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Bryant Buttgel sells illegal drugs and he is plotting something terrible.

I discuss the idea of completely ripping off Gavin Rosdale’s life work, pretending that I came up with all of it myself, and profiting massively from my possible future thieving ways.

Everything but the color yellow.

Now my Chevy Spark is about to be kaput. :(

Mass 4

Don’t the titles describe the episodes?

After diarrhea-ing violently for 3 hours straight, I eat a crumpet and then continue with the hours-long diarrhea-ing.

I eat 3 corn frijoles and then have uncontrollable diarrhea, tee hee.

The last episode to get released was a mistake - not the episode itself, but the timing of the release of the episode.

I discuss my thoughts on eventually unblocking Amanda, almost 0% for reasons to do with the absolutely wretched concept of pursuing romance with Amanda, which is such a horrible concept that it makes me want to barf. (Because Amanda would definitely flip and go from treating me like tomorrow’s tomatoes to yesterday’s tomatoes.)

Inspired to create a “real episode” by a friend’s YouTube videos, I valiantly do an episode where 35% of it has to do with 2 nursery rhymes that 73% describe me 95%-ishly. (I say all this in an 83%-ish manner, I mean, at least 92%-ishly anyway.)

Dedicated to the United States Marine Corps

I read a work of fiction I’m working on about a somewhat disfunctional office.

I find the area that I jokingly called my “identity,” but it doesn’t quite look the same…

I go over 1 or 2 movies from the 90s that somehow manage to be really good while also being really bad