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this episode was edited by your butt. why is chipotle so expensive? matty talks about meeting a crypto bro on his flight. watch this episode on youtube

i tried recording this 1 hour long podcast episode multiple times but my computer ran out of memory so it didn't save it. all i could salvage was the intro which i did twice. it was from the summer of 2024 & i had forgotten about it until now. basically i list all the topics i'm going to cover in the episode & then i never discuss any of them lol

matty smokes cannabis outside at night in los angeles california don't worry it's legal & he's over 21 years old.

Matty K reminisces about his past Lore, & ForeShadows his future, all while sitting under a palm tree, drinking a passionfruit La Croix, breathing cannabis smoke into the Los Angeles California night. This podcast episode is unintentionally calm & relaxing, however it's a most welcomed happy accident (Bob Ross) put it on to turn your brain off, or to help you fall asleep, or, hey, you can, ya know... along with me Matty K is at least 21 years of age or older & is a resident of California where cannabis is legal. He is a mogul known for his immaculate vibes as well as his self-cut mullet & mustache. if you don't subscribe then my dead grandma won't bake you her famous banana cake.

i asked ChatGPT ai to write a description for this episode me: "please write a podcast episode description. the episode is about me taste testing 3 ice cream sandwiches. please include keywords that will help this episode get discovered." ChatGPT: Podcast Episode DescriptionEpisode Title: The Ultimate Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test Description: In this delicious episode, join us as we dive into the world of ice cream sandwiches! I taste test three different brands to find out which one reigns supreme. From the classic vanilla and chocolate combo to unique and innovative flavors, this episode is a must-listen for all ice cream lovers. Tune in to hear my honest reviews, detailed flavor profiles, and the final verdict on which ice cream sandwich you should grab on your next grocery run. Whether you're a dessert aficionado or just looking for a tasty treat, this episode has something for everyone. Keywords: ice cream sandwich, taste test, food review, dessert podcast, ice cream lovers, flavor profile, grocery shopping, sweet treats, snack review, foodie podcast. Make sure to subscribe and leave a review if you enjoyed the episode. Follow us on social media for more tasty content and updates on future episodes!

don't eat Del Taco (except for the milkshakes)

i recorded this back in February 2024 but am just now posting it in June 2024 so spoiler alert i didn't die lol

*walkie-talkie static* "this is officer matty k, car #1, coming to you live from the Target parking lot, i kinda wanna go eat Arby's rn, so i can keep keeping these streets safe, over & out" *click*

i started talking out loud to myself & i was like daaamn my voice sounds very deep manly masculine & sexy i should record a podcast episode, so i did, this is that episode, you probably already figured that tho, didn't you? you so smart. i'm proud of you!

its a super thin crust bbq chicken pizza... its basically like eating air

rice + carbonated beverage = tummy ache

chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich

i'm really stoked about this episode

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