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In today's episode, Michael opens with a Florida Man story and ponders whether he was in fact in the right as opposed to the wrong. Matt also shares his advice and secrets in avoiding having items stolen from your person, and who he believes to be the best magician ever.   Our hosts spend less than two minutes pondering weird juice's they've seen, Matt shares a depressing meal he remembers, and Michael introduces him to a new word... I wonder what that word could be?...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

Spoiler alert! Neither Matt or Michael have done their homework from last episode, with Matt's excuse being his car is getting an MOT and is currently full of his podcast stuff, and Michael having gotten side-tracked researching other topics.   Today is full of knowledge! Michael reveals the history and origin of the Guinness World Record Books and what is has to do with the beverage, AND what the surprising connection is between Michelin Stars and Michelin tyres...   (EDIT: Despite what Matt says, Michelin Stars only go up to '3', though 5 Star restaurants do of course exist, just those stars are different stars)    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

Matt has got food on the mind, although not in an appetising way. He's gathered a list of situations customers have been in regarding their fast food and the bizarre 'extras' they've received; from live arachnids, to weaponry, to decapitated birds.   Michael also enlightens us to famous sayings we might only know a small part of. Matt then tries creating his own famous saying he hopes our listeners can use...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

Our duo do enjoy science, and Michael can't believe that Matt has never heard (or at least doesn't remember) ASIMO the robot. Michael remembers how amazing it was to watch ASIMO on TV walking, talking and even running. However, ASIMO related news has been very quiet over the last few years, and so he asks the question; what is ASIMO up to now?   Matt talks more nonsense and seems to have a problem with cleaning products, like a Dettol spray on a shelf beside him, in that they shouldn't be transparent. And Michael finds an interesting law regarding illegal dancing in Sweden...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

Matt starts the episode with a very vague question by asking Michael if he has 'watched the news'. It turns out he's referring to the current case of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.   The pair also remind themselves of a large helicopter which flew really close by a few weeks ago, leading them onto asking whether either of them want to one day gain a pilots licence.   In another topic of the day, the pair realise that 2022 seems to be the year of multiverse movies, having successfully been able to name 4 so far. Matt and Michael wonder what the next big trope in movies will be, once - or if - multiverse films go out of fashion...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

Series 3 is finally here! Michael and Matt finally return to the shed to kick start the third series of DGHU, beginning the show by attempting to recall their year highlights so far.   Michael brings Matt a fantastic idea for a great day out in Lincolnshire for just £50 (for 15 minutes of fun). Mannequin makers, 'Mannakin', have a large hill made up of mannequins they no longer need, and are allowing you and your friends to steal them and conduct a 'heist'...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

They wanted to do a Christmas Special last year, but lockdown shattered those dreams (hence the one of unused clips). But now, finally, Michael and Matt have been able to get not one, not two, but all four of our previous guests; Will, Darius, Rebecca and finally, his first time in the shed, Ben!   The show opens with an introduction to our guests; most of whom are in a festive spirit, including Christmas jumpers and socks. We then share some stories from memorable Christmas's we've had in the past, including something very special about Ben and why his Christmas's are a little different. Darius asks a ridiculous question which Will dubs as 'The Afternoon Salmon'.   A Christmas game is clearly needed and Michael brings a festive favourite played on 8 Out Of 10 Cats by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Does the game go smoothly? No. Do the players understand the game? No again. Is it hilarious to listen to? Absolutely.   Darius forgot that Michael gave him homework for this episode; to deliver the best Christmas joke. Please let us know in the comments on how you think he did.   For today, Matt's done away with the Fact Folder and dives into his OneDrive for a list of debates for our guests; when he's not distracted by the Toby Carvery menu. They're not all Christmassy, but if your Christmas dinner table conversations were needing some inspiration, it might be worth a listen.   Presents are exchanged in a DGHU Secret Santa and - since money is tight - everyone has been given the budget of £1. Some gifts loved, some pushing the budget and some with a handwritten note inside written in German.   Wrapping up with a thanks to all of our guests and contributors; Michael, Matt, Will, Darius, Rebecca, Ben and Mercedes.    Merry Christmas from DGHU and we'll hopefully see you soon in the new year!     Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== Mercedes' Work - www.urlfox.bandcamp.com - (Twitter) https://twitter.com/URLFOX  Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK     Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

Back to usual now and Matt opens the episode with a Knock Knock joke, with a door related fact to go with it. The pair then work together in deciding on how to improve the doorknob.   Michael adds a touch of education where he reveals the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool (scientifically there is none, but some people have decided on a difference).    Matt goes through more notes he has on his phone including the question 'What is your person?', which Michael struggles to comprehend...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

We're going to add a *Minor Explicit Warning* to our second instalment of the 'Will & Darius Special' as Darius goes into an in-depth explanation on how to put on some kind of pants.   In yet another strange turn of events, for some reason the Nazi's are brought up, so prepare yourself for that. Will also describes where he has disposed of Michael and Matt and shares a tragic story of how Movember has gone for him...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

We're getting close to the end of the series, and finally we've found the time to do something we've been wanting to do for a long time; giving regular guests Will and Darius their own episodes.   In the first of a two part special, Darius clarifies that it is in fact Michael's birthday and proceeds to give out gifts to everyone: eggs. Will follows up with a story about an old teacher he had, who took time off work for a very silly reason.   It doesn't take long for it to be revealed that Darius has lost yet another item which belonged to someone else, and Will doesn't seem to understand a new method his co-host has on how to avoid using memos and calendars...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

More sciencey talk from our hosts and - as the title suggests - this week we're talking about Artificial Intelligence.   Once the pair have concluded what they believe to be the definition of AI, Michael shares what the internet considers to be the very first examples of Artificial Intelligence and how one infamous AI Twitter account was shut down just a few hours after being released into the world.   Michael talks about how creatives are using AI to write scripts and stories, with Matt thinking that Michael's creative mind could be easily replaced by Artificial Intelligence. Michael, on the other hand, has a way to test that theory...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy  Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders  Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j  Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders  Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==    Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247   Inferkit  - https://inferkit.com/  Corridor Crew Avatar 2 AI  - https://youtu.be/_S52iyUAGFA  DeepStory.ai  - https://www.deepstory.ai/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message

Spooky season might have only just passed, but of course we're going to talk about Matt's favourite holiday season again.   We begin this episode with Matt talking about a recent spooky/horror walk both him and Michael did for their Scout group. A lovely explanation of how teamwork made the dreamwork, and what subtle chaotic fun happened along the way.   Michael - who's not so keen on scary stuff - shares a fantastic take on Halloween that he's heard about online called 'Mundane Halloween'...    Also Listen on;  Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/4ALgMJ4frGtkTfbRKfgHRy Anchor - https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders Pocket Casts - https://pca.st/0lhkqu8j Breaker - https://www.breaker.audio/do-geese-have-udders Google Podcasts - https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8zMDVmYWJlYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==   Follow our Twitter, because *insert reason* - @DGHUPodcast - https://twitter.com/DGHUPodcast    Join our Discord - https://discord.gg/zBpqRuPxcK    Check out Michgoo too, the original channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/superdarkspyro247 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dogeesehaveudders/message