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Happy 420! Why is it that Disney Channel kids always end up mainlining Xanax and Cocaine?Boe Jiden just isn't done yet...Putting innocent people in prison systems is his favorite flavor of ice-cream! Just kidding, it's probably butter pecan or some other geriatric shit. Canadian cops are really nice actually. After they're done beating and arresting your grandfather for being outside, they'll pull you over just to say have a nice day! Alien technology comes to life with new gravity resistant weight machines and a wearable bracelet that helps teach you how to speak "more better".

You smell that? Q says if you smell toast, western civilization is collapsing. This weeks episode is performed during a live thunderstorm! We discover the beauty in the History Channel's target demographic, dismantle the psychopaths that use domesticated animals as personality boosts and explore the plastic plan that is 3D printed homes.

Drop out of High School, graduate from Twitter and go straight to OnlyFans! We have finally witnessed the death of shopping malls as we expose the first world slave like conditions of a department store employee. NFT art is being exploited as are the people stupid enough to buy it, Chris Hansen is a martyr for the sport of "Predator Poaching" and Ring Cameras are compiling data to deep fake you and your neighbors!

ESPN needs to start embracing the trailer park demographic. We haven't seen hardly any enthusiasm for modern sports, but professional hot dog eating is a totally different story. Reminiscing experiences on the public school bus system 15 years ago. Twenty somethings hate their parents as they fail to recognize they haven't accomplished anything and a murder is uncovered in a cringe YouTube series where people tell their secrets anonymously.

No one thought it'd be so easy to tear down the "content creators" plaguing the front page of YouTube. When Logan Paul isn't filming dead bodies, he spends his time day trading stocks and googling tax evasion techniques. Dr. Phil's show is in trouble! One bad comment on the "rona" statistics and now he's leaning into the thin blue line demographic. Casey defends RiceGum after Josh attacks the pure cringe that is RolePlay video games. Josh is left in shock as Casey introduces him to Second Life...

Tom Brady gets labeled a white supremacist and my guess is it won't be long until they're tracing coof cases back to him not wearing a mask. The NFL is as fake as the state of pro-wrestling, NASA builds literal stairway's to heaven just as its about damn time we leave this earth. Also a very special edition of 'Call your Dad".

Can you step out of your personal reality and into the realm of your enemies? For what purpose would this power be used to do something positive to impact humanity? Does this podcast use Remote Viewing to predict the future? What the hell even is remote viewing and how? Lots of questions this week. We like that, assholes usually have all the answers.

This riot is brought to you by DASANI, the worst water on the face of earth. Will cryptocurrency lead to a central government controlled global currency that can be used to enslave the future, or will it set us free and give us back our rightful data? CNN Actors beg the government to take away your media rights, but don't worry they care about you! Biden didn't do it because he said he didn't and the proof isn't there. This week!

Farewell, orange man bad! Washington builds a corpse fortress for the most popular sitting president in history. Big tech corporations aim to track you down to change your mind by force, Q gets it all wrong by getting it all right and a Garth Brooks unlimited Olive Garden party aims to heal the divide between american citizens once and for all.

What are the capabilities of a population controlled by THC? Can Psilocybin Mushrooms help control the populations growing mental health crisis? Or will we be doomed to repeat the endless cycle of addiction. Stick around to find out if food can be racist! Spoiler alert, no.