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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos o dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo That’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS Field of Greens FieldofGreens.com/CHAOS. That’s promo code CHAOS at Field of Greens dot com. Rocket Money That’s RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Chaos Logs 00:00 - The boys are tired 02:00 - Who the hell is Riain? 05:00 - Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend!!! 07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show 09:20 - Od Shane Gillis clips resurfacing 15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir 16:00 - Museums 17:30 - Chris goes to the Balloon Museum 19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney 22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris 32:03 - King Charles has cancer 33:30 - Tampa Tony looks GREAT 35:53 - Tucker Carlson and Putin 39:21 - Roach Apartment 1:02:30 - Mean Comments UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. 00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo 03:49 - Chrissy Politics 09:50 - Fake Empathy 11:09 - Old Drunk Mike 13:50 - New Gay Chris 23:19 - Where is Producer John? 28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail 40:30 - Crappy Parents 44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us 53:55 - Parent of the Week 1:01 - Mean Comments UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy NBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about his career, who is the goat between Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and Lebron James, what it's like juggling family life and the grind of an NBA schedule, trash talking, and they listen to one of your phone calls! Support Our Sponsors!!! Field of Greens Visit FieldofGreens.Com and use promo code CHAOS Nutrafol That’s Nutrafol.com slash men, promo code CHAOS. HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. 00:00 - Richard Jefferson, PAC 10 Hall of Famer and NEW JERSEY Net 01:45 - What Are The Meadowlands? 3:45 - Being a pro athlete in the social media era 7:45 - How Playoff money works 10:15 - Staying in the NBA 12:45 - Missing your kids on the road 13:55 - Vito’s baby teeth 15:00 - Rushing home to see your kids 17:10 - RJ’s feet 18:45 - Wh is the GOAT? 24:17 - Winning a championship in Cleveland 26:15 - The Knicks are a Piece away from a championship contender 30:00 - NBA Players don’t care what you think 32:15 - Group chat are dangerous 38:55 - RJ’s tattoo 50:05 - Keith Van Horn 45:00 - Voicemail 51:15 - John’s Baby Update 53:15 - Trash talk in the NBA 58:15 - Getting screamed at by Lebron James UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy On an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week! 00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates 01:45 - Staying in shape 06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan 11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english 20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late 28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments 48:09 - The Italian Woman calls 52:10 - You ever have a dream kid 53:30 - Parent of the Week 57:50 - Voicemail Support Our Sponsors Genucel Go to genucel.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos for extra savings! KiWiCo Go to kiwico.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos to get get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line Morgan and Morgan Go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or Dial #LAW (or #529) Rocket Money Go to RocketMoney.Com/Chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn! Support Our Sponsors BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. JoyMode Go to UseJoyMode.com/Chaos and get 20% off with code at checkout. 00:00 - Dates 01:46 -Wearing Timbs, Is The Achilles Gay? 08:16 - Feeling Bad About Yourself 12:30 - Aunt Mickey 15:00 - Sitting and Talking To your kids 19:00 - Miscarriages 24:13  - Guy gets 5 women pregnant at same time 30:00 - There’s always People in Worse Situations 34:30 - Alec Baldwin’s Summer House 36:55 - It’s All Hyperbole Folks 38:10 - Mortgage Rates, Renting vs Buying 47:18 - Parent of the Week 56:20 - Vito’s Baby Teeth 59:00 - The Jewish Tunnels in Brooklyn 1:01:00 - Kevin Spacey thinks House of Cards is real 1:04:00 - The ebbs and flows of life 1:06:00 - Sean Strickland vs reporter UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise More Chris D Comedy Website:  https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors! Nutrafol Nutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS. Ship Station Use promo code CHAOS today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 30-day trial. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Go to genucel.com/CHAOS and enter CHAOS at checkout for extra savings! 0:00 - Gut Health 9:00 - The Gang Tries To Guess 30 Plants 19:50 - Homeless Woman Shit on the Train 24:00 - Self Sabatoge 35:00 - Dealing with Loneliness 44:00 - Reddit Prison Planet 47:00 - Are we living in a simulation 52:30 - Miami Police Video 53:00 - Fart Story UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Back in studio for the new year, Chris and Mike share some stories about their holiday break, take a hotline call to go over parenting advice and talk about what went down on Epstein's island. Support Our Sponsors! Magic Mind This January, Magic Mind helps you get ready to achieve your 2024 New Year's goals with full focus. If you sign up for 3 months, you get an extra month free, AND with my code: CHAOS It’s an extra 20% off, which gets you to a 75% off. This only lasts until the end of January, so hurry up before it goes away. https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code ChrissyFree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree with code chrissyfree.” Rocket Money RocketMoney.Com/Chaos HOTLINE Call 347 - 343 - 3321 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE Early Ad-Free Episodes AND Weekly 30 minute after-shows released every Monday! 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Happy New Years! Chris and Mike decided they wanted to be Irish today, in the beginning of the episode, with no plan or structure and ... you guessed it. Chaos ensues. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Claus and Christmas Cannon are here in their best Mrs. Claus outfits to celebrate with you, joined by a gallon of milk, a bottle of coquito and some fond memories of Christmas past. Support Our Sponsors Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Nutrafol Take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Jimmy Carr isn't just a guest on Chaos, he took over as the host for today and gave Mike and Chris some important lessons in being men, Charisma vs Charm, fatherhood, and just big time comedy dude chit chat. Support Our Sponsors Better Help This Show is Sponsored by Better Help Visit BetterHelp.Com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/Chaos dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo Get 20% off your Advent calendar at kiwico.com/advent with promo code CHAOS. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy One of the most successful comedians on the planet, Sebastian Maniscalco comes on the podcast to talk with Chris, the other loud italian comic everyone has come to love. Sebastian gives Mike Cannon and Chris insight on what it's like to juggle the lifestyle of a gigantic tour life, acting in major hollywood movies and still being present in the lives of his children. Chris and Sebastian also bond over the process of having a failed sitcom and Sebastian talks about his brand new show with sitcom legend Chuck Lorre, Bookie. Oh, before I forget Chris also forces the guy to judge photos of his feet ... wtf. Support Our Sponsors Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Harry's Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at Harrys.com/CHAOS. UnCommon Goods To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/CHAOS. BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE when you go to BlewChew.Com and use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices