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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PNEFC 2-2 WFC
2026/02/15
Hear part two of the post match phone in after a strange yet wonderful game at Deepdale. We have a a couple of debut callers including Vazha from Tbilisi to give us loads of information about our 3 Georgians, including Chakvetadze's injury record, international details and why we may get our Giorgi back to normal once he recovers fully from injury - fingers crossed.
Thank you as always to everyone who listens and/or contributes.
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PNEFC 2-2 WFC
2026/02/14
A funny old game of two halves!! After an interesting week the Ed Still era at Watford looked like getting off to an inauspicious start as the first half saw poor defending giving the Lilywhites a very deserved lead. Nothing in that first half indicated what was to come in the second half. Fan favourite Baah and increased level of controlled aggression and desire from the Hornets give possibly the best half of football seen from a Watford team in some time and gets many of the callers enthusiastic for what might come from this combination of players and left field management appointment. Fingers crossed.
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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STUFF & NONSENSE - PART TWO
2026/02/14
We go through some of the pre manager appointment questions and tackle subjects such as Watford FC if it were a recurring film rather than the same season being repeated over and over again, alternative run out music and Carl explains what "Holiday Pirates" are!!!
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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STUFF & NONSENSE - PART ONE
2026/02/13
We get together for the first time in ages to chew over the issues of the day which include Ed Still, Hansa Rostock, Play Off amendment proposals and Eni Aluko. Tomorrow part two will have the Q&A.
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
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Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
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John Myers
Richard Pyne
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OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NORTH END
2026/02/11
We chat with Oli from the Butter Pie Podcast about all things Preston North End, Prediction Leagues and why Carls head resembles a potato!
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
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Richard Pyne
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POST MANAGER APPOINTMENT PHONE IN
2026/02/09
Is Ed still here? Yes for the time being. There are going to be a lot of jokes like - sorry! Pete gives some background to our leftfield appointment and looks at his success or otherwise as Head Coach at three Belgian teams and we hear from supporters their reaction to the new head coach - Ed Still joining the club,
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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WATFORD WOMEN 4-3 OXFORD UNITED
2026/02/08
A quite remarkable game where both teams went flat out from start to final whistle!! Chewbacca, Emma Thompson and Michael McIntyre feature in sillier moments on the terraces but the game as a spectacle was as compelling an advert for Womens National Football as you will find!
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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POST MATCH PHONE IN - SOUTHAMPTON 1-0 WATFORD
2026/02/07
A frustrating game where a substitution of a player at a defensive corner results in the newly arrived sub losing his man for the decisive goal, is frustrating enough but we rue a poor second half and a lack f fire power as we have not scored since Blackburn Rovers away!
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
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Richard Pyne
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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SOUTHAMPTON (AWAY)
2026/02/04
We chat with Football Martin from Southampton and cover off their ex managers that might become our new latest manager, we hear about their transfer window (be careful what you wish for Hornets fans!!) and Carl and Justin are trying out a new tactic in the prediction league by being even more grumpy whilst people appear to be passing away near AFC Postbox!!!
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD
2026/02/04
Here is the rest of the chat after the impressive 0-0 at the MKM stadium.
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
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Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - HULL CITY 0-0 WATFORD
2026/02/04
With "The three amigo's" in charge the fan react to a performance that was not only vastly improved but included some major roles for players previously banished to the hinterlands. Whilst a goal short of a perfect away performance there was enough here to impress most whilst trying not to get carried away - well maybe just a bit!
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART 2
2026/02/03
The rest of the reaction from fans and a deliberation as to if we are stronger than the start of January if the 4 signings have only made 9 first team appearances this season.
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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POST WINDOW PHONE IN - PART ONE
2026/02/03
Pete talks through the signings and then has some nice chats before John insists that Pete picks the team!!!
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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Radio Gibberish
2026/02/03
We darken the doors of some rather fine broadcasters with inane nonsense on the departure of yet another manager and this time one that many supporters had a soft spot for....
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
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Gracia Gone Again!
2026/02/01
Hear the initial fan reaction to the news that Javi has resigned. The deliberation goes between the repeated down turns in performances in January each season coinciding with the January transfer window which never seems to provide what the Head Coach is happy with and the misalignment between our head coaches short term goals and the longer term recruitment requirement to turn a profit on exciting players.
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Lee Anselmo,
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
Gary Wood,
Karl Campion,
Kevin Cremen,
The Big Le – Bofski,
Greg Theaker,
Malcolm Williams,
Peter Ryan,
John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!
Jack Foster,
Jason Rose,
Michael Abrahams,
Ian Bacon,
Ken Green,
Nick Nieuwland,
Colin Smith
Ant!!!!!
Westlie Wheeler
Stephen Atkinson
John Myers
Ryan D!
Dave Mullins,
James McNamara
Jim Cuthbert
Peter Birch
John Myers
Richard Pyne
Vydra Deeney!!!
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marvelpharmd 2024/09/20
Great coverage!
I really appreciate the effort that the host goes through for each episode! I truly love the post-match fan reaction episodes. Top notch! #COYH
jfarq 2022/01/03
Best Watford podcast
Best Watford podcast out there for 2021 ,
DNSYE nailed it with the guests they had on over the year .
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