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Rating
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This podcast has
601 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeExplicit
Yes
Date created
2020/10/10
Latest episode
2026/11/05
Average duration
55 min.
Release period
4 days
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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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Ep. 310 - No More Golden Arches
2026/11/05
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa dropping Mcdonalds, proper texting protocal, and the latest election results.
PATREON LAUNCH!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
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Bonus EP - 10 Years Left
2026/11/02
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a change in Air B&B rules and why you should stop worrying about your retirement savings.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
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Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
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Ep. 309 - Wild 80's
2026/10/29
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trusting large companies, what to do with your dog for Halloween and a new way to get a large house.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
Bonus EP - Play Too Much
2026/10/26
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about glutten free Ritz, terrible name choices, and mixing up your Portlands.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Ep. 308 - The Pivot
2026/10/22
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Jay-Z booking himself, Trumps approval ratings, and some hard working sheep and goats.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
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@GastorAlmonte
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Bonus EP - Shelf Books
2026/10/19
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about buying books for your soul, AI working against Adobe and Shalewa's Entroducing recap.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Ep. 307 - The Bird
2026/10/15
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about America's Sweetheart vs The Toy Bird.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
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Bonus EP - GoldBars or Gofundme
2026/10/12
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Teacher trading extra credit for vacation funds, driving a sofa on the highway, and gold bar hustle from a CIA officer.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Ep. 306 - Le Labo
2026/10/08
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's upcoming concert plans, standup comedy money, and how to find your perfume or cologne.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
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Bonus EP - Snorting Flour
2026/10/05
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about TSA taking away chairs, Trump's new wall destroying history, and the history of the cocaine-for-flour trick.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Ep. 305 - Wife and Whiteboards
2026/10/01
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about getting organized, the return of Toys-R-us, and Trump's team slowly killing The Kennedy center.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Bonus EP - Hungry and Humble
2026/09/28
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about seating children based on their astrological signs, meat recalls, and dolphins hacking their hunting process.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Ep. 304 - Iced Coffee and Employed
2026/09/24
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about if it's ok to bring an iced coffee into an interview, growing old in Japan, and closing trash police departments.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
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Twitter:
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@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
Bonus EP - Canon ball sneak in
2026/09/21
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stolen canon balls being snuck on a plain, and getting fired because your 9 year old used the company card on ads for his Youtube page.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
Ep. 303 - Put it on the Company Card
2026/09/17
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ed Sheeran losing all of his opening acts, The LA Clippers losing 5 draft picks and a 23 year old Georgia mayor gets fired 10 months into the job.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
JS
Kno
Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share
Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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hcrobg 2026/02/05
long time west coast listener
this a favorite of mine, both are hilarious. keep it up. wishing you both sustained success!
tabgrl 2025/12/26
Oh NO
I like Shalewa and Gastor very much, but sometimes Shalewa gets going and it is just out of bounds. As someone Shalewa’s age, her recent rant about me...
sunnysweetheart 2025/09/05
Have y’all heard about people riding horses in downtown Atlanta? I
Free the Toiletries! I want this t-shirt! I could listen for hours. Only complaint is that the pod isn’t long enough! I literally love you two. Find m...
Tickyboo8 2025/07/02
Yes with a side of yessss
Came over from TBGWT, and thanks to you I have been getting my entire life this week at work! It is so hard not to LOL in my cubicle. True love! Keep....
sctdiff 2024/09/16
My show
I come the #TBGWT and Im from Philly this joint funny and informative. Shlewa is so exhausted. I love it.
Signed , Sierra a BW
Devil-B*tch 2024/08/02
Alligator vs Crocodile
Gastor-
Alligators eat babies in an "A" shape, crocodiles eat babies in a "C" shape. It has a meme but I can't upload pictures here, just Google my f...
EliseA328 2024/06/01
New Fav!
The hosts chemistry is spot on! Faithfully have them in the rotation.
Peach Apple Cider 2024/05/30
Love!
I love this podcast, love Shalewa and Gastor, love their stories and takes. Whenever I see there’s a new episode up it brightens my day.
Joe Spacely 2024/04/07
Excellent podcast!
Gastor and Shalewa are both hilarious comedians with absolutely riotous and sometimes unexpected takes on the news of the moment. Definitely worth th...
RitaMae C 2024/03/23
Never disappoints
Gastor and Shalewa are two of the funniest podcasters in these podcast streets. It’s like listening in to two lifelong friends rife, tease, support an...
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