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William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to all things opulent, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life. Get in touch with William and Jonathan at [email protected] or join the Luxury Private Members' Club at https://www.patreon.com/cw/luxurypodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Scented Bin Bags and the Discharge Boys

2026/04/23

Jonathan and William have been down the local pub having some fruitful conversations! We finally get to take a whiff of Jonathan's scented bin bags whilst also discussing BBQs, pizza crusts, and the discharge boys. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cleaning The Kitchen

2026/04/22

After the resounding success of our episode on Cleaning the Bathroom, Jonathan and William return to share their tips on Cleaning the Kitchen - in suitably luxurious style. The boys reveal their secrets to maintaining a sparkling kitchen, while answering listener correspondence on topics including lingering smells, filthy habits, and cleaning playlists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings

2026/04/16

William has been up to no good stealing trollies and bottles of gin - whatever will he do next? The boys also chat about doggy periods, sex room's and karaoke hogs. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sleep

2026/04/15

Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne - what could be better? Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem

2026/04/09

Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bins

2026/04/08

Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft! Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Laws and Doggy Period Pants

2026/04/02

On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Public Transport

2026/04/01

William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind

2026/03/26

On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener. You can watch William's slideshow over on Patreon. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buffets

2026/03/25

William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neck Cracking and A Luxury Birth

2026/03/19

Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering massages, neck cracking, accidental wind, and the most luxury way to be born (obviously it's to the sweet tones of William and Jonathan's voices). Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hotels

2026/03/18

This week, William and Jonathan are chatting about Hotels! They'll be covering booking mishaps, unsavoury guest behaviour, and ladies of the night! If you want to suggest an upcoming episode or chat to the boys on a group chat, join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Piers Vernon-Smith and Sebastian Hanson

2026/03/12

Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering personalised registration plates, luxury middle names, and Barb's baps. Plus, we almost have to call an ambulence due to Jonathan's chapping! Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Games

2026/03/11

Welcome back to another episode of the Luxury Podcast! For those of you in our Luxury Member's Club, you'd have recently watched Jonathan and William show their competitve sides in our Games special. Well today, it's time for more games! The boys will be chatting about escape rooms, cheaters, and forced fun! Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laminated Recipes and Diva Dogs

2026/03/05

In this luxury bonus episode, William opens up about his possibly life-threatening boiler woes, whilst Jonathan encourages William to smell his todger. The pair also dive into listener correspondence, tackling everything from managing diva dogs and navigating hanky-panky to the proper way to address nurses. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4.9 out of 5

193 reviews

★★★★★

Me AKA Hollie 2026/03/18

Fun, and Never Common

This is one of my favorite podcasts. Every week, they produce two episodes up to and beyond British standards tha exceed my American expectations.

★★★★★

Connor!!!. 2025/12/29

It just makes me happy! Also very executive.

This wondrous and luxurious podcast bringeth me great joy and delight, forsooth, with the hosts and their merry tales and guides to etiquette.

★★★★☆

ArchertheWolf 2026/02/14

Hyacinth Rocks

Really enjoyed listening to your analysis and cast interviews. I’ve probably watched every episode at least 10 times. If there is one critique… the ...

★★★★★

Aughtee 2025/12/22

Really good

This podcast is excellent!

★★★★★

StephSwan22 2025/10/03

Luxury listening with witty comedy

Love, love, love this podcast. As a newer listener who just recently discovered this podcast, I was addicted by the first episode. An etiquette podcas...

★★★★★

Rach924 2025/06/08

I’ve found my place

As soon as William played “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” for the music head to head I knew I’d found my place in this world

★★★★★

MouseBrat2006 2025/06/04

A year later, still laughing

These two are entirely too funny and the picture of what a Keeping Up Appearances fan usually is. I love that it’s evolved, even if I want to fight wi...

★★★★★

Mikey Likes Podcasts 2025/05/29

5 stars plus plus

Great show. They will Crack you up

★★★★★

kaitdubs 2025/05/25

Practically Perfect in Every Way

I think the title says enough - but if you really need more I’m happy to go on! I’ve loved Keeping up Appearances since I was a child, but living in ...

★★★★★

cmdm 2025/04/27

I love Jonathan…

sorry, William…this is the review.

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