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Fishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)

2022/06/22

S4E11: The Child Inside. It's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, so that's nice. They didn't do a good job, but it's not as bad as we feared

He Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)

2022/06/15

S4E10: Tower of Power. Baywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new segment, our Pier Review

Intersectional Cannibalism (Ft. Tristan)

2022/06/08

S4E9: Ironman Buchannon. In a shockingly horny episode of the podcast, we spend far too much time (and also not nearly enough time) talking about old Nickelodeon Game Shows. #ReleaseTheSnyderCutOfBaywatch #PleaseDontActuallyDoThat #IDontWantSynderFansOnMyCase #NumberOneCheerWorthyMoment

Lars von Trier's Baywatch

2022/06/01

S4E8: Submersion. CW: Talk of child death. Well, this is a heavy one, so it's a little hard to write a good joke description. Mitch deals with PTSD after almost failing to save a kid and we try to find ways to talk about it while making the show still listenable. How did we do? You tell us

Wet Scientist (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)

2022/05/21

S4E7: Tentacles Pt. 2. Well in theory this is a part 2, but let's be honest. It's not. The only thing that connects these episodes is the return of Helen! You gotta know when to Holden, you gotta know when to float 'em (the answer is don't float them because that's how you get the bends)

Baywatch: Better Than Pee (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)

2022/05/12

S4E6: Tentacles Pt. 1 CW: ED/bulimia discussion. Remember kids, never get a Goku cake, never get someone a book for their birthday, never go surfing without a leash, and definitely never try to cure your bulimia by almost getting eaten by an octopus. Why doesn't Star Wars have octopus aliens? 8 arms 8 lightsabers George Lucas call us

Telly Savalas Pooping (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)

2022/04/28

S4E5: Sky Rider. This episode is just so full of hot air. Hot air balloons that is! Well, just one balloon, but it's in here like a lot

You Stupid Pelican Man (Ft. Reeves Richards)

2022/04/20

S4E4: Blindside. Oops all Pelicans. Have you pet a pelican recently? Some of them are cops and we don't endorse those birds. F**k those birds. Like Zeus would

Ultra Ketchup (w/ Jami, Robert, and Val)

2022/04/01

S4E3: Lover's Cove. In this very special episode, Michael and Morgan have been taken out of commission by a purple jellyfish, so we have to bring in some help to continue on with our mission. Stay tuned for our upcoming Disney+ Deal

Mammary Mafioso

2022/03/23

S4E2: Race Against Time Part 2. Baywatch is the Koo-Koo-Kookiest. Baywatch is the Ki-Ki-Kickiest. Baywatch is the Groo-Groo-Grooviest. Baywatch is the living end, friend

No Apologies To Your Mom

2022/03/16

S4E1: Race Against Time Part 1. Welcome to season 4! Can you believe it? We can't. It's a part one, which famously has always gone very well on Baywatch

Do You Know What I Sent Your Mom? (S3 Finale)

2022/03/09

S3E22: Fatal Exchange. Can you believe it? We've finished season 3! Overall, it's been a season of ups and downs, but at least it's not season 2. The blood feud has escalated, Morgan's mom, you're on watch 👀 We both recommend that you watch Pam and Tommy if you like our podcast and want more info about Pam Anderson. Also if you don't like our podcast, why have you listened this far?