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Have Kids, They Said…

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★★★★★
4.9
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967 reviews
This podcast has
429 episodes
Language
English
Publisher
SiriusXM
Explicit
Yes
Date created
2020/08/24
Latest episode
2026/10/22
Average duration
35 min.
Release period
5 days

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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Colonel Mustard?!
2026/10/22
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about generational music and what makes you a dinosaur. Matt hops on for some stories; find out what it has to do with Colonel Mustard. Advice of the week: if an old friend pops into your head, send'em a quick 'hope you're well' text. They discuss being a vitamin family and a whole lotta 23&Me talk. Rich never thinks he could get another dog and also doesn't catch AI. How should aging parents handle their retirement? We get some listener comments during top that!  Please like, share, subscribe, and leave us a review wherever you listen to the pod! We appreciate each one so much!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Halloweenie
2026/10/20
On today's episode, Rich can't help but whip out his spooky-season joke about yawns and ghosts... you know the one. Nicole had some crazy fever dreams and is still recovering. Are your kids still waking up early? Or are they starting to sleep in? And do anyone else's kids wake up hating going to school? Nicole had a come-to-Jesus moment with the kiddos. Where do you feel carnival rides? Rich doesn't know what to dress up as for a Halloween party.  Please like, share, subscribe, download...everything helps grow the Village, and we appreciate it so much! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Gym Wh*res?!
2026/10/15
On today's episode, Rich might as well grab a shovel, continuing from Tuesday's sode. Shane Gillis does come up; do you think the joke went too far? And the Kelly Clarkson drama continues! Rich tells us about his fascination with time travel. Nicole gets real about having a panic attack on the NYC streets. Another round of 'Brilliant or Sh!tty'!! Matt has a bus walk of shame. Rich shares how Emmy's new watch got a few over on Benny.  Thank you for listening! Please keep sharing us with your friends, liking, subscribing, downloading...all the things!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Who is Peri?
2026/10/13
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole catch up. Rich tells us about his birthday in NYC. Have you ever binged a show as a family? Rich did, and the fam LOVED it! Then he admits he had a photo booth fail. Did Kelly Clarkson get the Pretty Woman treatment? Then a sexy time story leads to perimenopause talk...and Rich ruuuuuns with it. Don't worry, Nicole says what we're all thinking. Please like, share, subscribe, alllll the things! We appreciate everyone because it helps our village grow! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Romantic Haven
2026/10/06
On today's episode, Nicole is having tech ISSUES. Are you a 'keep it all' or 'throw it all out' kinda person? It's all over the place in today's episode. Rich introduces a new game, 'Is it brilliant or f'd up'! Then Matt gets on Nicole for ruining a date hang...until more info came out. Which brings up the question: can you recycle romantic spots? Then it goes back to gyno stories.  Keep sharing with your peeps and remember that every like, subscribe, and follow helps us grow, and we appreciate it so much! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Millennial Teapot
2026/09/29
On today's episode, Rich gives us a story that Sara loves to laugh at to this day. And does everybody think they're good at **wink wink**? How do we feel about Madonna after the VMAs? Rich shows Nicole a video about advising your daughter on what to do when a guy asks for a photo. This leads to talking about kids going to parties. Guys, looks like the millennial pose is finally going away. How will you handle it if your kid cheats on their high school bf/gf on a test...what do you do? Are you getting judged by your children for your fashion choices, too?  Please share this with any parent you know who needs some levity in this whole parenting thing! Let's grab some more B!tches for our village! Every like, subscribe, download, share, comment...all of it helps us out, and we cannot appreciate it enough! Thank you! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ghost S*x
2026/09/24
On today's episode, Nicole's home is getting more adult, and it's making them sad. Rich is half-baked with his list of the week, and Nicole thinks it's all for the set up for his lame Dad joke.  Budgeting slips so quickly with kids. Nicole is really trying to be in a better state of mind. Rich doesn't know how to insult kids...he wants some help. And then comes allllll the smut. From paranormal romance to dirty searches.  Please like, share, subscribe, download, rate 5-stars...all the things! We appreciate any support you are able to give! Thank you, Village B!tches!!        Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The D Word
2026/09/22
On today's episode, Rich wants to play a song game...again. The Ryans had a JAM-packed weekend. Benny learns a new D word. Our generation makes being there for our kids for EVERYTHING...is this a good thing? Rich is all about 'bloom' scrolling. Our phones are really listening. Teaching kids not to get defensive over what other families have. Keegan's sweet text. Gen Z iced coffee controversy. Please like, share, subscribe, all the things! We appreciate you, Village B!tches!! Thank you for every ounce of support!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Sweaty Attack
2026/09/17
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss automated operators and how much information they ask for when you make an appointment. Thoughts on paternity leave. Why are you worried about being judged? NO ONE CARES! There was a sweaty attack on Nicole. Puberty memory lane. Rich is having a hard time without taking the jump with peptides. Big news: Rich has made big strides in growth! Be on the lookout for our socials to make your bod pick (IYKYK)! Making trains is STRESSFUL! Sara is enforcing a new house rule. And Nicole belched her way to embarrassment.  Please keep sharing with your friends! Every like, download, subscription, and 5-star rating helps the pod grow, and we appreciate each one! Thank you so much, Village B!tches!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Tops & Bottoms
2026/09/15
On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC visit. And is it really just the water in NY that makes the food so special? Rich wants Sara to pester him more when he's away. Regional parenting. What is the statute of limitations when people leave stuff at your house after a party? Keegan's birthday party. Tops and bottoms debate. When women can't support other women. Is Rich still a wuss around needles?  Keep sharing us with all your friends! Every like, share, subscribe, and 5-star rating helps our village grow, and we cannot say thank you enough!!! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Full Figured Unicorns
2026/09/08
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
PodMaxxing
2026/09/03
On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long day?! And Rich hates the idea of pheremonemaxxing being a real trend. Nicole and Parker can't stop roasting Matt over his ear stickers. Then things get sad with some of the bigger stories in the news, with Lindsey Clancy and the horrific flooding in Nepal. Rich tries to lighten things up with what happened right before he hopped on to record. And then they lament over freaking baseball bats. Nicole wraps it up with a rumbling in her tummy.  Please keep liking, subscribing, sharing, downloading, and leaving 5-star reviews on your choice of podcast platform. This helps the pod and our village grow so much!   Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Picklenuts
2026/09/01
On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving our love to Dolly. Quality sperm's going rate. Fart corners. How far do you let kids get nutty?  We appreciate every like, share, comment, download, and 5 star review. We love our Village B!tches! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
I Love Coach
2026/08/21
On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tough. School group chats are out of control. Rich feels the love, and Nicole has some concert STRESS. We appreciate every like, share, subscribe, and download! We love you, Village B!tches! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
The Token Straight
2026/08/18
On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?!  Sara comes on with a few Reddit stories that need advice and validation. Benny has a great idea, and Keegan gets deep.  Help Rich meet Nicole's deadline! Every like, share, and 5-star review helps grow this village! Thank you for being with us for all the crazy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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4.9 out of 5
967 reviews
★★★★★
Pammie26 2026/09/24
So Funny
You guys crack me up ! I Am a chump
★★★★★
MontanaCowMomma 2026/08/24
The only podcast I like
I love Nicole and Rich, they are so funny and relatable! I don’t listen to podcasts as I prefer audio books, but this one I have been listening to for...
★★★★★
Yank2001 2026/08/10
This pod will make your day
Nicole and Rich are hilarious. Need to laugh and realize that we are all in this crazy life of family and kids and work and trying to figure it all ou...
★☆☆☆☆
BCD4D 2026/02/12
Steadily going down hill
Used to be a good parenting podcast. Now it’s just too much political and sports talk.
★★★☆☆
Kkidz16 2026/02/10
Fan until today
Enjoy the laughter twice a week. Could do without Nicole’s liberal comments. Telling your audience to stop listening if they’re not a lib aka if you t...
★★★★★
VillageB247 2025/12/19
My favorite podcast
I’ve listened since the beginning and this podcast brings me a huge dose of happiness every time I listen! Getting on seeing there’s a new one makes m...
★★★★★
basilgurl 2025/12/02
So good and fun
We played Pictionary at our Thanksgiving. It was great for all ages, grandparents, moms and dads and kids from 4-10. Everyone had a good laugh.
★☆☆☆☆
Mazzerss 2025/10/19
Serious topics
Rich is too unrelatable. Matt and Nicole need their own podcast
★★★★★
Kcacacia 2025/06/12
Must listen!!
Highly recommend! Funny and real-it makes me LOL for real every time (then my kids look at me weird for laughing while I have my AirPods in)
★★★★★
Mindy07 2025/05/30
Can’t Stop Listening
Best Pod EVER!!! I don’t even know how long I have been listening now,months,but first time rater. I started from the beginning and I’m finally almost...
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