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Go over your contract, prepare a welcome speech for the youths of tomorrow, and dive into the maddening intricacies of data-mining! Oh, and be sure to bow down to our robotic overlords. (EDIT: Robonstantine, don't get any ideas.) Join world renowned drone flyers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 5 of Season 7, "Gryzzlbox". (NOTE: We don't THINK Robonstantine has gone on any murder sprees yet, but we will admit it's been quite a while since we've seen Ralph the Janitor. It is possible Ralph led an expedition into the future to rescue Constantine and Harvey. *sigh* We work with some dumb people.)

Get your best claymore mine, put on some Shania Twain, and prepare to get into it - there's nowhere to run. But whatever you do, don't pull the fire alarm. Join expert grudge-holders Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 4 of Season 7, "Leslie and Ron". (NOTE: As of yet, we have no further news about Constantine and Harvey - they are still stuck in the future, trying to find their way back, occasionally slipping us little pieces of information through the stargate. Man, this would make for a great TV show.)

Search for historical artifacts, find an appropriate spokesperson, and get ready to hold a press conference - just make sure you have those pesky Point-Of-Sale documents signed first. Join nationally recognized notary publics Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 3 of Season 7, "William Henry Harrison". (NOTE: We still haven't been able to pull Constantine and Harvey back from the future ... although they continue to send us information regarding future technology via sticky notes. Look guys, we're sorry about the whole "stuck in the future thing", but c'mon ... STICKY NOTES?!?)

Take a long drunken road-trip, panic about your employment choices, and impersonate a Swanson (e.g. order steak and whiskey, grow out your mustache, be almost unbearably manly)! Join world-renowned cult deprogrammers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 2 of Season 7, "Ron and Jammy". (NOTE: So far so good with Robonstantine. No murder sprees ... that we're aware of. If only we could say the same for Carvey ... *sigh*)

Write your speeches, put on your best black tie outfit, and get your bids together ... we're in the future, and we're going after some land! (Right after we streak the stage.) Join expert time travelers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 1 of Season 7, "2017". (NOTE: We've ... uh ... had a few setbacks regarding our producer/interns, Constantine and Harvey. See, what we did was ... ahhhh, you'll never believe us. Just listen to the podcast, you'll understand.)

Loyal viewers, you've probably been expecting this ... The upper brass at LFP Worldwide Headquarters has insisted we create a quick episode with little to no time, money, or talent. What did we come up with? Yeah, you know what it means. Yet another GRAB BAG! Join internet sensations Mark and Allen as they walk you through this glorious grab bag, full of math, interviews, analysis, reviews, and lots of other stuff you admittedly could probably do without. But join us anyway as we recap Season 6 before we launch into the final season of this amazing show!. C'mon. Don't make us cry.

Kick off your 2023 with an inspiring look at the best advice money can buy (or at least what we can offer for free) featuring Ron Swanson and his 2024 New Year's message made exclusively for Live from Pawnee.

Part 2 Incoming...Perfect your conference presentation, get your staff ready to serve customers, prepare for an awesome musical concert, and remember ... when someone asks you whether you want to be the Corporal or the Warrior ... always choose the Maverick. Ladies and gentlemen, viewers of all ages, we are HERE! It has finally happened ... the 53 MINUTE sensation that is the Season 6 finale of Parks and Recreation! Join official Li'l Sebastian fan club members Mark and Allen as they tackle the DOUBLE-SIZED, PRODUCER'S CUT finale for Season 6, "Moving Up". (NOTE: Many thanks to all our fans for staying with us on this long journey! It's hard to believe we've been doing this for more than 4 years now. We've enjoyed the last 6 seasons, and look forward to covering the 7th and final season with all of you on board.)

Perfect your conference presentation, get your staff ready to serve customers, prepare for an awesome musical concert, and remember ... when someone asks you whether you want to be the Corporal or the Warrior ... always choose the Maverick. Ladies and gentlemen, viewers of all ages, we are HERE! It has finally happened ... the 53 MINUTE sensation that is the Season 6 finale of Parks and Recreation! Join official Li'l Sebastian fan club members Mark and Allen as they tackle the DOUBLE-SIZED, PRODUCER'S CUT finale for Season 6, "Moving Up". (NOTE: Many thanks to all our fans for staying with us on this long journey! It's hard to believe we've been doing this for more than 4 years now. We've enjoyed the last 6 seasons, and look forward to covering the 7th and final season with all of you on board.)

Gather events for a charity auction, volunteer at an elementary school, and whatever you do, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Join professional secret keepers Mark and Allen as they tackle Episode 20 of Season 6, "1 in 8000". (NOTE: Mark and Allen would like to extend thanks to "Arrrrr Bucks Coffee'', the pirate-themed coffee business present inside of LFP Worldwide Headquarters. Your numerous cups of caffeinated goodness have often driven them to have a successful podcast, when otherwise they would have folded like a cheap tent.)

Now THIS was a fun interview! You can see his work in the Broadway show (and movie) "The Boys in the Band", movies such as "The Mummy", tv shows such as the soaps "One Life to Live" and "General Hospital", the Showtime series "Beggars and Choosers", series like "Desperate Housewives", "Black Monday", "The Other Two" and "Uncoupled", the animated show "The Great North", and of course Parks and Recreation as the likeable lunkhead (and Regional Distributor for Derwin Ham Loaves) Pistol Pete Disellio! Join us this week for a very special Pawnee Spotlight episode featuring the great Tuc Watkins! (NOTE: Constantine and Harvey ... all we know is, ONE of you is to blame for the audio trouble we had with this one. You will be dealt with accordingly. Thank you. That is all.) You can check out Tuc on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/tucwatkins/

Just in Time for your Thanksgiving, check out our Live from Pawnee exclusive Ron Swanson Thanksgiving message!