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Unlike her husband, this week’s caller thinks phones are completely private. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re shedding the Year of the Snake and galloping into the Year of the Horse. What does this mean for you, DLs? Confidence and winning energy only. It’s February, and we’re already peaking. Next, Gem wants to be a chic dissh bitch. So naturally, Revz is enabling like it’s her full-time job. Do we chop the hair, or does she stay in her gutter goblin era? We obviously cannot make adult decisions without contradicting ourselves and ultimately outsourcing responsibility, so there will be a poll. - Submit your OTDL Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify OR Apple Podcasts

Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally secured the most awkward parenting moment of 2026. Warning: full body cringe. And since everyone else is doing it, we’re jumping on the bandwagon with absolutely unchecked confidence: our predictions for 2026. We're talking food, fashion, skincare, homes, hobbies, parenting styles, restaurants, sport/exercise. Take notes, DLs, because we’re calling it now… and will probably be wrong. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Either way, press play. #NotsponRevz: Facepaint Markers from Amazon (aff link)Gem: Retro Umbrella Co - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller wants to talk about if, and when, kids’ sleepovers should happen - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This month’s OTDL slips into an open marriage that happily makes room for a boyfriend and all the sexy, indulgent perks that come with it. No secrets, no shame… just juicy, titillating temptation. - Submit your OTDL Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify OR Apple Podcasts

The final ep in our four-part Summer series. We dive into what happens when inexperience meets confidence: ignoring expert advice, learning everything the hard way, and choosing style over function (every. single. time). We’re talking renovation regrets, brutal hindsight, and hard-earned lessons. It’s a cautionary tale wrapped in mild embarrassment. If you’re mid-reno, planning one, or still emotionally recovering from one, learn from us DLs… or don’t. You do you. Mentions:Tiles by KateABI Interiors Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook Group See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Madeleine Reeves joins us as we tumble headfirst into the confusion of names, seriously, don’t even get us started on Kirstin. Then we put our kids on the ultimate truth-telling test by asking them to impersonate us, and let’s just say, the results are eye-opening. Next, Raffa finally gets the Birds & Bees chat. Did Gem handle it like a pro, or are we looking at a full re-do? And, finally we get real about friendship and why diversifying your friend groups actually matters. Equal parts laughs, awkward moments, and surprisingly useful life lessons.   #Notspons:Colourwow Style On Steroids Texture + Finishing Spray (aff link) Shin Defenders (aff link) Jettproof Socks - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's caller has noticed a change in her husbands behaviour, but wonders, how long will it last?  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our most loosey-goosey, unhinged episode yet. This LOLacoaster will make you question your morals, diet, hairstyle, sex life and ethics… all with a healthy dose of trauma. Producer Kate is dropping the most ridiculous Would You Rathers you’ve ever heard, and somehow, Gem and Revz try to make sense of it all. Or not. Either way, buckle up, and get ready to cry-laugh. - Submit your OTDL Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify OR Apple Podcasts

Part 3 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are still high and the "hot take" pressure is officially cancelled. This week we’re talking about bucking the trends, backing yourself, and injecting some personality into your home. From working with the bones, quirks and era of your place to resisting the urge to copy-paste whatever’s trending online, we’re diving into how to make a home feel like yours. Less algorithm, more instinct. Mentions: @properwaypaintingau Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook Group See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and BB have raced into the pod studio for a very important BREAKING NEWS EPISODE, deep-diving into Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham’s scathing six-page Instagram statement about his parents, David and Victoria Beckham, after years of rumoured tension.  And you better believe, the bombshells are bombshelling. From accusations of brand control and press manipulation, to explosive wedding drama (including that first dance), wedding dress cancellations, alleged legal pressure to sign away his name, and claims Nicola Peltz has been consistently disrespected, Brookie has truly unleashed on his famous fam. We also ask the big questions - was this PR-approved or pure emotional release? Is there any way back from this? And as boy mums… how are we feeling?  Plus, we’ve figured out the only way Vicky can come back from this, and it involves doing something she absolutely hates. Buckle up, DLs! It’s a SPICY special ep. - Follow us:@the_fifth_trimester We're moving to our own feed! Follow and rate us here:The Fifth Trimester (Spotify)The Fifth Trimester (Apple podcasts) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, we cover the essentials in life admin: a reminder to worm your kids and the joys of a surprise plumber call-out. Next, we dive into Debt Manor (because adulting is relentless) and the nightmare of being stuck in a gym membership contract. And then, we get real about parenting icks, thinking back to the early years, what’s the one thing you absolutely never want to do again? Like, you survived it, you respect it… but your ovaries are politely declining a repeat performance.   #Not spon:R: K18 Air WashG: @leahsmark_illustration - Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s caller has just come back from a holiday with her young kids… and it didn’t go as planned. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 2 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are high but the budget is… unavoidable. Whether you’re knee-deep in a DIY glow-up, planning a full rebuild, or just here to witness dust, delusion and financial denial, we're happy you're here. We’re diving into the least fun part of any project: the budget. Bring a calculator. Lower your expectations. Mentions: Nicole from Backhouse Landscapes Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple- Sign Up To Bestie BulletinJoin our Facebook Group See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s finally on holiday and living her best smug life, yes DLs, it’s possible that one day you can enjoy a break with kids. Then, Good Mum Energy incoming... it's back to school 101 with Gem and Revz chatting through how to nail the school lunch box. Next we unpack a big question, Can you parent other peoples kids? And is this the answer to all of our parenting problems? Happy School Holidays DLs- hope you’re surviving! #Notspon: G: Zero Waste People water bottles for KidsR: Mingle Seasoning Dinner Hero - Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.