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Have you given your T. rex the birds & the bees talk yet? Join us as we talk about dinosaurs' sex lives, sibling cannibalism, and why a dinosaur is like a donut! Content warning: sexual content, cannibalism, infanticide Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay.  

If you've ever wanted to vacation to a place on earth where nightmares exist, consider visiting the Abyssal Zone! Marvel at strange sharks that specialize in baked goods, fish that can be a bit flashy and clingy, and others that take their weirdness to new heights (relative to the ocean deep). All this and more can be observed just before the ocean floor! Trigger warnings: suicide, death, decomposing, sexual content Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay.   

New year, new episode! What kind of frogs would you be willing to kiss? Do you have an otter twin or are you more like kelp? Come play games with us to celebrate two of our favorite animals from 2021's episodes.  Trigger warnings: necrophilia, violence Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay.   

Otter-ly adorable or ferocious furballs? Join us as we discuss why otters make the worst babysitters, have the roughest sex lives, and are a (fisher) man's best friend! Content warning: sexual content, infanticide, violence  Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay.  

Have you thanked a frog for their kinky sex lives? Or considered peeing on one to see if you're pregnant? Well, you should! Join us as we talk about all the ways frogs improve our lives with their horny habits.  Content warning:  sexual content  Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay. 

They're real! And really hairy. And extinct. Join us as we delve into the real unicorns that once walked the Earth and answer the question on all of our minds - what kind of unicorn would I be? Content warning:  death mention  Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay. 

The majestic videos of rescuers saving and releasing marine animals aren't always as glamorous in real life. More often than not, things aren't as...lively. Join us as we celebrate Marine Mammal Rescue Day and detail the explosively grotesque side of these ventures. Content warning: foul language, death, sexual content, drug mention, explosions Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay.  

How do you design a cocktail for a bug that drinks tears, poop, and corpses? Join us as we figure out how to bartend for a butterfly and discuss the not-so-pretty habits of these beautiful insects. Content warning: sexual content, death mention, alcohol mention  Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay. 

Echidnas - the other egg-laying mammal!  Come for the echidna tea party, stay for the living Amazon drone dildo discussion. Content warning: sexual content, rape mention  Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay. 

Penguins seem so classy in their tiny tuxedos, don't they? Despite their appearances, they have thriving sex work businesses, poop party drugs, and even kidnap chicks! Join us as we delve into penguin debauchery. Content warning: kidnapping, murder, sexual content, drugs Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay.

Happy 2021 everyone! We're kicking off the year with a bonus episode before our next full episode this month. Did your Animal Crossing villagers ever seem...too innocent? Play along with us to learn what what secrets your villagers' real-life counterparts have been hiding.

Foxes appear to be elegant and adorable. However, you might not want to know what the fox says, invite them over for the holidays, or employ them as babysitters. Join us and find out what foxes are doing while nobody is watching. Content warning: sexual content, infanticide.