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The CoVid-19 epidemic has made for a pretty awful 18 months, but in a twist nobody saw coming, it might mean we finally get to solve one of the largest conspiracies of all time. For real. The clock is ticking on this episode as we discover the virus has cornered the U.S government into finally coming clean on everything they know about UFO's. One way or another, this Summer is going to be wild. **Support the TTFG S****y Laptop Fund for more regular conspiracy crap @buymeacoffee.com/fipepego**

Is Bigfoot real? Probably not...but that doesn't mean you can't make half a million dollars pretending he is! Come learn how as we douse ourselves in deer piss and stake out the elusive cryptid on his home turf. Meet the men who've scammed cold hard currency out of true believers, marvel at how a washed up Superman has fallen on hard times and just maybe find out that the real Bigfoot was inside our hearts all along. And support the official TTFG S****y Laptop fund at (buymeacoffee.com/fipepego) so I can finally stop hand writing these f@*king things!!!!!

What do Freddie Kruger, the C.I.A and literal tonnes of heroin all have in common? Get the coffee on as we take a look at a mysterious unexplained outbreak of sleep related deaths that killed over a hundred people in the 80's...

On this episode I attempt to watch a terrible movie and stumble across a conspiracy of my own. Join me down the rabbit hole on a biblical tale of fame, power and destruction as we try and learn if there's anything that can stop one man on a mission from God from consuming all of Hollywood...and maybe the world.

Strap on your red suspenders and rack up another line as we dive head first into the murky world of Wall Street. Where did it come from? How does it work? And what did it have to do with 9/11? From Black Monday to the Gamestop Fiasco, learn how you at home can make millions playing the greatest casino on Earth. (Disclaimer: You will not make millions and will end up living on the side of the road.)

As my neighbours celebrate Co-Vid19's birthday by burning down testing centres, on this episode we take a look at the last time the world screwed up a pandemic then created a league that tried to bomb common sense. We also learn a little about where we all came from and how, with a little effort, we can get rid of humanity once and for all. 

What do an invisible battleship, a murderous elephant and two feuding inventors have in common? They're all part of Donald Trump's time travelling mission to prevent a nuclear apocalypse of course! Reality and insanity become blurred on our strangest episode yet, the scariest part....is it true? (It's not...but it is weird)

In this batshit conclusion , one President has a crisis of faith whilst another loses his head entirely. And in a shocking twist we might be the real space bastards after all...

All hail the Omnipotent Highness Krill! On this episode we welcome our benevolent alien overlords, murder a high ranking politician and demand to speak to the manager when our guests start getting a little too comfortable...

Merry Christmas! Inspired by the Grinch, this episode we take a look at how a fat, hairy creature used a mob of angry virgins to ruin everything for everyone four years in a row. Also, thirsty Diet Coke Nazis looking for love in all the wrong places.