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Steven Seagal gets sole writing credit and tracks down a serial killer in Kill Switch! It may be the most unpleasant movie James and Dylan have had to watch. But can a shocking twist ending reverse everything they thought they knew? Maybe there’s a game at the end. We don’t know! We recorded this a long time ago, and if you think we’re listening to these episodes to help write the descriptions you clearly haven’t heard our show before.

Wow! After a long, dark slumber the Most Popular Show on the Talk Film Society Network in History has returned! James and Dylan find themselves struggling with the very fabric of the show when they’re forced to watch The Onion Movie. The boys have no choice but to take solace in a familiar face and Wex Poetic.

James and Dylan make some very timely new years resolutions and get Pistol Whipped. A priest gives Jeff Ross a run for his money. Steven Seagal really tries this week, but does it pay off? Will having a character named Steve be too confusing for the boys to handle? It’s another great episode of your favorite podcast! This one’s for all the marbles!

The Boys are Back with the final stretch of Steven Seagal nightmares! James and Dylan celebrate revisiting Urban Justice, the first Seagal movie they ever watched together, with their beefiest episode yet. Home-Improvement-super-fan Nolan Hill returns, Keegan is introduced, and overworked/underpaid intern Nick Thorpe is finally allowed on mic. It’s a long and sloppy one this week, but we know the fans wouldn’t have it any other way. Woof woof bark bark!

Your step-dad’s least favorite podcast returns from an unintentional hiatus with everything you’ve come to love: Technical issues and conversations about sex criminals! If only Flight of Fury was just boring and completely plagiarized. Instead, Steven Seagal’s scum-of-the-earth darkness leeches its way onto the screen. Mandatory pre-show reading: This Washington Post article that tells Ciera Payton’s story about her nude scene. Apologies that this episode has been cut to ribbons!

Daddy’s home! This week the boys are joined by the head honcho himself, Marcelo J Pico (@MarceloJPico) to discuss a headache-inducing Direct to DVD Seagal flick that may or may not involve aliens. James and Dylan ask the hard questions, like: “Why do you keep letting us get away with it?”. Conversely, Marcelo asks them the even harder question: “What is Steven Seagal’s worst crime?” Plus, the IMDB Trivia bit has to be half-heartedly justified again!

James and Dylan welcome actual-podcaster and host of Monsters Never Die Matt Curione (@TheRealMattC) to discuss a real world monster: Steven Seagal. This week, Academy Award nominee Imelda Staunton gives some bizarre credibility to an otherwise standard throat-ripper from Seagal, but makes us wonder: Were these two ever in the same room? Also, someone brings the hammer down with arguably the harshest sentence yet, and IMDB Trivia is ripped from our good boys’ hands.

James and Dylan admit they’re struggling and start calling in back-up. This week, the non-Sopranos actor Will Janowitz comes in to lend a helping hand and guide our weary boys through the unintelligible nonsense of Mercenary for Justice. The French Ambassador gets kidnapped, Steven Seagal gives swirlies, and for some reason the hero and the bad guy just have the same first name? It’s the kind of move you need to see to believe, so luckily Steve ‘N Destroy is here to see it for you!

From the cinematographer of Nancy Drew, Hamlet 2, and Madea Goes to Jail comes: Black Dawn. That’s right, Jonathan Cold are back in town! James and Dylan ask the question: How is this a sequel to The Foreigner? Also, we meet Bald Thomas, Steven’s graphic design expert. Its another classic episode of Steve ‘N Destroy, and everyone is happy to be here!

This week, the boys get nasty when James does a burger routine of his own. Dylan steps in to keep the show afloat. Steven must break out of jail, get revenge, and still manage to save the Children’s Hospital from going out of business. Plus, a surprise appearance from Chloe Grace Moretz (in the movie, not on the podcast).

This week, the boys find themselves submerged in a full motel bathtub, holding a very slippery toaster oven. James hosts a high-stakes game of “What Steven is This?”, where the loser is forced to watch a randomly chosen Seagal movie from the past. Dylan shocks the world by pulling out a visit from Steven’s Forum Friends. And hey, if you don’t want to see a ragtag team of homophobes save the world, why are you watching a Steven Seagal movie? Don’t forget to send us hate-mail at [email protected]!

This week, James and Dylan fly into the sun and enjoy the sweet, painless release of death. We’re invincible. They can’t touch us anymore. Treat your ears to a hip new game “The Foreigner or Foreigner”, that we’re already receiving word sucks and everyone hates. Steven Seagal pulls out the worst one-liner we’ve seen in weeks. Don’t forget to write your congressperson and tell them #SaveStevenDestroy. And hey, while you’re at it, send us hate-mail at [email protected]!