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Ah, Season 4. Episode 1 : Hello, Kaylee Doyle. By the way, Spotify fucked us over. F**k you Spotify, assholes. They bought the service I use and STRIPPED THE PODCAST BANKING TOOLS FROM THE APP! *Wet cat noises*

#CormyCafe🎤 “The Hailey Interview” (S3E13) 😇 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's back (to bring gone…), Babies!) I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition, , entitled: “Hailey: The Escape”, in which I interviewed a hideous monster… (ps: this story is "Tyzmon: The Last BladeHunter" adjacent, in that Hailey mentions things from the novel… and the novel's narrator. This is on account of the fact that my novel turns ten on Halloween.) Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 😇Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “Aribelle's Curse” (S3E12) 😇 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's back, Babies!) I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition, , entitled: “Aribelle's Curse”, in which a literal angel causes a couple an awkward eh thing… enjoy! Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 😇Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “ Osprey” (S3E11) 🦹 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (How many weeks has it been? Is she ever coming back?! Oh maaan. I'm starting to panic.) I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty VI: The finale! “Letty's Epic Journey to the Apocalypse”, entitled: “Osprey”, in which Letty Stoutslinger confronts the Super-villain, Sinnah Osprey… enjoy! Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 🦹Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 ““Apocalypse Now!”” (S3E10) 🌎💥☄️🔥 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's busy, it'll be OK. Stay calm, maybe we should panic?) I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty V, entitled: “Apocalypse Now!”, in which Letty Stoutslinger endures the apocalypse and everyone dies… enjoy! Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 🌎💥☄️🔥Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “Meet the Fam…” (S3E9) 👩‍👩‍👧 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's busy, it'll be OK. Stay calm) I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty IV, entitled: “Meet the Fam…”, in which Letty Stoutslinger hands over narration of her longest week to Maybelline Beatrice Hounslow… a retail employee… enjoy! Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 👩‍👩‍👧Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “In the unlikely event of a Best-Buy landing… ” (S3E8) 🔥 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: (She's busy, it'll be OK. Stay calm) I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty III, entitled: “In the Unlikely Event of a Best-Buy Landing…”, in which Letty Stoutslinger continues narration of her longest week, enjoy! Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 🔥Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “What the Foo Is Wrong with You?”… (S3E7) 👹✌️ New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: "Men and Monsters", an excerpt from her work in progress graphic novel. This story is an anime, space fantasy reimaginging of Beauty and the Beast. I am CommonCormorant — pretty much everywhere — read a short composition continuing from last week, Of Letty II, entitled: “Call This Part "Pets?"”, in which Letty Stoutslinger takes over narration from Gambler Bob, enjoy! Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 👹✌️Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “Harlem Shuffling feat. Leah Cass”… (S3E6) 😈 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: Leah Cass (@elleunchained on social media, in particular, Instagram) :: She sent several poems which I really love so I'm going to put all of them in this week's episode. Leah is the author of Ink and Embers: Five Stages of Grief in Verse (4 books), this is a link to Poetry and Prozac: Poems about Depression… I suggest you buy all four, tho. 😉😘 I (CommonCormorant, pretty much everywhere) read a short story called “This is called… The Dark Room”  which is part I of a multi-part composition I'm throwing together for you ungrateful pricks. Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 👿Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “Alyce and Rob have extra content.”… (S3E5-2) 👹 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: "Men and Monsters", an excerpt from her work in progress graphic novel. This story is an anime, space fantasy reimaginging of Beauty and the Beast.She also sings with her friend, Laura. Leah Cass (@elleunchained on social media, in particular, Instagram) :: She sent several poems which I really love so I'm going to put all of them in next week's episode. Leah is the author of Ink and Embers: Five Stages of Grief in Verse (4 books), this is a link to Truth Bombs for F******s: Poems about Anger… I suggest you buy all four, tho. 😉😘 I (CommonCormorant, pretty much everywhere) read a short composition about the ongoing war we're having… with those puny humans. Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 👹Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

“” #CormyCafe🎤 “Mestalf Art”… (S3E5-2) 🎸 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: She is one of the hosts of this show. She will also sing with her friend Laura here and I'm part 2 of this episode… Fortunately, for me, cuz I f'd this puppy up and forgot all about Justin Bieber's biggest fanboi… Dylan frequently known as DentedPrinter, had no special instructions… you can find him and probably other maple syrup aficionados on Instagram as @dentedprinter. Leah Cass (@elleunchained on social media, in particular, Instagram) :: She sent several poems which I really love so I'm going to put all of them in next week's episode. Leah is the author of Ink and Embers: Five Stages of Grief in Verse (4 books), this is a link to Love Letters: Poems About Denial… I suggest you buy all four, tho. 😉😘 Tim performs “Catharsis” which is music. And it's awesome. You need to hear this. A note from Tim, “If you would, please add the note in html to follow me on Instagram via @timgrif.”  Will do, Tim. Will do. I met Tanya Contois on the new suicidal media platform, Threads, she has been a good sport, taking to me when I'm bored. She shares art and… writes poems! I have a request from Tanya, “Sure, if you would link my IG account I would appreciate it.” 😏 That's all? Ok, here ya go, a link to Tanya Contois on Instagram. I (CommonCormorant, pretty much everywhere) 😳 I'm the original host and now plant waterer for the Cormorant Café. Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 🪘Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

Adam! Please don't sue me! I love you! 🔥 🔥 🎶 🔥 This is fine. Counting Crows :: Mr Jones :: Written by Adam Duritz :: I removed the vocal track and tried to sing the song. I have the lyrics. So this garbage fire is all me. Adam! Please don't sue me! I love you!

#CormyCafe🎤 “*SNAP!*” (S3E4) 🍞 New Jersey Web Festival? Heidi Bechard :: “Playing Devil's Advocate” can be found on Instagram she's a poet and an editor and a self-confessed dork. If you need editing, she has a business website, Midnight Editing. (Lia's note about her section.) A reading of a poem of mine called "My Maia". It was read by my friend Cyrene. Thank you for the opportunity, Sincerely Lia Kim Lia is @xuxi.liakim on Instagram. Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: Calls around for a replacement venue. And — with her friends, Laura — sings a Cat Stevens song, Father and Son I (CommonCormorant, pretty much everywhere) I was messing about with an AI app on my phone which made a picture that I thought was interesting, so I wrote a brief scene. Then I asked ChatGPT to write a "noir / chase scene" and I read the vacuous results… Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 🍞Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

#CormyCafe🎤 “Timing Is Everything”… (S3E3) 🐍 New Jersey Web Festival? Annotated Alyce (@annotatedalyce on Instagram) :: Reads a couple of her own things. We play phone tag. I leave her to be eaten by a snake or poisoned by Jill — hey, it isn't my fault people don't read emails. In the end she touched the machine and I'm not even sure what happens if someone does that. I (CommonCormorant, pretty much everywhere) read a little from Willy Shakes as voicemail. Find a fine novel and a short collection of prose on my Amazon author's page:  r wesley edwards Find a collection of audio clips, in particular, “Crackling Fireplace” at Sound Bible:  SoundBible.com/Crackling Fireplace (or, search for goats noises)… Thank you for listening… The mic is open… ☕Don't forget to tip your barista.☕ a:link, a:visited {  background-color: indianred; color: white;  padding: 12px 18px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; } a:hover, a:active { background-color: red; } Rob's Coffee ☕ money 💵 🐍Subscribe to our Newsletter!Parishioners! Get your hymnals! The 🗝 to Everything Amazon link. Do you think this podcast qualifies as a fiction podcast? #NoReason — Should I enter myself in this festival (I may need the money, too) — see the New Jersey Web Festival… Discord? —> discord.gg/fugczxwW #SaveTheCormorant 😢 💔 💔

The Lizardman Chronicles (tlc) (BONUS) This is a BONUS episode. I'll read the "Enigmatic" story "The Lizardman Chronicles". It is in several parts spanning 5 recordings. The origin is unknown, although, there should be some hints in the text… and we'll probably not be sued. Whether we'll survive the wrath of the reptilian overlords, is yet to be determined. Please enjoy my reading. THIS IS A BONUS EPISODE