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Conspiracy theories... Matt has a breakdown... Doug is mean... Helen Slater... Doug has another stroke... The Wiggles... The internet is dumb... Bette Midler takes it on the (not so kind) chin... Doug makes predictions and they're all wrong... More movies you've never heard of...

Matt is Christ... Doug gets his shine box... Bird beaks... Iowa whore demographics... Hiding from your mother... Plane stations... Do local tv stars pull a lot of trim... Doug is a fancy dresser... Matt guesses at sounds... Doug disses Star Wars... The longest podcast in a hot minute... Just an RCH under three hours...

Matt bitches about his family... Doug's vacation is over... Matt hits puberty... Is a sleeping mask suspect... What are you a f*****g parrot... Does a movie Doug loved hold up... Is it Lethal Weapon or not... Picking out the stragglers... Obeying the social contract... Rules are meant to be changed... Is Matt touched or not...

Honoring a legend... The Ghost Cuck returns... Matt is a bum... Not handicapped, handicapable... Matt is a bad influence... Doug's sound quality takes a tumble... Doug doesn't know popular songs... Thailand again... So many rights... Not as over the top as Doug lead Matt to believe... Getting old... Jonesing for some Rosie...

Season 18 starts with a war adjacent Doug film...shocking... We lost a legend... Doug doesn't like hearing about Matt's sex life... A colon joke is skipped... Mystic pieces all over the place... Crotch cigarettes... Star Wars and Trek clips all over the place... Doug asserts his authority... A drill in the hand is worth two in the bush... Matt catches the Doug... Mission or Missing... All that an more as we try to be honorable...

Onions... It's okay to do it if they say so... Matt checks off a bucket list item... Being a good friend... Strippers that don't strip... Cheating or no... Matt is a joke stealer... Claustrophobia... The boys both grew up in a weird sexless timeframe... Doug has memories that may be false... Films hitting their marks... A long season ends...

Stolen joints... Old librarians... Magic Wangs... Chains on tires... Getting things back from dead people... Matt likes light of dark things... Do you have to wash junk or can you just let it soak... War, what is it good for...absolutely nothing...huh... Doug plays podcast roulette... .5...

Dan is back for time number five... Second longest of the Indy series... First time topping 3 hours in a hot minute... Doug sees things he's not supposed to be privy to... Matt has nothing left to do... What is a generature... Natures miracle... Domestic violence is no joke, except on this podcast... Matt's fears about last statements... Riding in a blimp... Car maintenance... Multiple connection issues that are removed or not...

A milestone... Stooges talk... Doug is uncomfortable Matt lies to live and lives to lie... Lego talk... Doug speaks Russian... Matt tries to speak Russian... Great mother of God he's up... A top tier Clint or lower level Eastwood...

People die... Jen's huge rack gets discussed again... Matt has a game that goes sideways... Driving stick... Strength vs. skill... Is the competition single elimination... Cheating in sports... Matt likes Doug less... Doug complains about free shit...

Masturbation and smoking, the same thing... Doug joins the cast of Peaky Blinders... Doug beats the system... Chimes... Matt makes stuff up... What is average boob size... Elevator eyes... Dating someone else's someone... Vaginas in the wild... Next week sports movies at their best...

Hum... Cold weather... Politics... Poontang... Matt's back is broken...spinal... Butt plugs... Arnold... Peter Lorre... Walken... Matt isn't prepared for next week...

Matt believes in running jokes into the ground... One does not just start listening to this podcast 290 episodes in... Doug goes trial shopping... Matt is no George Clooney... It's cold... Is it time to retire movie beds... Is there an age when an overnight thing in a furniture is for kids younger than you... Over... Doug finishes some guys off with his hand, he could use the practice... Doug calls an audible... A screen legend returns...

Dog stuff... Poop stuff... Matt chooses his dick... Doug needs to trim his pubes... Matt is old... A segment dies before it has a chance to live... Doug hates spiral staircases... Identifying characteristics when describing people... Characters constantly having to go take a shit... One of the better Bonds... Matt discovers a new cinematic universe... Will the veto get played...

Really got nothing for this... A special guest "singer"... That's all I have to say about that...