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You might remember Chad Huber from some previous episodes, but if this is your first time hearing him on our show, get ready!! Chad has a Tiktok account where he interacts with internet scammers, goes along with their scams (obviously without sending money or real personal info), and f***s with them. Then, he makes videos of the interactions with a hilarious, sarcastic commentary while also explaining background info and giving insightful info on what to look for to know you’re being scammed. The best part is the comments - there’s always someone who doesn’t understand what’s going on, and thinks Chad is just catfishing people for fun or really being scammed himself. Part 1 will go into one of Chad’s more drawn out scenarios, featuring the one and only, Urhole. Yes, her name is Urhole. And yes, we make “your hole” jokes the entire time. We also discuss a time recently where Chanelle was targeted as a victim of a scam, but then it wasn’t a scam, but then actually it was a scam. We get Chad’s opinion on this and talk about how far scammers will go to get their money, even if it means creating a death hoax! Check out Chad’s content on Tiktok @chadhuber --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This week's episode took us on a whirlwind, and we're taking you with us! A listener wrote in and told us about a guy she dated who had a supposed "big" secret, and dragged her along on his stupid mission to gaslight and confuse the shit out of her. First, though, come with us as we panic and think the man in the story is somehow involved with Chanelle's boyfriend. After that crisis is averted, join us as Britt shares the rest of the story this listener sent in, and as Chanelle and Lauren scream and want to strangle someone. This story will piss you off, drive you crazy, or might even make you reminisce on your own similar experience, but it just proves that even the littlest red flags and gut feelings should not be ignored. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This episode contains what you've been waiting for: the latest and final update on No Plan Stan!! Did he show up for the date? How did their date go? Did he start immediately being f*****g creepy? These will all be answered, as well as more than you probably really needed to hear. After that, we get into a different topic. Have you ever posted something on social media specifically for someone else to see? We talk about our experiences with this and take a little trip down memory lane - Facebook memory lane. Why does Facebook thrive on showing millennials the dumb statuses we posted in 2007? The world may never know, but to be honest, its sickening. We also reminisce on the time Britt posted a pic to make someone jealous and that same pic has actually been used by some of our listeners to piss off a guy! We're out here doing the Lord's work. Enjoy! Lauren also mentioned her 10k in this episode. If you’d like to donate, please check out this link: https://www.coloradogives.org/LaurenForAMF if you can’t donate, please share! It’s for an awesome cause! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

It wasn't realized until editing, but this week's episode really lives up to the name of the podcast, Nevermind, He Texted Me! This week, we're updating you on No Plan Stan, a man we've affectionately named after it became obvious he cannot and will not make a plan in advance, and only wants to hang out last minute. Well, Lauren is continuing to answer him, just to see what he says and show you all what not to deal with, and we're sharing those texts with you. WIll they actually meet? You gotta listen to find out! You might be able to see the person you're currently talking to in these texts. This is your sign to tell them to shit or get off the pot. You also may have been following this story on our Tiktok, but if you haven't, head over there (@nvmhetextedme) at some point and check out the recent/pinned videos! Warning: you might die inside a little bit. In accordance with the updates, we're also updating on Uber Pool man, the guy Lauren met 4 years ago for 30 seconds who randomly booked a flight to come see her. Guess what! He came to see her and you'll be surprised to find out how it went. Lastly, we get into something we started to talk about last week: the man with "toxic" in his bio. Yes. His bio literally stated that he's toxic, so obviously Lauren swiped right. But of course, in true toxic fashion, this man lived right up to that word. Get ready to lose your mind as you hear about this one! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This episode goes from 0-100 real quick in that Lauren starts talking about the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee show on Hulu, and it turns into Britt live reacting to their sex tape. You mean there was another sex tape before Kim and Ray J?? That's right!! It's interesting, to say the least. If you haven't seen it, here's a great way to really feel like you were right there. Anyway, we also discuss a listener submission about a textbook situation about someone with a lot of red flags and a lot of excuses. Just so you guys know, it shouldn't be difficult right off the bat when you meet someone. If it is, the REDDEST OF THE FLAGS!! This is a story that will have you reminiscing about dealing with red flags while simultaneously wanting to punt this guy to the moon --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This week we’re talking less shit about Lauren’s Hinge matches and more about you guys and your well-being by answering a couple questions from you https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

We decided to release part 2 of monday's episode early so you don't have to wait two weeks! If you haven’t listened to part 1, go back to the previous episode before listening to this one. And reminder: it’s still the Valentine’s Day episode, in case you hear that mentioned. We finished the discussion about lack of effort when making plans, including one person who wrote in and basically said that people should like the “spontaneity.” …guess what? Being lazy isn’t spontaneous, and we fully explain the difference. Then, we get into a few other scenarios where people showed us that they wanted to and did, or didn't want to and didn't. We head back into Lauren’s Hinge messages and tells us about a man who told her she’d never find a husband, but wait until you hear his reasoning for that. Also, how soon is too soon to ask someone to be a plus one to a wedding? Britt’s bf even chimes in for this one, and there seems to be one main consensus. Finally, if you listened to part 1, you might have heard Lauren say she cleared her matches and was seeing how long it took to get to 50. So how long does it take a 20-something to get 50 matches on a dating app? Listen to find out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

Happy (anti?)Valentine's Day! In honor, this episode is all about some important advice that applies across all types of relationships: if they wanted to, they would. Read it, and read it again!! To start off today, we're telling you guys all about how Lauren's life has become a real life rom-com in just a few weeks. This episode title says it all: we're talking about effort. We get into valentine's day and how it's not hard to do a little something for someone. If they didn't, they didn't want to, and you should take those actions (or lack thereof) for what they're worth. Next, we talk about a specific situation Lauren just had with a hinge match that we know many others have experienced: a person who says they want to see you, but doesn't make effort to make plans to see you. We posted a Tiktok about this and got tons of comments and opinions, so we're getting into those and sharing some of your responses, including why this happens! This is part 1 of a 2 part episode, so next week will have the rest plus some more stories and experiences that further prove that if they wanted to, they would! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This week, we start off with some more insight on what's going on on dating apps these days. People are very open about two things: hard drug use and polyamory. For the drugs - why would someone who openly does hard drugs match with someone who has it in their profile that they never do that? Our discussion about polyamory is short, being that we don't know much about it ourselves, but we think whatever people want to do in their own lives is fine. We want to have a guest on who can give us more insight on this lifestyle, so stay tuned for that in the future! Somehow, between all that, we get into reminiscing about how much we hate skiing, and a trip to Atlantic City for Chanelle's 21st birthday in 2013 (see @nvmhetextedme on instagram for the photos that were mentioned in this discussion). Lastly, we get into a listener question about cheating. Can a relationship be salvaged after one or both parties cheat? We get into all the reasons and situations where it can be fixed vs where it can't, as well as the number one thing that is needed in order to heal. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

Welcome to the first episode of 2022! Let's start off by explaining the title.... basically, Lauren is newly single & she's back on her shit, therefore she's heavily considering selling those items for money (in the most non sexual way possible, of course). This all came up because we found out we had been used by a listener for their own embarrassment fetish and sexual gratification. Nice! We'll explain, just listen and crack up with us. Anyway, this week, we go through Lauren's first week back on dating apps and she tells us what's new since the last time she was on it. We also get into profile bios and get wild with a little segment we like to call "Profile Poetry." Have you ever seen a dating app bio that just made you roll your eyes? We took those and made them into poems for your enjoyment. Again, don't ask questions, just listen. We then get into a listener question about texting: is texting chemistry a thing? Should you base your outlook on how the rest of the relationship will go based on the first few weeks of texts? What are some red flags to look for when texting with a new person? We also got a guy's perspective on this, so you don't wanna miss it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

A listener wrote in and told us about a weird date experience she had and asked us to share ours. The conclusion we have come to is that Chanelle has been on enough weird dates to cover herself, Lauren, and Britt, for literally the rest of our lives. Listen as she dives into each one in this episode and get ready to meet Bank Account Hacked Man, Broken Car Guy, and Dr. Split the Bill! We also talk about what happened to one girl when a guy accidentally sent her a text he meant to send to his friend, and used some not-so-nice language (spoiler alert: he referred to her as a "c word" and never recovered). Send us your stories and questions on IG @nvmhetextedme --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This week, we're telling a true story sent in by one of our listeners about her experience in a relationship that was full of gaslighting, manipulation, a secret pregnancy, and of course some internet sleuthing to catch a cheater. You don't wanna miss this one! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support