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Are you tired of the news? Are you berated by booshwash? Are you downright done with this decade? If so, join co-anchors Joseph Bransworth and Benjamin Brown for a novel news experience like no other. It’s real news - in real Transatlantic style. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Transatlantic Times.

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Check latest episodes from The Transatlantic Times podcast

Can't We Just Vibe

2022/02/18

Joseph and Benjamin are tired of the news; a good vibe is in order. Also, Channing Tatum is a dog or something.

Personal Preference Pizza

2022/02/11

Jonathan the tortoise is simultaneously the oldest and horniest chelonian in existence; build-a-bitch is a way of the past, it's time to build your personal preference pizza.

What Big-Sperm Doesn't Want You To Know

2022/02/04

Big Sperm only cares about the bottom line, but this one man is in it for the people; Even the Taliban has to wait in line at the amusement park; The 2022 Winter Olympics promotes social distancing by encouraging safe-sex.

Dolphin Team 6

2022/01/28

Our nation's most dangerous stockpile of nuclear armaments is being guarded by an elite force of Dolphins, China schedules official foreplay preceding the 2022 Winter Olympics, Tucker Carlson wants M&Ms he can have a drink with.

M&Ms, Missiles, & Minimum Wage

2022/01/21

Mars Candy Company changes the social climate by changing their beloved characters; FedEx wants laser planes; the Royal Family wants to pay you minimum wage.

Fart Jars & Fish Cars

2022/01/14

A young entrepreneur uses her body for profit; fish are closer to street-legal than they've ever been; cows are manipulated - I mean, encouraged to make more milk.

The Very Best Of - Our First Interview: Pastor Greg Locke

2022/01/07

Sometimes, one must ask of our leaders: who gave that man a microphone?

The Very Best Of - Build A B*tch Workshop

2021/12/31

Illegal pistachio peddling ring is cracked wide open; This school gave 10th grade boys the opportunity to "Build a B*tch"; A relationship goes awry - are Dippin' Dots to blame?

A Very Transatlantic Christmas

2021/12/24

Santa's got a new ride.

Big Rocks and Camel Botox

2021/12/17

An American icon's flavor is almost extracted; camels are no better than the Kardashians; global supply chain issues peak in Canada.

Very Peri Haze

2021/12/10

A weed brownie outweighs a baby elephant; China wants its citizens nude and in the mood; the color of the year isn't purple.

Good Luck In Hell, Adele!

2021/12/03

MMA goes soft in the new PFC; USA seizes 4,000 Chinese Bongs; Adele has taken up a residency... in hell; Reparation payment from an accidentally amputated leg might cover your 2007 Toyota Camry.