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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

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S3E1 - 3.1 Back in Business

2026/10/14

In which Sig is offered a quest. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Check out One-Shot Wonders: https://rollandplaypress.com/ana

Presenting: Sidequesting

2026/09/16

This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Sidequesting! Crowdfunding Link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/sidequesting-season-4 For more information, check out https://sidequestingpod.com/ ALSO, ANA Season 3 starts October 14th!

S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused

2026/01/08

In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes. Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good

2025/10/28

In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil

2025/10/21

In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost

2025/10/14

In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning

2025/10/07

In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer

2025/05/11

In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom. Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.

S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword

2024/11/18

In which a problem is resolved. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call

2024/11/11

In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat

2024/11/04

In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams

2024/10/28

In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!

2024/10/21

In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling

2024/10/14

In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

2020/10/14

In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

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4.9 out of 5

161 reviews

★★★★★

Dav Jere C. 2026/10/16

SEASON THREE IS FINALY HERE

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★★★★★

DarenTP 2026/09/14

Love it

Quite possibly the coziest podcast out there!!

★★★★★

Jarvis.Name! 2026/05/01

Simple and nice

love this podcast. Easy to get lost in the shenanigans of a baker and his friends in a fantasy world!

★★★★★

infinitenat 2026/04/13

Phenomenal, Must Listen!

Clever, funny, endlessly endearing,amazing characters, brimming with creativity! Drop everything and listen now!

★★★★★

Bsrjjrvdudrb 2026/02/23

Let’s go!!

This the best podcast ever!!!!

★★★★★

Mushroom 🍄🍄‍🟫🍄 2026/02/17

😃

It’s funny! I like it!😛

★★★★★

SweetGoofyMo 2026/01/23

Joyous and delightful!

Absolutely No Adventures is absolutely enjoyable! The humor, voice acting, and stories are adorable without being cliched or cloying. Check it out! Ku...

★★★★★

Philly D (The cat w/ Key hat) 2025/12/22

Magic AND baking!

This podcast was AMAZING! It is a nice mix of magic, comedy, and baking. If you enjoy this podcast, I highly suggest you check out Magus Elgar. It’s a...

★★★★★

Docdor42 2025/11/04

Fantasy for All!

Excellent quality show with great actors and engaging stories. This series is now one of my all time favorites! This is a must-listen for fans of fant...

★★★★★

Sweet•Girl💛 2025/09/20

SO FUNNY

I love listening to these every morning on my commute. They make me laugh every time- the premise is GOLDEN. Please please please add more episodes!!!...

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