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The IOA decides to make a pre-emptive strike against the Replicators. Since those always go well, everything on Atlantis is totally fine. There was definitely no retaliation and nobody was forced to abandon the planet.

Holy Hannah! It's the end of SG-1! And nearly the end of this podcast! We promise to not make it feel "unending," unlike this episode.

You know what you get when you hang out in dank, dark tunnels? Death. Monsters. Michael. Maybe don't hang out in dank, dark tunnels. And maybe don't accidentally create supervillains that bring you monsters.

How quickly can the team tie up a bunch of loose ends, including loose ends that really didn't need to be tied up? The rush to the finish continues with Goa'uld, Ori, and apparently Tok'ra.

The only thing worse than a wraith is a soggy, starving, angry wraith whose lonely because she ate all her friends. But now she's got plenty of new friends in the form of Team ShRRT and for some reason Dr. Weir. And it's even harder to stay lonely when you're inhabiting someone else's mind.

Vala's crappy dad shows up to scam the SGC, everyone on Earth, AND his own daughter. Lam's crappy dad uses her to set up a dinner with her mom/his ex. Yay...family?

All of Atlantis gets a day off. Rodney and Weir hang with their love interests. Ronon and Sheppard do some bonding. Teyla hangs with a friend. Nobody wants to go fishing with Beckett. Not even Lorne and Zelenka. Oh well, there's plenty of time for that next day off...oh.

After a powerful Jaffa nemesis we've never heard of kills some other Jaffa, Teal'c recovers from his injuries and goes on a revenge quest. This all takes anywhere from several weeks to several years. Who knows?

A very selfish man strands Team ShRRT on an old space station with a very desperate man and little chance for survival. Will they get out of this? Who gets to save the day this time? Why does the air flow the wrong way?

SG 80% is bad at being terrorists. Their hostages are bad at being hostages. The government leaders are bad at listening to science. And the one security guard caught in the middle of all this is bad at being a security guard. It's an episode full of ineptitude.

The super cool game we suddenly learned Sheppard and Rodney have been playing for years with no previous hint is not a game at all. They've been messing with people's lives! Who would have guessed the Ancients were arrogant assholes and not awesome gamers? We would. We would have guessed that.

Mitchell and Vala get their cliche on at his high school reunion. Dr. Lee is the coolest guy at the conference. Daniel nerds out in a library. It's all fun and games till someone gets killed. Actually, it's still kinda fun and games while people get killed.

Standing on a pedal stool, Rodney learns he has more in common with the ancients than he thought. Special powers, big appetites, oh my! The team races to find a relevant thing for Teyla to do and Ronon is also there!

SG-80% is surprised that Daniel is a prior. We're surprised that they're surprised because he sounds exactly like Daniel. Daniel is surprised that no one trusts him. Everyone is surprised that he's surprised at this. No one is surprised that Woolsey sucks.

What's better than an episode featuring one unlikeable character? An episode featuring two unlikeable characters! Lucius is back and he continues to suck, but at least he's not drugging and taking advantage of women this time. Kolya's back too! But he sure would have been better off trying to retake the genii rather than obsessing over one dude from Earth.