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It is our delight to welcome you to the fifth season of this podcast with a trio of episodes informally titled “the Official Ad Creeps Salute to the Pleasures of the Flesh!” In this initial offering, Al and Dee trace the links between a balanced breakfast and a biblical ambiguity. Plus: anonymous pamphlets, grain-based copyright theft and an absolutely enormous amount of self-abuse. CW: Explicit discussion of masturbation Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0N290zPrbA Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qf3HVGbg9E Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/501-grapenuts

Fritz Lang, eat your heart out. This episode Al takes Dee into the formerly carceral heart of Burnaby, BC to explore some unusual studies with familiar roots. Plus, a piece of local queer history, and the question we’ve all been asking: where’s my bucket of grain?? Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-vwaWLLSIQ Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QPPRhXGeJU Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/420-metrotown

What’s your horse name? In this episode, Al baits Dee with horses and pulls the ol’ switcheroo to talk about the history of the pension and how it’s all fucked up now. Plus, a lot of really silly stuff about horses. Like, a lot. Sorry about that. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQOchrK7NA Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O46ealsqlDs Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/419-cbhorse

Today we’re asking the most crucial question of our time: what were YOU listening to in 2001? Don’t worry, no one’s coming out of this thing un-embarrassed. Al and Dee break down some primary document-based playlist proclivities and explore the rise of clean tween pop. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtdL2k4-DC8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oInqvBgU0xg Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wDjWOnHcY Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/418-kidzbop Al’s Grade 8 Bangers Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5LnBwAoi8o0bg6wWzcjibS?si=960febfb8f9f4964

Two podcasters record an episode in a room with a strange presence… How do you explain that? Dee’s back with a journalistic novel for Al all about historical flim-flam, creative archaeology and the literary equivalent of your instagram feed. Plus, a very British local ad from 1974. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUOIeIeGaI Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnkdg9RkG_c Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/417-timelifemystery

Chemists, listen at your own peril. We’re going from high fashion soirees to poudre boire in this tale as Al gives Dee’s brain a real workout. Tune in for butter trends, junk science, and maybe the most important zine of all time. QC: There is a small amount of background traffic noise from our record location, sorry ‘bout it! Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I_SnwJk9YU Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QduTLFILORY Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/416-bordenklim

If you’ve got major beef then try another episode because this week Al and Dee are marinating in the paragon of commodities that is pork. Come hear about Checkoff’s Fund, new Texas cuisine, and why America’s army of perfectly identical pigs are completely taint-free. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aCZPWs3Aw4 Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFZbICHSsc8 Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/415-leaningpork

It’s time for Al’s guy! Do you enjoy the work of Henrik Ibsen, FDA deep lore, and fun radiation experiments to do in your home laboratory? No? Well then sorry about this one, gang. Al and Dee are diving into how the FDA tackled one strange contraption. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4JxQAESCkI Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFFxSwlyZVs Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/414-FDAquack

Are you ready for one of Dee’s guys?? Because they’re back in the driver’s seat with all the tea on the founder of this New Orleans-based chicken chain. You just have to decide if you want it hot, or cold. Plus, we crowdfund to get Al a slide whistle. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r5iv8LzZYQ Local Ad: https://www.instagram.com/p/C33ES-7I8Ad Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/413-popeyes

Your Summer Boys are finally back with a brand new bracket that sees mascots from across the pond competing to see who’s the best! Or, maybe just the least worst… Al and Dee dive into the details and leave no stone unturned as they decide which Premier League Football mascot will join the Philly Phantatic in the Ad Creeps Mascot Hall of Phame. Mascot Pics: https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/37578835/premier-league-mascots-ranked-manchester-united-fred-red-arsenal-gunnersaurus-rex Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcXJPTM_vas Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/412-summerboys24

It’s pride month, and you know what that means… Al endeavours to engage Dee with a tale that starts with the French Revolution and ends up in your bloodstream. Plus, a surprise guest host, a review of our favourite allies, and a local ad all the way from Italia. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3s3oiNkmjw Local Ad: https://www.instagram.com/p/C33ES-7I8Ad Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/411-dupontbeauty

Put on your best and sluttiest outfit because we’re hitting the town! Al drags Dee from spot to spot to sample a veritable platter of theme restaurants, starting in 19th century Paris. Plus, a divisive local ad from beautiful Dubuque, Iowa. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n57kxJxTe14 Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbnDGgV5pDQ Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/410-bugaboo

Whether you’re an effete Prussian monarch or under a strict rationing mandate, you’ve got to agree: potatoes are really something. And now, Al endeavours to explain to Dee just what that something is. And! The origins of everyone’s favourite tuber toy, and what it portends for the future. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VOzm17B29M Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3XPDh7Irs Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/409-potatokids

It’s pizza night, baby! Dee is back in the driver’s seat for this episode and he initiates Al into deep-state pies and deep-dish data. Plus we chat about our youth sporting histories, rank our favorite pizza chains and get pill-pilled with a Bismarck, North Dakota PSA. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTkT8lJDH9s Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LECSVlc6O1g Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/408-domino

Your two big beefy boys are back with this week’s episode, in which Al opines the loss of local op-ed gripes, and Dee gets tossed into the deep end of the Garf-ocean. Plus, we take a trip to beautiful Fredericton, NB. See you in the funny pages, xoxo. Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzMIc68omsg Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po0GWIoeFMY Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/407-garfieldtalks