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Potentially the rarest footage ever extracted, recorded on the penultimate day of March... 2025. Yes, you read that right. A stint in Big Bear, a crucial Harry Potter reference and a beautiful moment with Helena, my angel Queen. Enjoy.

A dilemma regarding the fate of my black, vintage Levi's jeans. A controversial orange juice take as well as the fact that... I've been bit. G to be back.  https://youtu.be/8dpqzO4jGg8

An unprecedented stint at the Apple store in Corte Madera as well as a rollercoaster ride of a Meyer lemon offering. Rated W for wild.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPNX2qm22B4

One of the wildest day in global history, recorded on the final day of September (2025) no less.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLjPhQUWGco

Not only are we not talking about the discontinuation of pennies enough, we're not talking about it all... until now. All that plus the unprecedented purchase of two wildly different pairs of shoes and some Nuggets discourse for good measure.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkQYwAym9Yg

If you've ever been on the receiving end of a mispackaged mist... this one's for you. Trust that there's a perfect moment for everything and that includes picking up seven pairs of underwear from Bloomingdale's. God bless.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhc0vnBiUw

Getting my period/ being recruited to protect a resting monk seal/ operating a motor vehicle whilst in none other than Hawaii. The vibes are immaculate.   The book referenced is "Inner Excellence" by Jim Murphy

The end of Tik Tok and the beginning of a phenomenal/discounted hot chocolate. The end of the Nuggets- the beginning of a new era. Thank you to everyone who listened, rated, reviewed and subscribed. We'll always have musical interludes.

The legend that already is episode 152 was recorded mere minutes after absorbing one of the most underwhelming instances of hot chocolate I've participated in thus far and yet it didn't stop me from pouring my heart into recounting the journey that was acquiring my new phone from a freshly opened Verizon store. All this plus the brutal honesty of Reddit.

An unprecedented gas station/ car wash, a tire situation and an index card conundrum. Honestly I inspired myself upon listening back on the glorious episode that is episode 150.

A frayed cord upgrade, driving around in silence, time is an illusion plus remembering a raspberry vanilla swirl frozen yogurt. You know, the usual.  https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein

An exhilarating trip to Staples, making eye contact with James Harden, plus forgiving everyone except James Harden for being so iconic. Nothing but the best for episode 149. https://open.substack.com/pub/chasebernstein/p/as-it-were?r=19m396&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

A Duolingo math confession, an external hard drive purchase, a hike in the rain, terabytes. Episode 148, anyone?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0biIAApETo   https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein/membership

The altitude is high and so is my opinion on mini altoids. My journey with gum is assessed as well as a brief thought on fiberglass. No words were minced or diced in episode 147.

If it seems like I just found an injured woodpecker and drove it to a rehabilitation center in Calabasas it's because I just did.