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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are once again joined by Eric and Matt from You Didn't Ask for This! This time for a FULL EPISODE! The first in 10,000 years! Here's what we talked about: Guess Weirder You shouldn't trust your whole life to AI, as it turns out! New way to lower border crossings in India. Making babies in space could lead to a new species. More UAP Evidence...even though Mike Poopoos it. Beyond The Pale We delve into the mult-layered mystery and various forms...of the GRUNCH. Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Matt, Eric and Mike apply for some jobs and HILARITY ENSUES, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH~~ Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack and Mike to discuss a whole assortment of things in what was ALMOST an episode until Mike decided he needed to throw up IMMEDITATELY (don't worry, word is he's stable). Here's what we make the funnies about: Guess Weirder Taylor Swift's wax figure is getting some extra security Do you have what it takes to be a Ranch-bassador?? God has turned his back on ballpark food Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito guides a very sleepy Zack and Mike through a journey of discovery! Seriously, he does everything today. Turn up the volume to hear Zack and Mike snoring peacefully. Guess Weirder A Barbie Event Gets the Willy Wonka Nightmare Treatment There's a Cure for Cancer. You Won't Like It. Also I don't have the links but we talk about how Clavicular or however you spell his stupid name is suffering SEVERE CORITSOL SPIKES in jail THEN! We take a trip through the most SUCCESSFUL franchises of all time. There are some head scratchers in here. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike went on vacation and left me all alone, so I found the regular replacement of Kory from The World is My Burrito. General weird topics and conversations commence...you know the drill.  Guess Weirder Banksy Revealed Strava Route reveals Air Craft Carrier location Get ready for Speed Friending Robots Stalking Humans Because...Humans Bigfoot Sighting...was it Mike? Food Deliver Robot near hit-n-run Get ready for Dunesday The Bone Collector Caterpillar Air Taxi or UAP? A Spider that's both Male & Female Chuck Norris Jokes Chinese Martial Arts Robots Revisited Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:  Mark returns as Sports Daddy and brings us all some Sports News. Guess Weirder What's inside those super valuable Oscar Bags? New Guinness World Record for Teeth. UAPS recorded over NYC. It's TOTALLY true...even though Mike is now a Science Sucker. Update on the New Jersey Drone Scare...kinda. A new song about Michael as the Ginger Gangstah Sports News Mark quiz's Mike on a certain form of Madness happening in March. Beyond The Pale Mike examples of us existing with the Simulation Theory...although many of these examples seem explainable. Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Mark breaks down some unbelievable bets...that are sometimes believable. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss: Guess Weirder Get paid to eat fast food at home until you hate yourself! CAR FIGHTS!! Weird stuff people have left behind in their luggage Nessi SPOTTED (kind of, you have to squint) Beyond The Pale Mike goes back to the oooool' GNOME STORY well. Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Source 5 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's a trip down (short term) memory lane! Apparently, this show has previous episodes!? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by the newly recast Jeremy, who sounds weirdly like Kory from The World is My Burrito. And they talk about: Guess What NERD FIIIIIIIIGHT! Is this Jim Carrey or a LIZARD REPLACEMENT? Jam our after death! Order a Ranch Milkshake because you hate yourself Even Weirder Lawmakers have decided your employer can't put weird sh*t in your brain An accused killer goes to WILD LENGTHS to avoid a trial Scientists are making abominations against God again An Indian village where it rains rocks every day Beyond The Pale Mike talks about some WASCALLY WABBIT cryptids! Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? The boys play a game of REAL OR FAKE ANIME! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are back sans Jer with another guest host. It's Rick from Effin' Cultured, fresh off of Bobby's appearance! He brings some of that good ol' fashioned Effin' depravity to our show as we talk about: Guess Weirder "Smart" Underwear is counting your farts! Dancing robots threaten the lives of innocent children A new metal album is coming. You'll never guess the artist. Beyond The Pale We talk alien abductions...but they aren't taking their victims to space. They're taking them UNDERWATER. Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's a game of REAL OR FAKE OLYMPIC SPORTS, and it's REALLY HARD DUDE. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess Weirder Olympic ski jumpers are taking...unusual measures for that extra lift And speaking of lift, Olympic village is missing a critical resource Fatbergs found in Sydney (Zack why did you bring this to us this is gross what are you doing) Beyond The Pale Mike talks WICKED WOOD WHISTLERS! Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's EFFIN GULF, and the subject is ACTOR CREDITS...something Zack is weirdly in tune with... Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss: Guess What Celebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026 Lawngerie Big Guys run at each other because...sports! Mary Poppins & Pennywise are related Mike's name is now 'Baby Beaver' Even Weirder A beer with an INSANE alcohol content  A barber who's just doin' sh*t Danny DeVitoad A UFO college course! Michelangelo hid some Bigfeet in his painting! Beyond The Pale Mike shares stories of TERRIFYING SUMMER CAMPS. So, y'know...summer camps. Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Source 5 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Mike gives Zack and Jer their FINAL EXAM on GEN Z vernacular. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour. We talk about: Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of Babel Instacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl parties You can be ALLERGIC to cold...if you're a woman AI has gone too far...again. Tune in next week for the NEXT TIME it goes too far! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff: Guess What PETA is doing some weird s**t again Put giant legos on your feet, stupid! The response to creepy AI porn made by incels 10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY TOO HOPEFUL. Even Weirder A never-before-talked-about mushroom that makes you see little freaks! The world economy braces for IMMINENT DISCLOSURE More creepy AI s**t Celebrities are being replaced with clones! Some actually BELIEVABLE celebrity reincarnations IT'S THE TRAILER FROM HE-MAN! Beyond The Pale We journal into the dark jungle of OUR OWN DISCORD to discover new and never before heard of cryptids! Whatcha Wanna Talk About? We take a walk down memory lane, only to realize we have no memories, and where we're going...we don't need...ROADS. Er, LANES. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights. Guess What The moon's first overpriced motel for idiots! A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God. Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION. Even Weirder The odds of getting abducted, according to Canadians A family claims they were cursed by a WANDERING MYSTIC Another FOOD SIN Potentially Shady conspiracy theorist death... Beyond The Pale It's tales of high strangeness from the 1800's! Mike's sources can be found here: Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? We play a DISGUSTING, FILTHY game of Real or Fake Movie! Bring gram gram into the room for this one! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things! Guess What A scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out there The Consumer Electronic Show Even Weirder Guy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his cigarettes! Is VR the future...for PRISONS? The future of sex dolls! (budget) The future of sex dolls! (luxury) Did that statue just FORTNITE DANCE? Beyond The Pale We talk about the Miracle at Fatima! Shared religious experience...or an early encounter with a UFO? My sources: Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? We play another round of the dating/matchmaker game! Special thanks to Leo Allen for the SEXY AS HELL theme music. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. First episode of the year...and it's already a cluster. Hooray 2026! Guess What Words certain people want to BANISH! Oxford Bus Company's Weird Lost & Found of 2025 Real life Italian Job heist? Even Weirder Ozempic size meals 'Asparamancer' foretells the future of 2026...maybe? Columbian Man is a Werewolf. Well, he THINKS he is. Humanoid Robot Games! Brazilian Balloon...I mean, 'Flying Saucer' Beyond The Pale Mike talks about the Melon Heads. No, not fans of the obscure, one-hit wonder 90's band. Whatcha Wanna Talk About? What chat conspiracy theories that are bit more "grounded." Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!