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Rating
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This podcast has
296 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
Dumb-Dumbs & DiceExplicit
Yes
Date created
2020/07/31
Latest episode
2026/01/15
Average duration
51 min.
Release period
-6 days
Description
The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)! Dive in now to find out why it's been downloaded more than 2.5M+ times!
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.01 - Threat Level Omega
2026/01/15
The agents completed another mission, having rescued the Heretek Talos Ivo, and resolved the Drukhari incursion within the Hawkstar system. Morgan, Damien, Solomon, and Judge Rex set off once more in their ship, the Lucky Strike, awaiting information on their next mission.
Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.02 - Full Potential
2026/01/22
The Lucky Strike was boarded while its crew slept. Morgan awoke to an intruder in her room who seemed human, but moved like a Drukhari. The strange being claimed she had abducted Judge Rex on behalf of a client. Damien and Solomon discovered the door to their quarters had been welded shut, so they began tearing through it with weapons and warp fire while trying to make contact with anyone else aboard who could possibly help.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.03 - The Bifurcated Brain
2026/01/29
With Judge Rex nowhere to be found and Morgan injured and poisoned, Brother Solomon and Damien continued to fight their way out of their room. Damien unleashed a powerful blast to eliminate most of the intruders in their immediate vicinity, a gun servitor cleared the rest, and CL053T pointed them in the direction Morgan had been taken and secured Talos Ivo. Morgan managed to shake off the effects of the poison, but as Damien and Solomon entered the aft hold, the hostile ship pulled away, leaving the Lucky Strike’s airlock wide open and everyone inside at risk of being sucked into the void.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.04 - Motive and Opportunity
2026/02/05
While the intruders were sucked into space through the open airlock, Morgan, Damien, and Solomon managed to hang on until Talos Ivo secured the seal once more. They got a brief look at the enemy ship before its cloak engaged, but with a damaged engine, the Lucky Strike was stuck in place for now. Once Avarice was set free, the savant revealed that his bifurcated brain had allowed the intruders aboard, and he had initially assumed that it’s what Valentyne had wanted. Talos Ivo was tasked with examining his brain for evidence of tampering, while Morgan scrubbed through recordings of the incursion for any clues about their enemy and where they took Judge Rex.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.05 - Damage Done
2026/02/12
Morgan needed answers about possible tampering in Avarice’s brain, but CL053T wouldn’t permit Talos Ivo to perform a scan on the Savant, so Morgan asked CL053T to do it instead and the scan revealed no anomalies. She then asked Talos Ivo to explain his religious doctrine, determined that his benefits outweighed the risks, and ordered CL053T to dedicate some of his time to giving the Mechanicus the tools he needed to tinker moving forward. Meanwhile, Damien and Solomon investigated Judge Rex’s quarters. Solomon recognized the scent of the sleeping salt residue and Damien found a stummer, confirming that the Judge was abducted against his will, but raising the question of why on the Judge was taken.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.06 - Becalmed
2026/02/19
Morgan, Damien, and Solomon discussed the findings from their initial investigations into the recent incursion aboard the Lucky Strike. They decided to keep a human watch on duty at all times. Solomon used stimms to stay awake during his first watch, and when he couldn’t sleep later, Damien had him sedated. Morgan privately asked CL053T to used some of their auramite to fashion and aquila medallion on a chain.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.07 - Sanctus Fortus Unus
2026/02/26
Damien questioned Morgan about the auramite aquila necklace that CL053T had made, and she revealed that she had requested it for Damien to wear because of auramite’s anti-psyker properties. Morgan reviewed the symbols on the intruders and realized that they were Drukhari runes that were altered purposefully to be offensive to a Drukhari. CL053T reported that repairs to the ship would take 114.3 days, so they all decided to invest the intervening time in learning how to repair the sub-light and warp engines and shaved their repair time down to 78 days. Damien looked into the data from Amberlin’s tech priests and discovered that an individual had made the introductions between Amberlin and the Drukhari but the identity of that person was obfuscated. They also took time to upgrade combat equipment, using up all of their auramite in the process.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.08 - Failure Is Not An Option
2026/03/05
Solomon had Talos Ivo sanctify his auramite-infused xenos glaive by inscribing symbols onto it that represented his companions. Avarice learned that the captain of the crew that attacked them and abducted the Judge was Libertine Morwith, a human who was raised in Drukhari captivity and escaped to become a rogue trader. They decided not to pursue the Judge, having no idea where he went and trusting that it was Valentyne’s intention for him to be taken and that he would be returned to them. Morgan sent a coded message to Valentyne to inform him about Hydra Dominatus.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.09 - The Body Remembers
2026/03/12
The crew of the Lucky Strike was becalmed for 137 days. Solomon and Talos Ivo discussed Solomon’s Book of Ezekiel, and Damien in turn spent time with Solomon discussing his own, official, bible. Valentyne and Morgan spoke via astropath and the Inquisitor revealed that the code word was in fact the war cry of the Alpha Legion. As a precaution, Morgan then arranged to record the genetic sequences of everyone on the ship to ensure none of them is replaced by an imposter during future missions.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.10 - The Galaxy’s Luckiest Charmer
2026/03/19
The Lucky Strike re-entered the Warp, and Morgan informed Solomon and Damien that they were in greater danger, but did not relay that the danger was now in the form of the Alpha Legion. Avarice briefed them on their next mission. The Tau had inexplicably established themselves on an Imperial world and blockaded the planet against a small force of Imperial ships. The agents have been tasked with resolving the current impasse and removing the Tau from the planet without it turning into a firefight. They will be entering the system disguised as preachers and hope to infiltrate the humans who have seemingly joined the Tau’s cause.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.11 - Double or Nothing
2026/03/26
The planet Vorix has been infested by Tau and the agents have been tasked with removing them. Morgan, Damien, and Solomon donned their disguises as Imperial preachers and boarded the Janus II space station to meet their contact, Stevius Funkhauser, and procure passage to Vorix. Hoping to pay him less than his asking price, they plied him with drinks first, but when Morgan realized the bar didn’t take thrones as payment, they tried to dash. The bartender, however, pulled out a lasgun, Morgan retaliated with her knife to fatal effect, and she tried to follow her fleeing companions through a now angry mob of people.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.12 - Welcome to Fontus
2026/04/02
Morgan escaped her pursuers from the bar, and the Inquisitorial band boarded Stevius’s ship on the way to the Tau-infested planet Vorix. On the way, they debated what else they could offer their smuggler other than the auramite Aquila pendant he was expecting as payment. Having come to no agreement, they took Stevius up on his offer to play regicide and turned their game into a wager. Damien won them free passage to and from Vorix, allowing them to keep all their auramite and offering only to protect Stevius from those on the planet looking to collect on his debts.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.13 - The Heart of the Hunter
2026/04/09
The Inquisitorial band, disguised as Ministorum priests, landed on the planet Vorix at a bustling hamlet. They were disturbed to see autonomous metal beings moving around, and Damien especially was overwhelmed by the xenos strangeness surrounding him, though Solomon managed to calm him down. Stevius led them through a security checkpoint, where the Tau were courteous and welcoming, and they were granted limited access to the area for the next 24 hours, at the end of which they’ll have to leave or find a sponsor to vouch for them for a longer stay. There has been mention of an upcoming hunt of wargs, but the band will need to investigate to get a fuller picture of the situation on the planet.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.14 - Friends of the Kroot
2026/04/15
The Inquisitorial band were led by Stevius to meet the Kroot. Solomon agreed to their leader, Spartacus’s, offer to share a meal with him. When the meal turned out to be a human torso, the band hesitated, but realized they had little choice in the matter, so they all ate and Spartacus agreed to sponsor their stay on the planet Vorix. Only when Morgan returned to meet Damien and Solomon as they turned in, did Solomon notice a pack of wargs had followed her.
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Agents of the Inquisition - 2.15 - An Audience with the Ethereal
2026/04/23
Though the agents panicked at the approaching red eyes, the Kroot child who came in with Morgan identified the animals not as wargs, but as Kroot hounds. She shooed them away, but the runt, “Whistler,” stayed behind and Solomon befriended it by feeding it scraps. They decided to get electoos in order to gain an audience with the Tau Ethereal, but Solomon declined when he realized he would have to take an oath of allegiance to the Tau’va. Morgan and Damien, however, prepared to repeat the Tau Oath Allegiance.
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SadalbariAG 2025/08/20
Dan Dan the needle man
The voicing of Solomon lives rent free in my head and I use it whenever possible in life 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you guys for all your content
Breakinbones@fizzcrank 2024/05/03
An absolute riot!
This podcast has it all, excellent story, great voice actors. This is a great escape from stresses in life. It makes you laugh.
Colton Loulias :) 2025/02/18
Trash
Trash
Mel-G- 2024/09/26
Perfect Binge for ADHDers
Love love. Constantly in my ears when I’m overwhelmed overstimulated. Ryan’s talent and wit gives me life. My one qualm that sadly had me stopping thi...
wyrwulf 2024/03/10
Astounding all around.
I started with dumb dumbs and dragons and I’ve been pulled into every world that Tom Ryan Laura and Del create. The settings are immense and the jokes...
Donsterr 2023/07/04
Fun role play group
This is a great way to experience the genesis system and appreciate collaborate gameplay and rolling
Sashira 2023/05/29
Obsessed
I look forward to this podcast all week. The voice acting, the world building, the characters and story development… I knew nothing about Warhammer be...
Ironclad Diver 2020/08/20
Stay a while and Listen
Straight-up love these guys. I love Garbage Town podcast and all their RPG live play podcasts as well. I am a huge fan of Warhammer 40k as well, so wh...
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