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In this wonderful episode, Suzy welcomes Portland vocalist and funny woman April Brown and they drink a lot and tell a lot of inside jokes. We don't care anymore.

After last week's hour plus of tales of ribaldry, how could we not deprive you of more sordid tales? This week Candace is back, recovering from a bad shoulder and medicated enough to openly discuss the insanity that was our youth. This one is definitely not for the faint of heart. But it's funny as F**K so there's that. ENJOY! And fear not, Candace will be back for a part 3 real real soon!!!!!

On this glorious podcast, Suzy welcomes her dear friend of 20 + years, Candace - who now lives in Indiana with her husband and two kids!  They reminisce about past debauchery, many a dead show, many a house party gone wrong, bad acid trips and life in Palos Verdes. This one is definitely NSFW and part two will be even gnarlier. Seriously, we toned this one down. For the children.

This week, Suzy welcomes probably one of the most irreverent and funniest people she knows, Mister Graham Robert Jones. They discuss their random walk around a s****y part of Hollywood at 3am like 17 years ago after Suzy ate 400 cloves of garlic, ham wallets (listen to learn more), Missed Connections on Craigslist, mold, annoying comedians at the Comedy Store, how someone needs to sage Flappers, and of course, politics and more Woody. Tune in. Subscribe. ACCEPT THE PERPETUAL CRISIS.

This week, Suzy welcomes recurring guest Robyn Roth with mystical tales of vaginas, hormones, how Suzy thought this witchy Irish chick put a curse on her, Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, Woody Allen penis speculation (Suzy doesn't think he has one) and more vaginas. Happy International Women's Day/Week/Month/ETERNITY!!!!!

This week is a big old doozy. Suzy is drinking scotch at like 2pm because of her s****y day and it just goes downhill from there. We cover a lot, as always. Suzy's instagram fight with Hilaria and Alec Baldwin over their PR stunts and mystery infant. How she tried to order flowers to cheer herself up and got an arrangement of DEAD FLOWERS. You know,  stuff like that. We also talk about hormones, and the quarantine and the slow return to normalcy and get into a squinty eyed battle about Lindsay Graham. (Suzy thinks he's secretly a really fun gay man with a shoe collection). TUNE IN AND LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF.

It's an intense catch up with Lily Rains where we explore gender roles, kaiser rolls, kaiser permanente, mammograms, suzy's special stint on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and SO MUCH MORE. Tune in and love us for who we are.

This week Suzy has a heavy convo with our beloved guest Adam Lamb about car problems, Pam Dawber, The Night Stalker, Scotch, Botox, The Bachelor, Suzy's belated birthday, Valentine's Day and SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

This one is a treasure from the archives where Suzy and guest Scott Borden drink too much Scotch and talk too much about Bonnie Lee Blakely, Britney Spears, and Suzy's hatred of Don Lemon. AND SO MUCH MORE. Lots of slurring in this one folks. It's truly a treasure for the entire family! 

This week Suzy welcomes Voice Over artist and animal lover Kirsten Seeger to discuss important things, like Cat Feceman (if you don't already know, listen and learn), the sex life of a double amputee and all the hurdles our Kirsten has overcome, how Suzy thinks Tom Hanks is creepy and ruined the Inauguration, Jon Bon Jovi's new chompers and seriously, SO SO MUCH MORE. Tune in and rate this majesty!