person tone-deaf at times. We unpack a little bit more of the Erica Komisar interview, hopefully clarifying some concerns about why we would host such a controversial psychoanalyst. Some WILD nonsense in the emails as we read your letters about a ridiculously selfish husband and a conundrum about whether or not to tell your mum that your dad is cheating! Crazy crazy crazy so if you have any added advice after listening to this one, let us know. Plus, our friend and comedian extraordinaire Andrew Johnston @MandrewBrawnston spills the T&T with all the details of Taylor and Travis' wedding at Madison Square Garden over the weekend, complete with decor details, guest list games, fashion and more! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new initiative to start a men's sanitary product as she's joined by Bobby K who discusses a recent health issue. We unpack some of the blowback from last week's conversation with Erica Komisar and comedian Andrew Johnston joins from Los Angeles with some Hollywood news, including Kylie Jenner's staffing issues and Emily Ratakowski's essay on the stigma of being a single mother. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.