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Remember that time when Geordie got all obsessed with a virtual woman and watched her recordings and studied her and then fell for her – well your favorite Ship’s Engineer is at it again! The Enterprise D rolls up on a Relay Station 47 – say, Did you know that in the future there are Relay Stations way out in space? Well there are! At least Forty Seven of them! And did you know they have to be manned – in this case “womaned”? Well, they do. But uh, there’s some foul play afoot on Relay Station 47 – as in someone’s dead! Or at least, they think someone’s dead, but they aren’t exactly sure who! The away team finds some gunk or goo and the Doctor’s all,”I think this goo is the remains of some dead person so maybe we should build an episode around figuring out who that is!” or she says something like that. Then, Worf’s all “Stand back and let me cut that goo sample out of the floor, you know the hard way, with a phaser.” And that’s what Worf actually does–, he cuts the goo out with four solid phaser blasts – heck, they don’t use those phasers for hardly anything, so why not? At least he gets to shoot something. Back on the ship Geordie starts rifling through old log entries from a Haliian Station manager Aquiel, who’s homesick and kind of whiney but cute too! Cute except for the butt head thing, and black! Did I mention she was black, well she kind of is and you know, Geordie is too and hey, it’s the 90’s, they’re not going to let Geordie fall for another white chick! Cue Brahms! No, not the composer, the character from way back in season Three and Four! Anyhow, I digress – is this a synopsis or a space novella? Geordie got the hots for this dead goo until, suprise! She ain’t dead! Who’s the goo now, dog? Stand back because your Chief Engineer gets it on glowing rock style!  Will Geordie be able to make it with girl like Christie, I mean Aquiel ? Will we discover that Aquiel is a killer – the maker of the goo? Will Bev solve the mystery and maybe even meet a new life form? Find out on this exciting, er… episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Remember way back in season 2 when the Enterprise was held hostage by Sherlock Holmes’ arch foe Prof. James Moriarty? And remember how Picard promised he’d find a way to set Moriarty free of the Holodeck? And then remember how the crew spent the next 4 years having all kinds of crazy ass adventures where they fought the Borg and the Roumlans and became kids and met Scotty and Picard got a jacket and shit? Well, Moriarty’s back, and he gives no f***s about any of it because he’s still stuck in the Holodeck and wants off! When Picard explains they passed that buck on the Starfleet with no results, Moriarty decides to take matters into his own simulated hands and strolls off the Holodeck without so much as a “By your leave!” Picard, Data, and special guest star Reg Barclay are properly gobsmacked and hopelessly befuddled as to how the professor can leave the Holodeck, which is unfortunate because now he wants to take his girlfriend with him. When Picard balks at the notion, Moriarty resorts to his favorite trick, taking over the Enterprise. All this while two planets are crashing into each other for no good reason. Does all of this seem too crazy to be really happening? Hmm, could be. Will Picard and crew wrest control of the ship back from Moriarty? Will the professor be able to liberate his lady love, Regina? Will anyone tell Christopher Nolan he owes Paramount some royalties? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez: Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Hey Everyone! Only one more week until we drop a new show! That's right, we're about to un-hiatus. We've been working hard to craft up some new episodes and the cutest Klingon, Alexander is here to tell you about it. Plus, we're dropping a sneak peak of the next episode, "Ship in a Bottle"! It's Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes's--and now Picard's-- archenemy, and he's back to shake the Enterprise around again! We hope this holds you over until October 1st when Season 6 Episode 12 of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast drops! It's "Ship in a Bottle," and it's coming at you right about . . . next week.  Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Dave and Andrew are taking a break so they can craft-up some new episodes! Don't worry the show will kick back in on October 1st! The boys have dipped into the archives and found a favorite episode that you might not have listened to. On this bonus episode of STTNGeez, Andrew and Dave interview Suzie Plakson who played fan-Favorite K'Ehleyr! That’s right Suzie-flipping-Plakson drops by and shares insights on the late, great Klingon badass as well as sharing behind the scenes stories of her time on Trek! And yes, if you didn’t know, they kill K'Ehleyr in a not so cool way, (they being the Klingons) and well, the show— and Suzie and the boys talk about it. Join us for an interview with Suzie Plakson -- K'Ehleyr! On your favorite Next Generation re-watch podcast: STTNGEEZ, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! And don’t forget to pick up Susie’s audio book, "The Poor Dead K'Ehleyr Show: an Audiobook for Trek Fans" at https://suzieplakson.com/ Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Hi everyone.  Commander Dave E. Dave and Ambassador Andrew are taking a time out to work on some all-new episodes for ya! The show will be back in all its glory October 1 with “Ship in a Bottle.” In the meantime, all of our previous episodes are available at TNGeez.com for your enjoyment! See you in October.  Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Ever wanted the most famous Cryptid and his grown man sidekick who still goes by the name “Wildboy” to take over your Star Trek the Next Generation podcast? Well your wish has come true! That’s right, it’s Bigfoot and Wildboy, two of Andrew and Dave’s most recent re-occurring guests who somehow have infiltrated this show about Star Trek the Next Generation! As the show has been coursing through Season Six, the boys bumped into a conversation about Sid and Marty Krofft’s Saturday morning live action show from the 1970’s that featured James Dothan of Scotty from the original series fame. Scotty returned to the Enterprise in Season Six’s “Relics”, a truly wonderful episode. The Doohan talk naturally lead to an adjacent conversation about the Krofft’s “Bigfoot and Wildboy” then inspiration took hold as Dave and Andrew voice-worked up a storm as the unlikely crime fighting team navigated their world. Bigfoot and Wildboy have been brought back subsequent times and even met the crew of the Enterprise D! (If you’ve never listened to an episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast, that’s how the show goes — the show is like a black hole for pop culture tangents. Join us for an episode where Bigfoot hosts fan favorite characters as Wildboy gets annoyed by them. It’s Alexander, JeanLuc Picard, and even Wesley Crusher! All coming at you from a forest studio in the Pacific North West. So, pull up a log, grab a slice of Bigfoot’s tree bark pizza and get ready to laugh… or groan on this exciting BONUS episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast.  Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

So you like watching TNG for some light entertainment? You are so out of luck this time because it’s “Chain of Command, Part 2” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about … NOW! Last time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, our beloved Capt. Jean-Luc Picard was replaced as captain of the Enterprise by one Edward Jellico, a hard-ass, uncompromising martinet. Intent on turning the D into a warship, Jellico alienated the Hell out of our beloved crew with his exacting orders. His distinct lack of warmth got Number One’s panties in a bunch, and it doesn’t get better in this episode. Jellico and Riker’s antipathy explodes when it's revealed our Jean-Luc is a prisoner of the Cardassians, and Jellico seems indifferent to Picard’s plight! Picard was captured last episode when he, Bev, and Worf attempted to infiltrate a Cardassian base. Little did they know the whole mission was a trap set up to snare Picard! Back aboard the D, Data’s the new Number One, and Riker is left pouting in his quarters. But as nasty as things are on the Enterprise, they’re even nastier in Gul Madred’s office where Jean-Luc faces one of his greatest battles. Will Picard have the will to withstand his captors? Will Data get used to that red uniform? Will Riker finally go be captain somewhere else? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The Enterprise is tooling along between shuttling an ambassador here, taking an obsessed astrophysicist there when — BANG, the show goes all Special Ops! That’s right, just when this Galaxy Class thing was stable and moving as the stayed and regular-ol weekly thing, it decided to turn the table over and shake all the pieces loose! Captain Picard gets un-captained by the new, and Coxian Jelico! That’s right, our captain’s special jacket gets removed only to be replaced by special-ops-ninja black! Seems our Cap is on a super-secret mission with his crack team of Lieutenant Worf...Ah, okay, I guess that makes sense, and… Beverly Crusher? Bev? Okay, okay… no Data, the super-strong robot? Huh. Not the empath who can read through shit like, I don’t know, traps? Huh! Double Huh! JLP’s  team is training in the holodeck for a super secret mission while newly anointed Captain Jelico is Jelico-ing the shit out of the Enterprise and making the crew, and especially our second in command Riker question why he took this second seat in the first place? Just when the wondering gets deep enough, the Cap and his black-tighted team beam planet-side to infiltrate a cave they were fake-infiltrating in the Holodeck – except this cave is a trap and despite Worf’s ongoing struggle with doors, the Captain is alone and captured. Will Jellico-Cox become the next Captain of the Enterprise? Will Troi get comfortable with not exposing herself in  revealing “V”necks?  Will Jean Luc wind up questioning lights – oh wait, that’s not this episode – it’s next! Find out all of this and more in this exciting episode of “ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast. Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The Enterprise D is paying a visit to Tyrus VII A! We assume Tyrus VII was booked for the weekend, so they were stuck with Tyrus VII A. Bummer. Anywho, what Tyrus VII A lacks in prestige it makes up for in kick ass particle fountains! The grit and grime and danger of mining got you down? Well, Dr. Farallon has the answer for you, shooting a particle cannon from space to do your mining for you! Sounds perfect except the particle fountain is a temperamental bit of tech that threatens to overload every ten minutes. That seems pretty dangerous in and of itself! But don’t worry, Dr. Farallon has a solution for that, too, in the guise of Exocomps! That’s right, Exocomps, little balls of robot who can be sent into perilous situations to fix problems before they blow up and kill everyone on board! Yay! Sounds good until the Exocomps decide they aren’t doing that shit any more. Seems they’ve gained a degree of sentience that comes with a healthy dose of self-preservation. Dr. Farallon says she’ll strip them of their smarts and send them in anyway until one Lt. Commander Data says no. Seems he feels a kinship with the little robotic rascals, and he intends to defend their right to choose, even if it means Picard and Geordi’s lives! Will Picard and LaForge be able to stop the particle fountain from exploding? Will Riker and the crew be able to rescue their stranded colleagues? Will Data come to his robotic senses and realize there’s no show without Sir Pat? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The crew of the Enterprise D are enjoying some rare downtime while waiting for a meet up, so they decide to relax a little. Picard plays his flute. Bev and Riker work on a play. Geordi and Data play Science Brothers together, and Worf? He reluctantly decides to be a father to everyone’s favorite little Klingon, Alexander, and go on a Holodeck adventure. The cutest little computer programmer has whipped up a Western complete with saloons, hornery owlhoots, piano players, and prostitutes. Bonus! Deanna Troi joins them as Durango, a rifle-totin’, cheroot chompin’ stranger. It’s all fun and games until Geordi and Data’s little experiment causes the computer to go cattywampus! Suddenly, every owlhoot is Data, and he’s out to hornswoggle Sheriff Worf, and his trusty Deputy Alexander! Will Worf and his sidekicks be able to outfox his ultimate AI enemy? Will Geordi and Data be able to fix the computer? Will Picard ever be able to play his flute in peace? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Remember when the transporter, Holodeck, warp core, etcetera malfunctioned and then,  fill in the blank disaster happens? Yeah, this episode THAT happens! It’s episode 6, Season 6, “RASCALS” and it’s kids, kids, kids! Up the space butt with the kids! And the show had just promised us it would tone down on the kids, didn’t it? Did it, or was that just Ambassador Andrew’s wishful thinking? Seems the Enterprise transporter has gone all wicky-wack, but in the tykiest of ways! Picard, Guinan, Ro, and Keiko are beaming back from a… wait, those four together on an away mission?… okay…. They’re beaming back to the Enterprise when O'Brien screws the pooch on the materializing and these fools come in… young! That’s right, the away team returns as younger versions of themselves! Some of them are cool about it-- Basically Guinan! And some are conflicted, for sure. Picard has to struggle with commanding a galaxy-class vessel, now with a full head of hair, and a full head lower than Number One! Ro has to struggle with returning to her childhood which was pretty f****d up! Keiko has to try to be a kid-mom and a weirdly awkward kid-wife to the douche that made this nonsense happen, her husband O’Brien! Then there’s Whoopie, kid Whoopie, and she’s chill with the whole being a kid thing again, like n`` n this second time around? Will Riker be able to take orders from his Middle School Captain? Will O’Brien be made the most uncomfortable member of the Next Gen cast in the creepiest of TNG scenes ever… EVER! Find out on this all new episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The Enterprise is on its way to help Tagra IV, a planet in the midst of an ecological crisis. As part of the mission, they take on an intern, one Amanda Rogers, a plucky young woman with dreams of attending Starfleet Academy. All seems well until odd moments of danger erupt! We’re talking a barrel falling towards Riker - - those damned barrels are a menace!--and Holy Heck! A flippin warp core breach! Geordi and Data race to eject the core, but it explodes, threatening to destroy the ship! Luckly, Amanda Rogers is on the scene and somehow manages to stop the explosion and restore the core to normal. The crew are at a loss to explain this miracle until our good friend Q pops in. According to Q, Amanda just might be a member of the Q continuum, and he aims to find out. Q explains that if Amanda is Q, she needs to join the continuum, but Bev ain’t having it. Picard agrees to allow Q to train Amanda in her powers, but little does he know that Q is under orders to execute Amanda if she doesn’t measure up. Will Q take the life of a promising young intern? Will Riker take her on a date? Will the show bring us more puppies? Find out in this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The Enterprise D is doing its thing, shuttling an ambassador to a… wait a minute, hold on, they’re charting globular clusters! Globular clusters! Wow! They are charting shit which is only slightly more active than shuttling shit, but that’s not the point. Riker can’t get to sleep! For some reason Numbah One keeps waking up feeling unrested! You might be asking yourself, why would this space adventure show be doing an episode where people can’t get a good night of sleep, but really, Riker and the rest of them are getting abducted! Seems Rike’s not the only one missing time and remembering weird shit, even Data! Worf’s got a thing about scissors, Then,  crewman dead-face shows up with his blood replaced by sand… or something. Beverley tells Riker his arm has been severed and re-attached – OUCH! This leads the crew to hash it out in the holodeck, finally discovering that they’re being abducted and experimented on! The nasty aliens are also using a portal that is destabilizing the ship!  Picard and company develop a plan to reverse- abduct Riker and outsmart the alien menace! Will Data become the next poet-Lauret of the U.S.S. Enterprise? Will Riker ever get over that bed-head? Will the Enterprise ever chart that dense-ass globular cluster? Find out on this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The Enterprise D is tooling along like it does when they jolt out of warp and find themselves face-to-face with a big ass Dyson Sphere! What’s a Dyson Sphere you ask? It’s a giant shell that encompasses a star, creating a whole new environment for people to inhabit. As crazy as that sounds, the crew finds something even crazier on the surface of the sphere--the wreck of an old Starfleet vessel, the Janolan, and it’s showing signs of life! Riker, Geordi, and Worf beam over to find someone stored in the old ship’s transporter. Well saints be praised, it’s Montgomery Scott! That’s right! Scotty! He was chief engineer of the original Enterprise, no bloody A, B, C, or D! Time to break out the booze and the bagpipes! Or is it? Seems being 75 years out of time is making our favorite Scot feel unmoored and without purpose. That is until Picard asks Geordi to take Scotty to the Janolan to recover some ship’s logs on the Dyson Sphere. Good thing, too, because the Enterprise D suddenly finds themselves trapped inside the thing with no way out! Will Scotty and Geordi figure out a way to free the Enterprise? Will Scotty find a new life in the 24th century? Will someone please tell us what happened to Uhura? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The USS Enterprise D encounters two battle cruisers who quickly turn tail allowing our flagship to rescue a mediator Ves Alkar -- because on this show, above all else, things need to be mediated. Jev, I mean Ves beams aboard with a companion he calls “Mother” who rants at our wonderful Deanna Troi, accusing her of wanting to get her hooks into Ves! Oh Mother! Oh Troi! Mommy dearest takes an unfortunate turn for the worst, and it gets the worst as it can for her -- cause she ends up dead! Dr. Alkar and Troi perform a Lumerian funeral ritual that involves knocking rocks together -- come on Deanaa. This rock rub leads Deanna down an unfortunate, although predictable path - I mean, you know what happens to you girl, right? This shit happens to you all the time -- remember Kevin Uxbridge? Remember that little d******d light that impregnated you? Remember Jev, the mind rapist from last season? Troi goes all agro as she becomes the vessel for Ves Alkar's more base emotions -- she’s angry, she's humpy -- she’s not the Deanna Troi we all know, and Riker isn’t having it! Plus, she’s aging like a mother f****r!  And Will Bev tease out the medical mystery that’s infected our Counselor? Will Riker heal from that nasty Troi scratch? Will Someone ask the production to stop victimizing our favorite ship’s councilor? Find out in “Man of the People” The next exciting episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Want some more episode specific Trek, like from this episode? Check it out here in the "Show-Flipping-Notes": Even more available at: https://tngeez.com