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"Farscape : The Peacekeeper Wars: Part 1 "“A soul patch leads the charge while our favourite dominar begins to enlarge. If they outnumber us ten to one then this shouldn't take long...” (thanks Mark Nixon!) “The Cold War turns hot, we find out a method of getting pregnant that wasn't covered in sex education class and remind me, does John know how to make wormhole weapons?” (thanks Marky See!) “Hey John, Are you having fun yet? 'Not Good's the best odds we ever get. Crash-test dummies, Narls in tummies, First time's the worst 'Bigboy', Don't get upset!” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!) “So we discover John Can’t make a Wormhole weapon, so I guess next episode starts the Lexx retrospective?” (thanks The Derp Prime!)" First aired on Sunday, 17 October 2004, written by David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/501

"Farscape : The Peacekeeper Wars: Part 2 “Step right up! Step right up! See the amazing wormhole weapon! Guaranteed to bring a peaceful end to all galactic conflicts! All you need to make it yours is say please, pretty please, with a cherry on top” (thanks Marky See!) “The eidolons really begin to open up to the crew, Crichton does terrifying things with Scorpius' cherry” (thanks Kelpie!) “… Oh… John can make a wormhole weapon… oh dear… So whose up for Babylon 5! It has to be cheerier than this!” (thanks The Derp Prime!) “Weapons make destruction, people make peace, Let's find a way, for this war to cease. Too much fun, Baby likes guns, This big fiery hole is becoming obese.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)" First aired on Monday, 18 October 2004, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/502

"Farscape 4·01: Crichton Kicks: Part 2 Crichton's lonely but peaceful life aboard a dying Leviathan is violently interrupted by the arrival of a young woman and a group of ruthless scavengers after her. “A new DRD function is revealed; they can sing. A gravity defying know-it-all introduces herself as a lethiathan 'expert' and we discover how long it takes to fall down and reach the bottom of the pilot's den.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“His name is John Crichton and his friends just got sucked down a wormhole, now he's stuck on living ship full of strange Yoda impersonating space vikings! Along with help of sputnik and the 1812 overture, John must save his home!” (thanks Marky See!) “Interrupted by a toubray thief, Friends reunited; what a relief! A dying boat,A human goat, "Grade A prime American beef."(thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!) “Crichton goes full castaway and meets an odd looking cabbage patch kid who can walk on ceilings. He is forced to face off with weird Klingon knockoffs all while trying to plots a way back to his normal life. ” (thanks Melissa!)“A pilot nods off to her favorite Soaps. An Astronut programs a friend to play the tchaikovsky 1812 overture while doodling. A new know it all gets in on the chaos. Can she answer the Five W's? Can she learn the ABC's. Let's the give the dogs a hand, don't worry it can be reattached. Look I can do the Exorcist's backwards crawl up the wall. Our favorite diminutive ruler has no qualms sicking the dogs on an astronut. Our favorite snurcher's vision has improved but doing it too often makes her blind. Could the Sun have a baby or is it all in the astronut's head?” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!)“Stranded astronaut with a better beard this time. Sputnik, Klingons and bad doggo o my, An overture is finally played and the abcs are sung, the greatest droid since R2D2 appears. Junk more junk and no muerta pilot, Leviathan sushi anyone? Sputnik finds out the hard way life experience beats book learning. Veins are too big to shift center of gravity so our favorite human plays goat from Jurassic parkSparky gets updated skin and Pip can slow time now I guess. On a side note: This is my favorite wacky/crazy john episode” (thanks DB!)Sputnik crashes into John's leviathan, and old friends return as John must deal with pirates. Meanwhile, Harvey wears his cool button-down from season two as Crichton tries to figure out who's the daddy.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)“Pardon me. Hello. Yes, yes I’m talking to you. Now I know your new here on this old leviathan, I’ve been here a while now, and if you want to be good neighbors please stop shooting at me! Oh what’s that? That’s a no on shooting. Ok. Well can you at let’s keep your hound out of my toubray garden, I just planted them and he…what…sorry…she keeps digging them up. If you can do that we might get along nicely. If not...let’s not say how bad it will get for you here.” (thanks Blackrain!)“The return of the beard! Someone gets their own brewery before showing off his Klingon slang to a new redhead.” (thanks Lucy !) First aired on Friday, 7 June 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your a href="https://www.sofarscape.com/submit" rel="noopener noreferrer"...

"Farscape 4·02: Sacrifice: What Was Lost, Part 1 More of the crew are reunited, and while they discover the secrets of an ancient civilization, a serious threat looms... “Whilst waiting for dad to pick them up, the crew hang out in a dig site haunted by priests with a catchy theme song. The creature of the black lagoon is up to no good, a new captain brings an enemy to heel (literally) and we are introduced to a new Peacekeeper interrogation method” (thanks Marky See!) “In which the BDSM subtext becomes text.” (thanks Nazzy!) First aired on Friday, 14 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/402

Farscape 4·03: Resurrection: What Was Lost, Part 2 The crew discovers how far Scorpius has fallen in the Peacekeeper ranks. They must find and activate all the probes to stop the magnetic storm on Arnesk, but someone doesn't want them stopped. “The crew hatch a plan to escape before the magnetic field bleaches the skin from their bones but they end up finding something they weren't looking for. We ask the question how many lives a grasshopper has and the commandant forgets her safe word. ” (thanks Marky See!) “In tonight episode we find out the question that everyone has been dieing to find out. Does those hot paints make John Crichton ass look big? Well do they? Turn in and find out. ” (thanks Blackrain!) First aired on Friday, 21 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/403

Farscape 4·04: Lava's a Many Splendored Thing The crew is on the way to rendezvous with Moya. After ingesting a concoction of Noranti's they stop for a break on a planet. Rygel is captured and entombed in amber by raiders. “Top form humor, just… don’t eat soup for dinner before watching. ” (thanks The Derp!) “Granny's cooking doesn't agree with the crew causing an unplanned evacuation. Whilst dropping the kids off at the pool, our favourite kleptomanic disturbs a robbery in process, but these are not the freedom fighters Granny is looking for! Lo'la isn't the only one enjoying D'argo's DNA and Lou Costello takes a really hot bath - Can I get a Hell Yeah!” (thanks Marky See!) “Little Bubba got caught in a trap, Grandma picked a bad time for a nap, Lava baked plans, Puke covered hands, ""No more of that 'cleansing restorative' crap!""” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant!) “Noranti tries to become a main character and creates more problems than she is worth. Chiana and Sikozu bond over bodily fluids. Rygel issues boil to a melting point, while the others attempt to save the day. Finally, Noranti redeems herself by performing. ” (thanks Melissa!) “Welcome to the fiery lava Resort planet. Now before you take a lovely relaxing dip in the scolding lava pool, you might want to put on the energy protective armor, just remember to shoot yourself every five minutes. Or there is the nice amber chrysalis casing. You will just bob about in the lava pool. The resort is not responsible for any burn, cooking, or scolding. Have fun!” (thanks Blackrain!) First aired on Friday, 28 June 2002, written by Michael Miller, and directed by Michael Pattinson" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/404

Farscape 4·06: Natural Election Moya's encounter with a deadly space plant threatens to engulf her, while more secrets about Aeryn's pregnancy surface. “What happened to the stars?! " "See plant, shoot plant"" is D'Argo's favorite motto. It turns out that no-one can keep a secret. And onions everywhere! The old lady sure knows how to make a good salad.” (thanks GoingMetal799!) “After straying too close to a worm hole the crew are in the weeds. No matter how much D'Argo enjoys shooting things it may not be the answer to their problems, luckily the houseplants are as fond of grasshopper as everyone else is. Time to break out My First Chemistry set, what could go wrong!” (thanks Marky See!) Some weird space plant, Moya's in pain, The witch's brew is down the drain. Ski goggles on, Please don't tell John, We all screwed up, let's try again.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!) First aired on Friday, 19 July 2002, written by Sophie C. Hopkins, and directed by Ian Watson We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/406

Farscape 4·07: John Quixote How weird can things get when trapped in a game based on John Crichton's exploits? Very... “Video games? Hell yeah. But when the reality in virtual reality gets too realistic problems occur, can they find the green door? And we find out that lifts have a strong desire to go sideways.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“Trapped in a VR game, not everything is as it appears. King Arthur and Patsy must seek help from some mostly familiar faces to kiss the princess and escape, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Down is up, up is down, follow the path to Fairie Town!” (thanks Marky See!) You can find the Shadows At The Door Podcast, by friend-of-the-show Mark Nixon, David Ault and a rotating cast of stellar voice talent, at: https://shadowsatthedoor.com or find it wherever you get your podcasts. First aired on Friday, 26 July 2002, written by Ben Browder, and directed by Tony Tilse We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/407

"Farscape 4·08: I Shrink Therefore I Am John Crichton and Noranti return to Moya to find the crew in the hands of bounty hunters. Crichton must team up with Scorpius to fight them off before the Scarrans arrive. “The crew are captured by Gort and his Pumpkin head pals who are keen to cash in on the Peacekeeper bounty. John McClaine and 1812 go Die Hard with Hans Gruber to save the day in honey I shrunk the kids, just be careful where you step!” (thanks Marky See!)“""Hey Honey, they've shrunk the crew."" Clatu Verada Nictu, Stuck in a can, Fight like Antman, Pumpkin spy squashed by my shoe.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Bounty hunters and tiny prisoners take the stage to captivate the audience in this episode. John is forced to take the enemy down Die Hard style to rescue the crew, while Scorpy attempts to prove he is on team Crichton. ” (thanks Melissa!) First aired on Friday, 2 August 2002, written by Christopher Wheeler, and directed by Rowan Woods" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/408

Farscape 4·09: A Prefect Murder On a planet of divided clans, Aeryn brings them to the brink of war when she opens fire on a crowd of innocents. But there's more to this massacre than meets the eye... “This whole thing could have been avoided if somebody packed some bug spray.” (thanks Nazzy!) “Whilst securing supplies on planet dreadlocks, the crew listen to a buzzing in their ear which upsets the locals and nearly start a civil war. We all experience dejaveu and Farther Jack helps the crew prove their innocence. If only they had packed some insect repellant!” (thanks Marky See!) First aired on Friday, 9 August 2002, written by Mark Saraceni, and directed by Geoff Bennett We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/409

Farscape 4·10: Coup By Clam When the crew visit the paranoid, politically unstable planet of Khurtanan, an opportunistic doctor poisons and blackmails them. Things get even more complicated when the planet's resistance gets involved. “The crew arrived at the planet of the sexists. The slug gets a doctorate by interrogating a doctor and beware of what they call ""space madness"".” (thanks GoingMetal799!) “Doc Snot's shellfish force the crew into playing a deadly game of follow the leader on a planet where women are second class citizens D'argo re-enacts THAT scene from when Harry met Sally and John shows us what he has under his skirt.” (thanks Marky See !) “Transmissible Celestial Dementia, 'Doc Snot' has the only preventure, Girl Power grows, Bite off his nose, Sharing clams caused this whole misadventure. ” (thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)“Jirl power, food poisoning, and who knew that I Yensch was such a mensch! No matter who you are in this episode, you're likely to clam up if anyone asks you about what happened here. Let's just say that there's a reason granny's not allowed in the kitchen anymore...” (thanks Danny!) “Moya stops at a plant to obtain tech to delve into tormented space, and the crew decide to take in some local cuisine. The crew might've preferred Noranti's concoction over the new bonds created between them by the clams. In attempts to heal the crew, the men cross into unfamiliar territory and discover their inner girl power. ” (thanks Melissa!) “A luncheon proves unforgettable, zergenbobs are neglected, and we finally see what someone's been hiding up their skirt. ” (thanks Mark Nixon!) First aired on Friday, 16 August 2002, written by Emily Skopov, and directed by Ian Watson" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/410

"Farscape 4·11: Unrealized Reality: Part 1 John Crichton gets pulled into a wormhole and meets ""Einstein"". “There's a scary slip 'n slide that likes to Kidnap people. Everyone gets put in a blender and John needs a bigger gun. ” (thanks GoingMetal799!) “This episode has been replaced with a public safety announcement on the danger of wormholes and travelling back in your own time line, presented by Einstein from his hide away in the North Pole” (thanks Marky See!) “Welcome to iceberg limbo-land, Pale Kiwi Einstein'll give you a hand, Alternate reality, What is Katratzi? Focus your mind and your world will expand.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!) “Dorothy Gale meets bald Einstein on an iceberg and they discuss metaphysics because destination is the key and there's no place like home!” (thanks danny!)“Time... Time... Time... Let's play mix-up with the crew, can you determine who is who? Parallel timelines what could go wrong, be careful or you've stayed too long. ” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!) “The multiverse debates the contents of someone's leather trousers while the contents of corsets are little different than usual. Time flies but it also wounds all heals, who's to say for sure? Einstein A Go-Go! ” (thanks Mark Nixon!) First aired on Friday, 23 August 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse" We're on Twitter, Facebook, and SoFarscape.com. Our theme music is by Leigh Collier of Give Them L. Send us your synopses, support us on Patreon or suggest a fanfic story for us to read! https://sofarscape.com/episode/411