Advertise on podcast: Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

Doug is creepy... Doug isn't supportive... Doug isn't a Star Trek superfan... Dan is back...again... Museum talk... Circumcision talk... Economics... Matt has problems with this movie... A long podcast... A clip heavy podcast... Our last Star Trek podcast...

Dan returns... Matt is late... Horror or sci-fi... Really not much Brewers talk... Technical issues... Not remembering what happens in this movie... What we thought certain things meant... Phallic imagery... Assholes... Matt argues online...Another death, another pivot for next week...

Come on out and play... A special congrats from a Betamax rewind fave... Season nine tries to transverse New York City and get home... As we tell our wives, just because it's short, doesn't mean it isn't good...

The open times 2... Brewers... Time Machines... Hitler stuff... Are we old... Matt uses AI... Doug is a unicorn... Kind of a slog... Rubbers break... Painful podcast... Not a high point... Doug calls an audible and cheats...

Brewers stuff... Cancer... Podcast hiccups... Dog boners... Gym etiquette... Getting arrested for Facebook posts... Bad teeth... Doug is still butthurt about a film we did back in season one... Ford Fairlane... Does Magnum pull it off... Famous couches...

Note: there is an ad at the start of the podcast, don't skip it... The Grateful Dead... Doug doesn't stand up for Matt... Matt apologizes...then makes things worse... Doug is done with work... SCUBA or SCBA... Certain death, do you do it... Top five podcast boobs... PPG... What's all this then... Matt doesn't give a shit about the UK... Lots of dog barking...

Smoking... Grammar... How old do you want to live to... What the f**k is this movie... Movie is weirder than The Wicker Man... Stomach vaginas... Our first movie with hooking the G...

Matt tries to get Doug involved in the podcast...Rear mound...Foreskins and shafts...Songs about f*****g...Doug retires old bits...except those he doesn't...Matt doesn't like hippies...Lost the last 10 minutes of the podcast so the audio quality drops...

Doug and Matt finish at the same time... Water is bad... Taint talk... Matt's mouth writes checks his body can't cash... Whores... At what age do you give up... Shafts... Cranks... Etc...

Watto again... Fatherly advice... Buying affection... Police... Poop talk... Killing kids... And there's a movie in there as well... Doug questions Matt's movie taste...

Wattos back... I volunteer as tribute... Losing dogs... Bra skills... Bad things... Matt makes music with his mouth... Sexualizing tables... Heroin... Putting people on a pedestal... Sniffing hair... An embarrassment of riches or just an embarrassment... If we have to listen to it, so do you... We're sorry...so sorry...

Deep cuts from the archive... Matt leaves notes for Jen... The Acolyte still sucks... A new podcast with the Beautiful Vagina... Moldy penises... Matt is undramatic, until he's dramatic... Lots of c-word clips... Movie clips are dodgy... Especially when Matt doesn't mute himself during one of them... Doug has mop knowledge... No muff this week... Matt is a curmudgeon... Dog's barking... The season of insanity gets delayed a weak...

Matt's etsy shop... F**k Netflix... Doug does DP... The boys watched different movies, will it work... Matt says he won't lie, but that is a lie.... The ethics of reviving the dead... Getting slapped... Jars of pubic hair on the night side stand... The seldom heard three seconds of silence... Doug picks five things for next week... Negotiating getting peed on...

Both of the boys take trips... Jokes come home to roost... Wikipedia... Deep into enemy territory... Vegas recap... Erections... Buddy cop movies... Brad texts... Lots of choices for the next button...

Trip details... Matt has social anxiety... Doug has dyslexia... Matt is a food snob... Boobs... A white Asian dude... More boobs... A cancerous snake... Even more boobs... Doug just up and leaves... It's not a good film, but is it a fun film... Matt's season of insanity kicks off with a classic that started a cinematic universe...