Have Kids, They Said…

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4.9
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386 episodes
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Yes
Date created
2020/08/24
Latest episode
2026/04/23
Average duration
37 min.
Release period
5 days

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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Three-Legged Race
2026/04/23
On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he watches. How do you determine a kid is sick-sick, rather than just whiny? Nicole realized she would just not survive without Matt. Euphoria brings up some OF convos.Rich brings up a quote as a hypothetical, and they talk about life perspective. WWYD with cash on the ground? Because Nicole got bamboozled. And Rich tells us an intimate story that leaves us all laughing. Please help us grow the village by liking, subscribing, and sharing the pod! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Sugar T!ts and Daddy Eggs
2026/04/21
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us permission to be raising actual humans?! And thanks to Parker, everyone is about to have a WILD song stuck in their head. There is so much to unpack in this episode, because Rich makes sure everyone knows...he is a bewb expert. Whatever that is. Please like, subscribe, and share! It is all thanks to our village b!tches that we are here! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Bi-Condiments
2026/04/16
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking about wings. Someone's got a gopher problem. Nicole writes a scathing email to her building, and Rich has a laughable family streak that is just sad at this point. And a big question for our village bitches...how is it changing schools? Parker has a brethrothal, and Emmy's got a birthday to plan.  Be sure to like, subscribe, download, share...all the things. We can't do this without our village! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Really Scoopin' In There
2026/04/14
On today's episode, Nicole calls out Rich for overpromising a 'sode with Sara. Rich talks about just trying to win the week, and Nicole breaks down her vacay with the fam in the DR. Where Coachella started to where it is now spurs a question: what age are you over things? Throwing out ownership of your kid when they act up. Shower habits. Rich realizes no one is chasing him. Keegan is becoming a hypeman to Parker's embarrassment. The importance of 1-on-1 time with your kids. Rich also teases a sports dad question for next week. If you would like to help support, please like, subscribe, and share the pod! This is all thanks to the village! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Giraffe Chiropractor
2026/04/02
On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and Nicole is on the Nads. What's up with Leanne Rimes jaw? And giraffe chiropractors are a thing. Are you getting in at a pool party with the kids? Taylor Frankie Paul - should they still air it? Nicole is getting ready for the fam's DR trip. Rich has ANOTHER hibachi story.  Make sure you share and subscribe to the pod! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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A Ruckus in the Coop
2026/03/31
On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are ready...maybe. Farmer Matt challenges Plant Daddy Rich for who has the better green thumb. Matt relives his run-in with a hawk. And being prepared. Nicole and Matt work through a fight from the weekend. The fight takes a detour with her eyebrow appointment. And it leads to the Ryan's vacation plans-no iPads???!!  Be sure to rate, follow, all the things to help us grow this b!tch! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Cat Docking
2026/03/24
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon Crawler Rich, and trying to find the right balance as a coach. There’s a firm stance on “you don’t own the lingo, kid,” plus a fresh round of Shower Thoughts to close it out. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also thinks they invented the slang. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Take It Like A Champ
2026/03/19
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his foot in his mouth… again. They get into the awkwardness of those medical exams, debate whether Rich should get a spray tan, and talk about when it’s finally okay to splurge a little. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also overthinks vacations before they even start. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Bangers & Mash
2026/03/17
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who would absolutely pretend to like something just to avoid the drama. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Master P
2026/03/13
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend whose laundry pile is also quietly judging them.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Thrusting & Totes McGotes
2026/03/10
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who still complains about daylight savings.   Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Do You Wanna Strengthen My Pelvic Floor?
2026/03/05
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant invasion. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also has strong opinions about grammar… and a house currently losing a war to ants. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Don't Be A Potato
2026/03/03
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also can’t just say “thank you” when someone gives them a compliment. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Where's the Punchline?
2026/02/24
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggressive. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this to the friend who would absolutely book Vegas. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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It's A Sextinction
2026/02/19
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies.  Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and tell us—are we ready for video or are we absolutely not ready for video? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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4.9 out of 5
947 reviews
VillageB247 2025/12/19
My favorite podcast
I’ve listened since the beginning and this podcast brings me a huge dose of happiness every time I listen! Getting on seeing there’s a new one makes m...
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BCD4D 2026/02/12
Steadily going down hill
Used to be a good parenting podcast. Now it’s just too much political and sports talk.
Kkidz16 2026/02/10
Fan until today
Enjoy the laughter twice a week. Could do without Nicole’s liberal comments. Telling your audience to stop listening if they’re not a lib aka if you t...
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basilgurl 2025/12/02
So good and fun
We played Pictionary at our Thanksgiving. It was great for all ages, grandparents, moms and dads and kids from 4-10. Everyone had a good laugh.
Kcacacia 2025/06/12
Must listen!!
Highly recommend! Funny and real-it makes me LOL for real every time (then my kids look at me weird for laughing while I have my AirPods in)
Mazzerss 2025/10/19
Serious topics
Rich is too unrelatable. Matt and Nicole need their own podcast
Mindy07 2025/05/30
Can’t Stop Listening
Best Pod EVER!!! I don’t even know how long I have been listening now,months,but first time rater. I started from the beginning and I’m finally almost...
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SLMW7 2025/05/20
Yup yup YUP
Hands down the best real talk! Not just about parenting but about so many things!! Love y’all!
Jamiej810 2025/03/28
Amazing
Amazing, that’s all I gotta say!!!!!!
YaPreppyQueen 2025/01/31
Yes, Just Yes
I know I shouldn’t be listening to this (I’m a tween), but I don’t really hear anything that funny (like this podcast). I also wanted to hear the pare...
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