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Send us Fan Mail Another lost animal is found in the yard, but this ugly duckling is no Eisenhower or Happy. Meanwhile, Aaron Carter is getting underage married to emancipate himself so he has no room in his life for Ruthie, and there's another pregnant girl in need of saving, but we still haven't seen any evidence of the oft-mentioned abstinence class. This week we had Japanese green teas and sweet treats. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week, special guest David joins us once again to discuss an episode about how when you accidentally run a stoner over with your car you become a sex addict and can't go to class, plus Ruthie's new boyfriend is Aaron Carter. We drank: Peter's Brand Classics Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail You know, 2-parter season premieres in 2004 were meant to be better than this. At least we got to see Simon own Eric and a little Happy screen time, plus a chance to give you some more strongly-held opinions on DC restaurants. We drank: Josephsbrau Oktoberfest Beefeater Martini Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail The PSA this week is ill-fitting pants. Also 1/3 of the cast is gone with essentially no explanation. However, Simon is back and he has sideburns and a lot of game with the ladies.  Greg drank: Monopolio Lager Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail The season finale is here! . . . and it's underwhelming, but also very busy? Many longstanding characters are apparently being written off, but in the most haphazard and anticlimactic way possible. Mary never shows up. Greg Drank: Hofbrau Dunkel Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail It's the season finale! Sort of . . . it's a whole episode of set up for a two-parter. Hastily manufactured relationship drama abounds, but it's not interesting. We drank: Grapefruit Rambler Sparkling Mineral Water Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week - Ruthie and Peter get very lost due to a mistimed hot dog purchase, Lucy significantly interferes with important police business, and there is a PSA plot divergence we didn't see coming. Greg drank: Tina's special creamy limoncello. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail It's another PSA episode about drinking. Not one drop. And if you are going to drink from the water fountain, TAKE TURNS. Anyway, we drank: "The Chunnel" 2oz Gin 1oz St Germain 3/4 oz Lemon Juice Shake and serve in a martini glass. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail It's an episode about not coveting real estate, with a special and unexpected appearance by Aunt Julie. She doesn't do anything interesting this time. We drank: Tina's Homemade Creamy Limoncello Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Strap in y'all because we've got a "good one". Elusive and extremely rare, this "good" episode explores the nature of perception and psychological manipulation - in short, it's a masterpiece! We Drank: Gaffel Kölsch Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail How many weddings has it been at this point? This week we have another two and an engagement. At least Miss Bink is involved. Also Grandpa (and his actor) dies off screen. We drank: Ommegang Gnommegang Belgian Blonde Ale The Queen's Business (2 oz Gin, 1 oz Lemon/Lime Juice, 3/4 oz Honey Syrup [3:1], Maraschino Cherry, and a Twist) Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show, Matt is visiting only Ruthie to celebrate his marriage anniversary, Martin has a really uninteresting secret, and the Pool Hall has gone back to serving whiskey. Greg Drank: Cherry Coke Float and Evan Williams.  Morgan Drank: The other half of the coke. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show, we talk about running the same bullying bit for ten years, Detective Michaels' darkest secret, and the importance of honoring President's Day with an extreme sense of reverence.  Greg drank a grapefruit Spindrift.  Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail In (maybe?) our first outdoor episode, we discuss a very middling episode. It's one of those relationship ones with very limited plot. Well, we sort of discuss it; we discuss a lot of something anyway. Also the fire alarm stops early on :) We drank: Obolon Kyivske Super Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week, tensions are high as Chandler deals with his money grubbing mother, Lucy intervenes on behalf of Ruthie so she can go to the most legendary couples party, and Martin's major league dreams are crushed. We drank: Sierra Nevada - Bigfoot paired with a 5 lb bag of Sour Patch Kids (not recommended) Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp