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It’s Buffy’s Birthday! And she is thirsty for Angel d. also Dru and Spike are back and they are playing with person shaped boxes. Note: We are laughing because spike should be healed because he is a vamp, not purely because of the wheelchair.

Buffy and the gang learn about childcare by taking care of eggs?? Ya that seems like the same as human babies. Twist - the eggs aren’t just eggs!

We can’t let go the mechanisms of the worm man, torture that makes us feel funny, and a new big bad mummy!

OMG a two parter! Spike has plans to cure Drusulla’s withering disease (maybe it's TB?). Buffy has to deal with career day - and i guess become a cop? OH and surprise…we meet a new slayer!

We learn about Giles’s (aka Ripper) past - and it’s dark. This episode is full of choke outs, zombie Alex Macks, nightmare montages, and endless high-kicks.

Everyone is lying to buffy, and each other, and themselves Buffy’s LA bff, Ford, comes to town and he is the cult leader of a vampire fan club/youth group and has some sneaky plans to avoid death - but the main part of the plan involves dying…okay Ford.

Halloween Featuring Daddy Spike - which some of us are really into. Everyone turns into their costumes, Spike beats Dru’s guts, Buffy’s mom is not going to be home and Angel knows it and “stops by” with wine coolers and McDonalds. We drank Slayer’s Blood while recording this episode - recipe below! Slayer’s Blood Cocktail Recipe 1.5oz Gin (or Vodka)1.5oz Pomegranate Juice (or syrup Maggie makes you)1.5oz Blood Orange Juice (or soda)1tbsp Simple Syrup (no need to use if you have Maggie’s syrup)1/2 a Lime

Combination Goosebumbs and after-school special. Buffy is having sex dreams about Angel and letting her honriness drive the plot…where she takes down a fraternity by fighting a snake/Voldemort/man(boy?).

Uh-Oh…It’s cultural exchange week in Sunnydale, and there’s a dance…with costumes. This episode is full of appropriation, mummia references, and crispy vag. Finally it’s Seth Green!

OMG it’s Spike! He is smoking (we don’t really know how since vamps can’t breath), he is serving wild sexual energy with Drusilla, he is taking a stand on the age of his food, he is making out dated references that do not hold up - and WE ARE HERE FOR IT!

Bride of Frankenstein, Buffy style. The Sunnydale Science Club kids are geniuses, and also psychos. Kris defends Chris (must be a namesake thing). How far is society willing to look the other way at actions undertaken during grief? Oh ya, and some monsters bump uglies (well, Jenn thinks so at least). Alternate titles for this episode: Sawdust Stuffed DickBride of FrankendarylBrought to you by Black & MildMommy Doesn’t CarePatchwork P***y

Buffy Summers is back and the Hellmouth is not going to let her be a normal teenager. We get to watch Buffy deal with her dueling trauma of dying and of her rapey friend saving her life by putting his mouth on her mouth.

Join us as we take a stand against apologizing to creeps, officially starting now!

It’s the Clea DuVall episode!