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I’m going to tell you the truth. This episode was written by Ben Rowe! CREDITS Written by Ben Rowe Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Lyssa Jay and Athan as The Ensemble NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Hallopween. [Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, and unreality. Listener discretion is advised.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're gonna catch a big one. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, drinking alcohol, and restraint/imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS Written by Just Jenah Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Shaun Pellington as Sax NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS Written by David Ault Derek Moreland as Rugby Man David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Shaun Pellington as Sax Taylor Michaels, Pine Gonzalez, and Tatiana Gefter as Audience NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stronger Together, Not Converged. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Derek Moreland as Rugby Man David Ault as Ty Betteridge JJ, Pine Gonzalez, Tatiana Gefter, and Ben Rowe as Audience NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stinky’s got a purpose for lop To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but Little do they know it’s all just a test To see which rabbits fit the compound the best But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops So Tex volunteers and he does all the work He says that he killed them, but really he won’t He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honor And Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problem It mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawg There really isn’t telling when this thing will go next off lop can be unpredictable too He starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the mood Tex ties him up, they can work this all out He just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouth It’s not fair What they did to those rabbits back there It’ll make more sense the second time around Al and Lop are on Christmas Island Felix sent them there in an act of defiance Yellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a Leg They get their apartments, they’re separated Band practice gets interrupted 38 disappears, begin the destruction Snowy’s gone too, it must be connected Al’s number one on the suspect list and Mikey’s at the Compound getting patched up Because nobody loves you when you’re a blob The treatment has him feeling finally alright But he needs to stay for supervision overnight Breaking the rules, Mikey wanders the halls He hears an overnighter and he answers the call He transports a calculator right through the door And right through the head of that overnighter CalcFace will be fine I think it’s only his eye But it will all get corrected soon It’ll make more sense the second time around Good cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawg Talk in the warehouse with Stinky and lop Stinky’s not budging, lop isn’t either Tex had to correct a mess for them just to be there lop grabs the keys and makes a break for the door But they have no idea what is in store when They’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shocked Turned into a cowboy by the convergence box They reach an agreement, what a wonderful day They issue a correction to take over Base Stinky’s a billionaire business bunny He sends Mikey to trade secrets for money The base is transforming into the Saddle Mikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handle He just has to kill Chris, there is a correction Britches is there with an explanation If it doesn’t make sense Just spot the difference It’ll make more sense the second time around Mikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabin He hears something outside, it’s an iteration He lies and says he thought that it was a bear Something for him to investigate later He and Reno trade secrets back at the Saddle Reno’s making connections on LopCentral Mikey goes back to investigate the bear And get saved and consolidated right there Stink wants to get Hunter alone But he can’t get Hunter to answer the phone In fact it seems that he might be under attack He begs Hunter Hartley to call him back The tables have turned, Stinky is hiding Eagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncing He changes his mind, he goes to the cook out And that’s how Stinky finally got took out Does this spell the end for the Bunny friendployee? Hornswaggle’s lops come back for Reno They take him back to a time only we know Cadduceus see that they’re being tailed Their plan is to kill the attacker but it failed Britches is here and Squint is connected They detour to account for the unexpected Cadduceus produces a disconnectivity device It ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye” Back on the island folks are dropping in XL’s in the apartments, organizing They have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrived The mood’s undercut, though, he probably died Movement is spotted out on the yacht Stinky wants to be king again, or so he thought Al gets attacked by Calculator Face And Reno’s here too now, to pick up the pace There’s more to this place Than it looks on its face Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol] Skinner was played by JustJenah Dialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenah Written and Sound Designed by JustJenah the song, It's Gonna be Awesome by Vos LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right? [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Ben Rowe as FELIX David Ault as Ty Betteridge Josh Kent as John Jamie Petronis as Matt Devin Steffens as Roger Cole Weavers as Cole Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Steve Anzalone as Eagle Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Kevin Berrey as Ryan LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Ben Rowe as FELIX David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S19E07: It was good to be king. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn… [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & Britches LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Athan as Troy LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley. [WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.] LopCentral.com LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CREDITS: Written by Lou Sutcliffe Sound Design by Gem Music by Naem With help from the Meat Worm Special Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and Fortune Starring: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S09E05: Using his astral projection ability, Stinky discovers that the Commune Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees Chance on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight Chance, with the Commune Mikes helping them. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.] CREDITS: Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardener Cody Heath as Britches LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.