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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by D.T. from Dopamine Sunrise on Youtube! Together, they provide ABSOLUTELY NO INSIGHT on all this news and stuff: Guess What It's the return of the Boo Bucket We rank the best Boomer candy Woman has the worst time imaginable at Urgent Care Even Weirder Someone saw a dot! A SPOOKY DOT!! Is this a GHOST BABY? Beyond The Pale It's a whole slew of SPIDER-HUMANS! Source 1 Source 2 (this one has the creepy drawing) Source 3 Source 4 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's a game of Horror Movie Plot or Drunken Rambling! PLAY ALONG. DO IT. EVERYONE MAY AS WELL BEAT MIKE! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Oops, it's a short! WE'RE SO LAZY GEEZ. Mike, Zack, and Jer continue spooky month with a short(ish) news break: Guess What/Even weirder Candy Corn Beer Cany Corn Pizza (in the laziest form imaginable) Woman injured and considers suing after falling off GIANT HOG WITTLE BABY TURTLE with two WITTLE BABY HEADS Suit-jitsu! David Grusch speaks about Greek Gods and Gorilla Lizards Some Russian scientists made an oopsie! Telekinesis thanks to...dog medicine? I don't even know man, Jer's algorithm is cursed. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer and Zack are joined by Erik Slader from...um...every other podcast on earth, to discuss a WHOLE MESS OF STUFF, like: Guess What The cost of streaming is going up again, weeeee SUPREME ULTIMATE F-YOU edition of GTA VI comes with everything except the game! Are these the best RECENT horror movies? Even Weirder Crazy person says they can talk to aliens Crazy person says they can talk to aliens Crazy person says they are being attacked by invisible beams Crazy person says...you'll never guess...they can TALK TO ALIENS! Crazy Space X rocket maybe SEES an alien! Beyond The Pale We dive into horrible Insectoid cryptids! Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Did Minecraft cause government sanctioned AI to become sentient?? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. When Jeremy is away, Mike and Zack will play/argue a lot. We're down a man, but we still got a BANGER of a short for you, where we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Little girl is way WAY smarter than you. Japan has a new, horrible snack Hard Mountain Dew wants to steal your Bigfoot evidence Human fights T-800 (please watch this) Human fights Predator (please watch this also) Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer and Zack are BACK to serenade you on your morning ride to work...with yelling! Today we talk about: Guess What Get yourself a girl who smells like the worst candy on earth Ladies?? Find out if he's a STUD or a DUD. Or a MIKE. Don't share THIS info with ChatGPT (hint: it's literally anything) Robot dances, eats sh*t Vollyball has a new spin! It's really dumb! Even Weirder Is this a WITTLE BITTY BABY YETI? Is this a WITTLE BITTY BABY GHOST? Is this a WITTLE BITTY COCKROACH ROBOT? Beyond The Pale We discuss the horrible, gigantic jungle spider--the J'ba Fofi! Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Source 5 Source 6 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Another game of NAME THAT CRYPTID! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Another short?? WHAT A RIPOFF, THESE GUYS ARE LAZY AND I HATE THEM. Well, slow down mister, because Zack, Mike and Jeremy have a short FULL of terrible evidence that is not worth looking at! Guess What/Even weirder Clay Matthews is a freak now! (It's a lie) Time traveller spotted in hilarious old painting! (probably a lie) A UFO seen in Argentina! (It's a lie) German tourist sees Nessie! (It's a lie) Bigfoot spotted in Maine, for real! (not really) Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Short one this week! Mike, Zack and Jer discuss bad guests and the art of attracting women through stink! TRY IT. Guess What/Even weirder We lost some good ones to old age recently Man's wife is caught cheating by an unlikely spy... Pheromone maxxing is now, unfortunately, a thing. How would you rank this list of rude guest moves? China says DON'T TALK TO ALIENS The latest KFC/Oreo abomination Supernatural entity terrorizes troops (and us!) Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. For the first FULL EPISODE in MONTHS, the boys are back as the original team! Jeremy returns to Mike and Zack to discuss the things you didn't even KNOW were important. Like: Guess What *GASP* There May Not Be REAL Pumpkin in Your Pumpkin Spice! GTA Introduces Small Annoyances Kpop Demon Hunters Faces Christian Litigation  Even Weirder Diamond shaped UFO spotted over China Maniacal Masked Miscreants! Saudi Ghost Hunters are ELITE American Ghost Hunters are....Something. Beyond The Pale We discuss the Kapre, aka, the coolest Bigfoot of all TIME. SOURCE 1 SOURCE 2 SOURCE 3 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's a debate...perhaps even a GREAT POP CULTURE DEBATE? Who is the best Ninja Turtles character? The answer may surprise and enrage you! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Leo (check out Eternal Journey podcast) joins us for a Neatcast Short! Er...Special, I guess (because this is long as heck). While he's here, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder KFC and Oreo combined their brands to produce the inedible The fastest man alive is absolutely insane A werewolf (not really) spotted on camera (not really) Strangest objects ever pulled from the ocean! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Zack's longtime bestie Casey! Together, we talk: Guess What/Even Weirder 7-up is changing its name! Who drinks this stuff? Most Dangerous Animals by state We're using Flight of the Navigator logic to hire air traffic controllers The (supposed) best movie sequels of all time! Sally the Robot Teacher is here to completely ruin your child's eductaion! Wowwee zowwee it's a UFO! Beyond The Pale We discuss the TERRIGYING PIG MAN! Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Sorry, the article on the Vermonter website DISAPPEARED. Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Casey tries REALLY HARD to help Mike win a round of Sports Trivia! ...But does he try hard ENOUGH? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike is back! And so is Zack, but I suppose that's less exciting since he never left? Also we got Bobby from Effin' Cultured as this episode's Jer replacement, AND WE TALK ABOUT: Guess What/Even Weirder The worst advice from Boomers A horrific fart clears out a Spiderman showing Protein Maxxing is leading, somehow, to a baby food shortage Maybe the best reason to skip the gym yet Aliens are stockpiling missiles! A credible, CREDIBLE, Bigfoot sighting! Beyond The Pale We discuss the mysterious Buffalo-squatch, the Miniwashitu! Mike's Sources: Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Mike rants about Popeyes and NO ONE AGREES WITH HIM. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike is off on a road trip to see family, so Zack roped Tim from Against All Oddities and Erik from The Nerdeagram into joining him for an episode. Guess What Don't eat diarrhea lettuce as a weight loss program Grok is gonna make a better Odyssey Keep cool in your own human refrigerator Get ready for Summerween Even Weirder Have we been Banned from the DMT Realm? Swamp Thing meets Jesus? Giant '?' in spaaaaace! Gemini 7 astronauts witness the unexplainable More declassified UFO photos Beyond The Pale Zack, (because he's pathetic and bald), talks about people he envies...The Hairy Men. Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Erik and Tim go head-to-head in Fact or Crap. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by the return of Mark the Overweight Survivor. Guess What A questionable AI Pet Translator. Man gets stuck in a porta potty...possible RIk from Effin' Cultured? A new pregnant doll for Mike to play with. William Shatner's rider for Riot Fest. Beyond The Pale Mike talks about a variety of Highway Horrors. Make sure to lock your doors when you're driving... Whatcha Wanna Talk About? Since Mark's area of expertise is the Fallout game franchise, we talk about what cryptids exist in the games and which ones we'd like to add. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined once again by Kory from The World is My Burrito! We talk sunburnt nips, and other stuff too I guess... Guess What/Even weirder We laugh at the elderly getting attacked by wild animals! You can buy some of Taylor Swift's air It's not water...it's ADVANCED water Floating Space Brain! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Tim from Against All Oddities and The Woods I Knew! For your listening pleasure, we discuss: Guess What/Even weirder Oreo has some new disgusting flavors for their gross, dry cookies! Pringles is trying to improve on the hotdog bun for some reason Joey Chestnut continues to be a freak of nature! AI Actress Tilly Norwood still exists, unfortunately Gram Gram sees a bigfoot! Beyond The Pale We talk about the sad (and extremely badass) history of Jack Fiddler, WENDIGO HUNTER. Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Whatcha Wanna Talk About? It's time to enter the horrible, horrible world of dating again! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!