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A spem bank gives two women the wrong sperm....craziest rant of all time.

For some reason we immediately starting about rediculous stuff, so much that Darrell puked. We touched on Sydney Sweeney and bullying at school.

The guys talk about imminent domain and how legacy rap songs should allow white men to say the racial slurs that are said in their songs. We also talk about being a dad when your kids are playing sports in junior high.

The boys discuss Mitch McConnell and how absolutely ZOOTED he is, along with our favorite sweet show favorite, BayleeDupree, getting married. Oh, yeah, and a lady who crapped herself.

The boys talk about the Lindsay Clancy trial.....horribly. We don't care about feelings, but honestly, we both teared up talking about it, and then the humor got insanely darker. Also: #ireland - rise up, we're with you! F**k all the shit you're dealing with. We'll come drink with you once the streets are clean - our treat!

The boys were invited to host a heckle hole for Vinny's Golf Tournament in NY! Of course, they crushed it! Here's the recap!

This one is for the #dads! When you're a kid and you hear your parents spouting weird lines and logic - you think they made it all up and they're crazy. When you have kids, you find yourself saying the same crap your parents said to you - it comes out of nowhere! We analyzed the top 32 sayings and debated which sayings would pass on to the next level.

We talked about that #weird effect that having one SIP from a drink after not drinking for a few days and how it instantly transports you to being hammered. We also dive in and talk about actors that were simply too good at their roles and ruined them forever in hollywood.

We dive into the politics in NY and Illinois, talk about the idea of moving back to Buffalo, and we touch on Buffalo Sports.

There's a lot that goes into being a guy with friends. One of the key components is making sure that your friend knows you love him, and the only way to truly show that love is to make fun of him. We also talk about South Park, going bald, going to therapy, and self-esteem.

The boys discuss #weird coach interviews DURING games, Coaching youth sports, and #vegas tips and tricks.

In this episode we discuss our infamous shot pact, weird fishing stories, and new asian dining strategies. #Shots #Alchohol #Beers delivered by trains #Fishing # Deep Sea Fishing #Dadlife

You would think that after 47 years of being on the planet, one would be able to not crap their pants....turns out that is not the case. We also talk about taxes and fraud. #poop #taxes #comedy #podcast

We talk about the constant struggle of outplaying your kids in sports as Father Time starts to eat away at your body. We also talk about Darrell & Chris having a night out.

Darrell loves Cheryl Crow.... It's weird, but we'll accept it. We talk about lake vibes and how they're different based on the place you're in.