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On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we bring Claire back to watch a little World Class! We've all watched The Iron Claw, now to watch the wrestling the movie was based on. It's 1983, WCCW is on the come up, nobody has died yet, and the hottest feud in Texas is The Von Erich brothers vs The Fabulous Freebirds. Also on this episode, a ton of debuts, a few ethnic stereotypes, poorly used camera work, a potentially queer icon, and a lot of history Austin apparently didn't need to research. Plus a whole conversation about Super Bowl halftime shows. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, David brings his brother on as we return to 2006! After Vince literally booked God in a match, Vince and Shane head to church to go try and find Shawn Michaels' new tag team partner. It's exactly as insane as you expect. Also on this episode, Raw being a total re-run, the explanation of the Live Sex Celebration, Umaga's first match, an Uno Reverse Card, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts, we return to Lucha Underground Season 2, where the Trios Tournament has begun, and every team is dysfunctional. Great. The Monster Matanza Cueto faces Fenix, and it honestly goes about as well as it does for his Lucha brother Pentagon. But Death is coming for Matanza.... Also on this episode, mid debuts, a Killshot origin story, Striker and Vampiro actually teaching us something, an overly long look at the history of the AAA Mega Championship, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we have our very first episode in MID-ATLANTIC CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING, Jim Crockett Promotions, the NWA! It's 1985, Starrcade is just around the corner, and Dusty Rhodes saves Ric Flair from a beatdown, only to get beaten down by the Andersons! Hmmm, Ric Flair and the Andersons, what a group. If there were four of them, I bet they could have a really cool group name. But will Dusty ever recover from this heinous injury? Also on this episode, Ric Flair being Ric Flair, the wonderful insanity of Boogie Woogie Jimmy Valiant, way too much history about the NWA, and so, so many squash matches. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we head back to 2012 TNA to continue the Claire Lynch arc. I mean, the secret is revealed, the Not-Affair was just AJ and Dixie helping Claire with her drug addiction, story should be about wrapping up, right? Right? Also on this episode, we get the ever confusing adventures of the BFG Series, a long rambling history of TNA Gut Check, more Bruce Pritchard and Al Snow we could ever wish for, X Division debuts, Austin Aries shirtless, and a tag title rematch. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we do a read through of the Rudolph movie. No, that's not a joke. We drafted wrestlers to do voice impressions of, we cast out the entire movie, we did a read through of the whole script. We even sang in character. Yes, we're insane. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we're heading to 2006 for the Raw after WrestleMania to begin our new arc! Last night at WrestleMania, Shawn Michaels defeated Vince McMahon, but Vince isn't taking that loss well. He's huffing weapons-grade copium, and he has only one conclusion for why he lost: divine intervention. Also on this episode, the debut of Umaga, new tag champs in the most unlikely places, a long, long, L O N G promo to start the show, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to the Temple for more Lucha Underground Season 2, where Dario Cueto is back in charge of the Temple! His monster brother is the Lucha Underground champion, what does that mean for the Temple? Well, it certainly means that Pentagon Jr is in trouble. On this episode, we talk about Pentagon threatening another authority figure, Marty Martinez being a prep, PTSD playing out in real time, the wildest stretcher job ever, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1990 one last time to watch WrestleMania VI! THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE HAS ARRIVED, Ultimate Warrior vs Hulk Hogan for both titles! Plus, Jake Roberts vs Ted DiBiase for the Million Dollar Championship, a cop battles a fake African (yikes), a mixed gender tag match for royalty, backstage skits with Steve Allen, and more! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we head to 2012 for the first episode in our Claire Lynch arc. Dixie Carter and AJ Styles are TOTALLY NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR, even though everyone thinks they are and all the evidence points to that and Dixie and AJ keep talking around the issue as if they are. But it's so, so much sillier than that. Also on this episode, it's Open Fight Night, where all the BFG Series people fight each other, Bully Ray being the worst, Brooke Hogan tries to be an authority figure, a Gut Check match, bad hotel wifi, and getting noise complaints! Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, it's Halloween season, so why not watch a whole PPV dedicated to it. Specifically, why not watch a Halloween PPV featuring the greatest WCW Cruiserweight match of all time? It's Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero for the WCW Cruiserweight championship, and I guess there's a rest of the PPV here too. Featuring Hogan and Piper in a cage (yikes), a Las Vegas death match with no blood (less yikes, actually), Mongo McMichael going through a divorce on air, referee Larry Zybzyko, and so. much. nWo. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1998 to finish our time with the Brawl For All tournament. Bradshaw vs Bart Gunn! It's honestly everything we could have hoped for. Plus, it's the go-home show to Summerslam. Cahoots! Fire magic! Sexual harassment! Hell in a Cell! We've got it all this week! Won't you join us?