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*Harry& Ginny moments and receives career advice from McGonagall, breaks into Umbridge’s office to use her floo to talk to Sirius about his father, and **Fred and George leave Hogwarts.*** harry and hermione missed the Gryffindors play Ravenclaw for the final match of the Quidditch season (Hagrid introduces Harry and Hermione to his half-brother, Grawp)- Gryffindor wins the match and the Quidditch Cup, and weasley is our king!.

*first Divination lesson with Firenze, **Marietta Edgecombe (not CHO) tells Umbridge of the D.A.’s meeting- suffers the effects of Hermione’s jinx, ***Dobby! warns Harry that the D.A. has been found out, and Dumbledore takes the blame for harry and leaves (with style lol) Hogwarts.****Umbridge replaces Dumbledore as Head of Hogwarts, the students (with the help of Fred’s and George’s inventions) rebel . harry poking around in Snape’s Pensieve discovers that his father is a prick lol

*a mass breakout from Azkaban, a Ministry worker dies under suspicious circumstances, and more bans from Umbridge. **Harry and Cho go on a date to Hogsmeade, and Rita Skeeter writes harry's story, to be published in 'The Quibbler'.***Hermione gives Harry advice on his love life lol Quidditch stuff, and Harry’s article is published.**** Harry has another disturbing dream from Voldemort’s point of view, Harry continues his Occlumency lessons with Snape, Trelawney is sacked, and Firenze the centaur is hired to teach Divination.

*Hermione joins Harry and the Weasleys at Grimmauld Place for Christmas. **They visit St. Mungo’s, encounter Gilderoy Lockhart, and see Neville with his gran visiting his parents.***Harry begins Occlumency lessons with Snape, during which Harry sees the dark corridor in the Department of Mysteries that he often dreams about.

*Gryffindor defeats Slytherin, but Harry, Fred, and George are given a lifetime ban from Quidditch by Umbridge for fighting with Malfoy.**Hagrid returns and tells the story of the land of the giants, **Hagrid’s class is observed by Umbridge, ***Ginny replaces Harry as Gryffindor’s Seeker, ****Dumbledore’s Army meets again, and Harry and Cho kiss. *****In a dream, Harry witnesses Arthur Weasley being bitten by a huge snake.

* orders all Student Organizations, Societies, Teams, Groups, and Clubs disbanded (Harry and Ron learn that boys are not allowed in the girls’ dormitory), Hedwig is hurt coming back from London, and **Sirius is almost caught by Umbridge in the Gryffindor common room fireplace.***Dobby tells Harry about the Room of Requirement, and Dumbledore’s Army meets for the first time.

*Umbridge is made Hogwarts High Inquisitor, and Harry serving another week’s detention. **Umbridge observes the professors in class, ***Harry, Hermione, and Ron hold a meeting at The Hog’s Head = Defence lessons,- pre-D.A. and Hermione tells Ron and Harry that Ginny is dating Michael Corner.lol

*Fred and George advertise for volunteers to test their products, +upcoming O.W.L.s, Harry earned detention for a week with umbridge, **Hermione stops the twins from experimenting on first years, Ron tries to stop unknowing house-elves from taking Hermione’s knitted hats, _Harry serves Umbridge’s detentions, in which an enchanted quill cuts lines into the back of his hand(Ron tries out for and makes the Gryffindor team as Keeper.) *** Percy sends Ron a letter warning him against continuing his friendship with Harry, and Sirius communicates with Harry through the common room fire. percy& padfoot tho

*Harry and the Weasleys are late for the Hogwarts Express (again), Harry and Ginny,Neville on the train with Luna Lovegood +The Quibbler.Harry sees thestrals **the Sorting Hat new song ***Dolores Umbridge as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher (cursed position lol), and back to their dorms, Harry learns that not everyone believes that Voldemort is back.

*Arthur Weasley gives Harry a tour to the Ministry of Magic(building and the setup of its offices)// not tour but for his scheduled hearing // Dumbledore arrives (as DA BEST defense lawyer) to assist Harry. //Mrs. Figg reappeared as the witness and Harry is cleared of all charges.**Ron and Hermione become prefects, Harry's reaction (realistic), and Mrs. Weasley’s boggart is revealed (finally, we discover the weight of worry and fear which Mrs Weasley has been carrying). ****Hermione hypothesizes Black's desire for Harry and him to be outlaws together. Turns out a lot of H's speculations are right but too late, eh?

*Harry is "rescued" from Privet Drive, we reunited with our fav werewolf Lupin and also the real “Mad Eye” Moody also some new characters like kingsley &Tonks. ** in headquarter Harry is reunited with Ron and Hermione, learns of the titular 'Order of the Phoenix', and is reunited with Sirius Black. ***Sirius Black’s family background, and Molly and Sirius have a row .// kids clean the Black house; //Kreacher, the Black family house-elf, shows another darker side to house-elves; **** the Black family tree; and we learn that Sirius is related to the Weasleys and Tonks and the Malfoys and the Lestranges. PUREBLOODS are all related lol

Ch1: * "demented" a good word to use to describe someone who has suffered a Dementor attack and insane.**Mrs. Figg, a batty cat-loving old lady from nearby Wisteria Walk is the 'Arabella Figg' who is not in fact a witch but a Squib.//Dudley Dursley's collection of nicknames from friends and family: Dudders, Big D, Dud, ickle Diddykins, Popkin, Dinky Ch2: The chapter title comes from a mispronunciation by Vernon = "a pack of owls"// "If their least favourite thing in the world was magic - closely followed by neighbours who cheated more than they did on the hosepipe ban - people who heard voices were definitely in the bottom ten."//"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two," said Harry through clenched teeth.//"Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn't know Dumbledore?" --Mrs. Figg to Harry////Petunia considers Harry's magic to be a dirty family secret+Petunia's comment about Dementors, then her reaction after saying it is worth reading buds.