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If you needs just one more dose of Not Your Mother's Goose, you're in luck. Back in 2021, we released a secret "bonus" episode for new subscribers to the "Goose Droppings" email list. Now it's going out to the world. Have some hunny with Winnie-the-Pooh, select a wife for the Farmer in the Dell, and fire up Rapunzel's Jukebox with original version of Andrew Mitchell's Rip Van Winkle tune, "Snooze."

Not Your Mother's Goose wraps up with a mammoth finale, featuring everything from The Price Is Right to Three Blind Mice, and our most ambitious Rapunzel's Jukebox song ever, American Pie. Don't miss your last chance to: * Come on down with Bob Barker, as we take a snow day from school and watch The Price Is Right* Clean up the leftover nursery rhymes, like Three Blind Mice and Old King Cole* Head to the before-and-after movies to watch The Gingerbread Man-in-Black* Check out the news, where Oscar the Grouch goes green and moves into a recycling bin* Schedule a consult with Dr. Rick from Progressive, here to help fairy tale characters who are becoming their parents. Plus, Andrew Mitchell has officially outdone himself on Rapunzel's Jukebox, back with full fairy tale version of American Pie that you can't miss.

Our next-to-last episode features the return of Andrew Mitchell, back to play all of our hilarious songs from the past years, plus a brand new Herman's Hermits parody, as "Something Good" turns into a Pinocchio tune - "Something Wood." Songs:- Hey Mary's Lamb (Carrie Anne by the Hollies)- Walking to Grandma's (Walking in Memphis by Mark Cohn)- Wonderland (Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett)- Gals in High Places (Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks)- Ichabod Crane (Sweet Baby James by James Taylor)- Willy Wonka (Sugar, Sugar by The Archies)- Tom Petty Medley (Tree Fallin', I Don't Know How It Feels, The Dating, Rowin' Down a Stream)- Something Wood (Something Good by Herman's Hermits)

We'll fire up the Mystery Machine with Scooby Doo and chase some ghosts (and/or cranky middle-aged guys in rubber masks), swing on some vines with Tarzan, and give a 2-star rating for hospitality to the folks from "She'll Be Comin' Around the Mountain." Plus we'll check the news, which is sponsored by the Big Bad Wolf's new meal kit service, Hello Flesh, and fire up a new Tom Petty Medley on Rapunzel's Jukebox.

It's time to rid Gotham City of filth with Bruce Wayne, examine the curious songwriting choices of Rock-a-Bye Baby, and get your sheep white as snow with this week's sponsor, Woolbrite. Plus:- Try to help Humpty Dumpty by calling all the King's paramedics- Examine the classroom game 7-Up to learn why I was so bad at it (Answer: I got CHEATED!!)- In the news, Mario pays a record littering fine for dropping banana peels and other objects on highways- In depth analysis of what kind of shoe that Old Woman was living in, including debating if hightops could as two stories

A episode jam-packed with fun! We'll pop the spinach with Popeye, head to Jellystone Park with Yogi Bear, play Uno, cue up Rapunzel's Jukebox, AND announce the winner of the Tournament of Disney Dining!

The Tournament of Disney Dining rolls on to the Plate Eight, we'll do some housekeeping with the Cat in the Hat, loosen up our limbs with Pinnochi-yoga, and sing about Ichabod Crane on Rapunzel's Jukebox.

Just in time for Christmas, we'll hang out with the Grinch, revisit what not to do if you are an old lady who swallows a fly, and practice saying "You're Welcome" with Maui's new manners course. Plus the Tournament of Disney Dining kicks off with the announcement of the full field.

It's time to save the Princess with Mario, take a ride on the Magic School Bus, and turn to page 76 to see if we've solved Encyclopedia Brown's latest mystery. Plus, Rapunzel's Jukebox returns with Andrew Mitchell's biggest parody production yet, Gals in High Places.

We return to Sesame Street to live-tweet an episode (which turns out to be an important one), get ready for Thanksgiving at Alice's Restaurant in Wonderland, plus learn how to nominate your favorites for our Tournament of Disney Dining.

There's something for everyone here, as we'll remember how to get to Sesame Street, then see if Forgetful Jones can help us go Home on the Range, watch The Princess and the Pea-ter Pan, and finish up by playing Tecmo Bowl with Bo Jackson. The true NYMG variety pack!

We won't break in to try to give you a tote bag, but we'll cover all your PBS kids favorites - Mr. Rogers, Reading Rainbow, Square One, and Carmen Sandiego.