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Today’s caller bought all the halloween party decorations and now that they have arrived, the vibe has changed.  - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This month’s DL has had a full body renovation — facelift, boobs, 360 tummy tuck, arm lift AND thigh lift. We’re getting into all the feels, the recovery, the $$$ and the juicy details of going under the knife. Mentions: The Fifth Trimester: Facelift at 33 & BIG News⁠: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fifth-trimester/id1863599847?i=1000786908052 ⁠Beyond The Bump With Zoe Foster Blake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvo4eOfwF2w

Gem’s got a new favourite word and leaning in all the associated vibes. And  an update on Iggy’s trophy. Kids saving their worst behaviour for their sibling, it’s a scientific fact, but why… no seriously, WHY!? Gem’s diving back into the solo dance competition world with some behaviour she witnessed from a mother, yep you heard that right.  Notspons: G: Make Up By Mario Blush Stick (raspberry) R: East of Eden on Netflix Mentions: The Dance Mums Lament - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller chanced upon her husband’s phone with a text message that read “Your Wife Is Going To Kill You”.  - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raffa has a pretty convincing argument on her latest desire, Gem says absolutely.... the f**k not. Next, we unpack why Revz belongs in the 14th century and Gem is Y2K, and somehow it all makes sense. Then, Revz brings us the big chat on the co-parent performance: the dance one divorced parent does when the other refuses to play ball. And finally, we’re declaring it a LOW MAINTENANCE SUMMER. No tans, no nails, no hair. We’ve got enough jobs already, thanks. Mentions: Revz's Red Light Mask: https://on.ltk.com/+RmurFe-2a4BMlSH6aPX-9A

First up, life admin! Worm your kids every term cos that’s another thing we simply don’t have time for. Then, Gem has a parenting moment so shameful she’s taking Raffa down with her. Brace yourselves. And finally, we all know Yai is the gold standard of Mums, Grandmothers and Mother-in-Laws, so let’s unpack our own MIL goals despite having absolutely no experience in the matter. Just vibes, delusion and a dream. Happy Tuesday, DLs x Notspons: G: Waterproof dressing  R: The Middle on Netflix - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller tried a friendship experiment and wasn’t happy with the results.  - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the podcast that brought you What Menu Item Are You? comes the next instalment nobody asked for but everyone needs: What Weather Are You? And while we’re here… What Sport Are You? Play along at home DLs. Plus, Revz is no longer a single, single Mum, which leads us into a bigger chat, do we expect more from our single friends? Notspons: G: Bus Traffic Fever R: Embryolisse Eclat Du Regard Eye Stick - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode discusses alleged domestic violence. If you need help, please call 1800RESPECT Imagine being on death row, only for your execution not to work. That’s exactly what happened to Tennessee woman Christa Pike last week, and we’re certain it’s already being turned into a Netflix true crime documentary. Trigger warning on this one, DLs, as it deals with domestic violence. Former Bachelor star Sam Wood has been charged over an alleged domestic violence incident in Noosa over the weekend. We’re beyond over the problem this country has with violence against women, so where to from here? Then, a silly little palate cleanser. Influencer and Gen Z icon Alix Earle has just claimed she’s never read a book, but fear not! We’ve noticed a micro-trend seeking out tactile media again, and we’re so here for it. Our INs and OUTs include the new quiet luxury symbol, the death of baggy jeans, ugly sunnies and the ultimate beach accessory.  - Oakley Eye Jacket sunglasses Arc'teryx  Business and Pleasure Co. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller is feeling guilty for not volunteering at school. HARD relate.  - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem and Revz are pulling the curtain all the way back. We're talking through the entire 2026 live show, Know Thyself, segment by segment. What was planned, what changed, the bits that nearly broke us, the bits that absolutely broke us, and all the little sausagey details. Reliving all the magic for the last time. You’re welcome. - WATCH THE SHOW and BOX SET: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/2026streaming

Our 2026 live show, Know Thyself, has officially come to an end. So obviously, we had to do an AMA. We’re spilling some tour tea, talking costumes, getting emotional about the final show and answering the question everyone wants to know… what happens next? Come for the answers. Stay for the oversharing. - LIVE STREAM and BOX SET (extended to Midnight AEST Sunday 4th October) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller has mixed feelings about blending her family.  - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Something unexpected was seen on this DL's baby monitor. Brace yourself. - Become a Subscriber: https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Submit your OTDL: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/bestie-hotline-1 LIVE SHOW MERCH and BOX SET: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com

Know Thyself is officially over, the showgirl shoes are off and Gem and Revz are left wondering what the hell they’re going to do with themselves now. In the meantime, stream all four shows on the website before they’re gone forever! Then, the school mum contact naming system “Gemma (Raffa & Iggy’s Mum)” it’s an official thing, right? And Gem wants to freeze her kids at 6 and 8 forever, is this the perfect age? DLs, A little glimmer of hope from the early parenting trenches, because there really is a light at the end of that motherf*cking tunnel. Notspon: G: Tool to dig up Make Up and Skincare Dregs R: Gyoza Girl - LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.