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Jovita wants to bake some goodies but her mother will not leave her alone in her one butt kitchen.

Jovita was not happy about being shoved under the bathroom door back in the day. But that was the lease of her concerns! Bathrooms were so nasty!

Jovita's mother finally has some extra money so she can go out to eat! But, how casual can you go out to eat?

Jovita is forced to go to relatives on Sundays but she does not want to go. Why? Because they turn evil once her mother leaves the room!

Jovita can't handle the heat and smell of the school bus!

Jovita can't handle ole' Blue Balls anymore and the whole class knows how she feels!

Jovita realized that the paperweight on Viktor's desk was not a paperweight. Should she say something? Oh, the Embarrassment. With witnesses!

Jovita, feeling desperate and dateless, meets an interesting man at the opera who is hiding a secret, of the shadows of the dark kind.

In the 1980's everyone wanted to get high but Jovita said no.... Several decades latter, she realized maybe she should of taken them up on their offer!

Jovita compares the difference in love letter writing between Jane Austin and Florida Man in the 1980's

Jovita stress out while wound up Wanda butchers her hair!

Jovita talks about her adventures @ 15 working at a family Restaurant. It was gross!