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These Stories Are Not Real is back with this haunting semi-true story about what it was like to have job interviews, good grief.

But soft, what blight through yonder breaks? This is the story of one very flawed Romeo and his battle with love, the limelight, and the passage of time.

You are to division four mixed division inner city lunch time touch football what Federer is to tennis. You. Are. Beautiful.

About clouds or something. I‘m not really sure what it‘s about. Maybe you know?

These Stories Are Not Real returns in all its... ummm... glory (?) on the 27th of October. Okay there won‘t be much glory. But it will return!

Elevator Love speaks for itself. It was inspired by the Guy Sebastian song, yes. Thank you.

One man takes on his Google Home and himself and his own cosmic insignificance and Coldplay. It's a riot.

It's a very, very bright day, and only getting brighter. Uh-oh.

This was a weird one.

When the car bluetooth refuses to connect, and the CD's are bad, we must listen to the radio. This is what it sounds like. Swear to god.

I really have to dust my room more.

Danger, punks and brain magic clash at high altitude, leading to a waterslide catastrophe that only Billy Everest can fix.