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We have made it to a post-ACOSH world and it’s a bit surreal (and messy). Join Danelle and I as we give our unfiltered initial reactions to ACOSH, including the biggest theories that we are 100% subscribing to! Fair warning: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ACOSH SPOILERS!

First things first. DO NOT BE AN A-HOLE. Spreading spoilers and leaks is loser behavior.  Anywho…I finally reread HOFAS! Did I love it? Sadly, still not one of my favorites. However, it did grow on me slightly. Danelle’s insights and motivation were key factors in this though to be honest. Regardless, let’s chat about those tunnels, carvings and the infamous monologue to end all monologues. Do we trust it? Ehhhh….

How are we less than 2 weeks away from ACOSH?!  Danelle and I are trying to keep it cool. Keyword there is “trying”. Today’s episode is all about mini character deep dives and their potential adventures in ACOSH and ACOFM. Also, just another (not so) gentle reminder not to be an A-hole. Sharing leaks and spoilers is loser behavior. Don’t be a loser.

We’ve made it to ACOSF finally! As promised, this will be the first of two episodes for Silver Flames. Plus, as a bonus treat, we are joined this week by the lovely Carrie! We’re digging into the main plot points to remember, the looming questions from ACOSF and also chastising the High Fae for their inherent inability to keep track of valuables.

Does the end of HOSAB ever get easier to deal with? Asking for a friend. Anyways…let’s break down the mountain of information that SJM gave us in this book. Danika’s secrets truly are never ending and have some crazy implications for ACOSH.

We never thought we would be breaking down HOEAB in a little over an hour. Yet, here we are with a quick and dirty rundown of the tidbits from HOEAB that may be important for ACOSH. Or we could be completely off base, who knows. Either way, let’s get into what SJM’s modern fantasy could mean for the future of the ACOTAR world.

Full disclosure: we went into ACOFAS expecting a short episode with just a few plot points to chat about as we prepare for ACOSH. What actually happened is that we ended up with a lengthy list of things we both overlooked before. So join us as we essentially rediscover ACOFAS!

Let’s wrap up ACOWAR! The last third of this book had Danelle and I taking frantic notes and questioning every little detail. Anyone else feel a bit paranoid and unstable as they go through their reread? Or is that just us? Also, yet another reminder to not be an a-hole as we approach the releases of Threshing Day and ACOSH.

Need a list of things to recall from ACOWAR and/or some interesting little possible easter eggs to keep in mind for ACOSH? We got you! Join us as we continue our journey through our SJM reread and continue to spiral on what is in store for us on October 27th! This week, we’re in the heart of ACOWAR and prepping for the Hybern showdown.

We are making our way through the ACOTAR series and find ourselves knee deep into ACOWAR. Thanks to the blurbs for ACOSH and ACOFM, we are both paranoid AF and suspect of everyone. Plus, we are diving into a curious timeline discrepancy that is currently haunting us.

Sadly, we’ve finished our reread of ACOMAF (aka one of our favorite books of all time). Enjoy our increasingly hectic and somewhat diabolical thoughts and theories on the last 60% of this book. Spoiler warning: we are highly suspicious of everyone and also still livid at their atrocious planning for Hybern.

VALKYRIES BABYYYYYY. LET’S GOOOOO! Real talk though, what is sleep? No, really though. Just like most of you, we’ve not known peace since Monday morning. Danelle and I took a few days to process the blurbs for ACOSH and ACOFM (these new acronyms are fun!). By “process”, I actually mean we’ve been spiraling nonstop and adding endless entries into our theories journals. Without further ado, let’s dive into these blurbs line by line. Also, friendly reminder to keep the fandom fun and respectful as we all theorize and celebrate these upcoming releases.

Well this is creepy (or serendipitous, depending on how you look at it). Our episode this week is a breakdown of our thoughts on the first third of ACOMAF….including discussions on the Weaver and the Bone Carver. Of course, the website and insta updates came AFTER we recorded yesterday. We also have some unhinged thoughts on that Autumn Equinox festivities guide…

We’ve wrapped up ACOTAR and have some questions. There a few oddities that sparked our interest. It is a wild ride rereading when you’ve got the entirety of the Maasverse at your fingertips. Our brains are already fried so enjoy some unhinged thoughts!

Danelle and I are back after a wild couple of weeks. Join us as we go through all of the MANY possibilities for the Threshing Day novella. Who will we get to see? Answer: It better include Ridoc! We’re positive Rebecca will throw us some curve balls and we can’t freaking wait!