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We once again have changed our format, same loser down in his basement and same worthless content but this time we got scrambled porn from 1980s!! "Really?" Sure!! We also got really bad voice acting and sometimes we use AI text to voice actors to make you think we got real people here in our basement. "Neat!" Rambler Man going to ramble about nothing at all. For hours! Rated PG - 83 CAUSE WE DONT RECOMMEND ANYONE LISTEN TO US!! If you a sponsor (HI TEMU!!) pay is please!!!

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Check latest episodes from NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS: RAMBLING ON podcast

EPISODE I FORGET - I talk about sex, drugs and your mom's pecan pie.

2026/07/23

Been awhile since the bear got on the microphone! hi!!! lots of changes since we first talked and man an over an hour episode? Bring out the moonshine granny,!!! I talk about sex, with your granny while your mom watches! I know!! sick bastard!! Moving into a new place and battling a demonic clothe washer!! Jesus H. Christ!! welcome to Episode hell if I remember of No Country for Bears!!! woo whee! yes girls he has a small penis but a tongue that is ten miles long!!! Yay!! Come listen! M********e both men and women to the most seductive voice in a three feet area as long as nobody is home!!!

Season 2 Episode 2: Papa bears talks about depression and crossdressing

2026/04/25

Hey!! Another great episode for you to listen and have dirty thoughts to!!! Come on in, I got beer!

Season Two Episode One - Facebook sucks

2026/04/16

The Facebook killed the Papa Bear's account, he goes ranting and a raving and says no no words and such!!!!

Episode 16: Bear talks about the news - drag queens and such!

2026/04/03

You know you want to listen! Come on in, I got moonshine!!

Episode 15: Who are you people and what are you doing in my bathroom?

2026/03/05

Shitville recording volume? Check! Bad voice acting? Check! WELCOME TO NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS EPISODE 15!!!

Holiday Special 2025

2025/12/29

I talk about weird stuff!! Giggle

Episode 16 - Papa Bear Talks about Depression

2025/11/22

I'm depressed, f**k Christmas

No Country for Bears Episode 15 - We watch the Conjuring Last Rites - at a movie theater - high on edibles!!! I know!!!

2025/09/20

I want the audience to buy my merch, make me famous, not like Logan Paul famous, maybe Connie Chung famous!!!! This episode we watch Conjuring Last Rites and snuggle with our sister!!!! We a close family!!!

NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS EPISODE 14: DONT DO DRUGS KIDS, LET YOUR UNCLE DO EM FOR YA!!

2025/08/08

Hi!!!! I'm Papa Bear listen to my show damn it!!!

Episode 13: Confession of a Bisexual Crazy Person

2025/07/08

Hi!! I'm Crazy! Will you be my sex pot?

Episode 12: Who dat crazy bear?

2025/05/28

Who dat crazy bear? Listen as he talks about stuff. Good times!!!

Episode 11: Bear talks about poop

2025/05/17

When you tired and you feel like you cant go on, welcome to no country for bears!! I heart you!

Episode #10 - Happy Mother's Day

2025/05/11

Happy Mother's Day!!!! I get serious!!!

No Country for Bears: Episode #9 - Down and Dirty

2025/04/25

Bear gets down and dirty and feisty, you love the bear when he's feisty!! Come along we're expecting you, THE LOVE BOAT. Dear Spotify , no I did not use the theme to the Love Boat as that would be against your TOS, I created an ai song about the bear stomping!! Ladies love a man who can dance!!!

NO COUNTRY FOR BEARS SEASON ONE - EPISODE ONE - WE ARE BEARS!

2025/04/22

We here at Random Podcast decided to give in to our bear employees and give them their own podcast, come listen as Papa bear talks about stuff and plays some bluegrass and blues!!! Enjoy. If'n ya don't, Papa bear will come eat you!! Thank you and have a better tomorrow or something!! UPDATED 4/22/2025: ORIGINAL EPISODE ONE WAS DISCOVERED WITH ITS UNLICENSED MUSIC AND WAS STRUCK BY THE SPOTIFY SO REPLACED IT WITH A NEW FILE SO.......original podcast was unable to download and edit out the offending music so well, here ya go!!!! A very brief explanation as to what happened.