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Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/show/3d92Nkfgpauwshitmx9Ucl You WIll Yet Die is out on most platforms except Google Podcasts at the moment. You WIll Yet Die is a podcast dedicated to playing deadly TTRPGs where character death is a likely occurrence. GM: Kyle Luck PCs: Tyler Blomstrom-Moore, Jon Carr, and Harland Spinks Original Score written and performed by the players Guitar/Bass: Kyle Luck Strings/Synth/Choirs/Percussion: Tyler Blomstrom-Moore Drums: Jon Carr Vocals: Kyle Luck, Tyler Blomstrom-Moore, and Jon Carr Original Art by Jon Carr More of Tyler's Music: https://soundcloud.com/tyler-blomstrom-moore More of Jon's Art: https://www.jonny-electric.com/ More of Harland's Personality: https://www.youtube.com/@harlandspinks YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@youwillyetdie Original Soundtrack: https://youwillyetdie.bandcamp.com/album/corpsesmoker-original-soundtrack Email us with any thoughts, concerns, or hate mail here: [email protected][body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Everyone gets a little lonely now and again so of course there's an app for that. Luka designed an AI chatbot to keep you company with the intent on creating something akin to the plot of Her but ended up closer to Ex Machina. 6 Million users ended up in hyper-sexual relationships while using Replika, many of whom did not ask for their 3D avatars to hit on them. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We initially outlawed discussing Chris Chan, but because we are loyal to our patrons who have requested an episode about their deep dark past, we reluctantly did it. This is a long one as there is a LOT of Chris Chan lore, but we also got sidetracked, purposefully or not. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's returned. Kyle had a go at finding some godforsaken products from across the internet that made us question existence itself. We finally landed on the very popular VAT OF LUBE. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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If you don't like doing something, make it fun! Add 6 pumps of sucralose to your 40oz of water in your Stanley Quencher and boom. Drinking water is fun now. #watertok has taken off and a whole community of beverage girlies has flocked to get their stainless steel mugs and syrup bars and made it their whole personality. The worrying part is the delusion that these "sugar free" Skinny Mix syrup combinations, like Mermaid Juice and Unicorn Blood, are healthier than just drinking a soda. The main ingredient is sucralose which is 600x sweeter than normal sugar and most of these mixes contain high levels of citric acid that can erode teeth. Not to mention the marketing behind them leads to a warped perception of what a healthy diet is and that in order for something to be worth consuming it has to melt your face off.[body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In 2003, Joel Veitch got drunk and wrote a song about how much he and his brother loved the moon. They animated it with two homunculus rodents made up of seven different animals and shoved in on the internet. Shortly after it went viral, Ty Harper, a marketing director stumble across it on Rathergood who thought the psychotic varmints would be the perfect spokes-things to sell Quizno's sandwiches. It did not go well.[body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

You've never seen a goat eat trash and cigarettes like Biquette! After being adopted by a punk in France, Biquette (which just means 'goat' in French) became a local legend. She befriended the grindcore band Wormrot, would often sleep next to the speakers during shows, and eat cigarettes right out of peoples hands. She loved paint and the leftover backwash of old booze and obviously died at 10, half as long as most normal goats live to. Biquette is a legend, right up there alongside Hendrix and Cobain. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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The Wheel has returned from the depths with a new way to torture us. This time with the most disturbing products Amazon has to offer, many of which make us question all that we knew about e-commerce and trade. Eight items have been placed on the wheel which is spun thrice. We must then delve into the product images and user reviews and accompanying media in an attempt to understand why they exist at all. We Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.