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It happens to everyone - a lack of brilliance. Or you get your ass kicked. Or your boss calls you lame. Or you end up on the wrong website for, like, 20 hours. Sometimes it just sucks to suck!

Yes, we bought into the hype, but in our own special way! Birthday spankings, weird shopping trips, and educational pieces on caring for yourself and your lady bits.

From weird names to actual illness, let's explore some sick things. Serial killers, anyone?

Yes, it's spooky season! Listen to Donna and Ryan's true tales of all the scary stuff that happens to us ALL THE TIME. Ryan sees dead people...

Donna got some new podcasting toys! And, uh, well - an update on the Saga of the Broken Vagina. Plus, it would not be a new season from Donna and Ryan without a Star Wars rant. 

Donna and Ryan discuss the best, worst, and weirdest advice they ever got from the parents. Plus some other financial tricks you can't get away with today.

Check out our new sponsor! Today, Donna and Ryan Shannon dive into things that our *ahem* younger generations just don't understand anymore. I'm looking at you, Gen Z! 

After our trip to the Boston area, we realized that we are into a lot of stuff that white people like. 

Well, 2 and a half years and $75,000 later, our sunroom is finally done. ALMOST. Plus, Donna and Ryan discuss what could be the worst movie in the Mad Max franchise. And Donna learns a shocking fact about her dad.

Well, both Ryan and Donna had an interesting month - let's just say, in certain conditions, one should never trust a fart. Especially when preparing for a colonoscopy. Plus, Georgie Shannon, one of our cats, makes a guest appearance to defend why Felix sometimes needs a good ole ass-kicking.

Hey, I love my grandson, but little league baseball is like its own breed of torture. Speaking of torture, Donna and Ryan review the movies "Mad God" (2021) and "The Final Girls" (2015).

Welcome to Season 2! We played Cards Against Humanity with my 12-year-old grandson. What could possibly go wrong? PLUS check out our review of “The Empire Strips Back” burlesque show. Spoiler Alert: It was very cheeky.

We FINALLY got to go to Casa Bonita since it’s reopening! Plus, our new exercise equipment may be more versatile than advertised – if you are creative enough. BONUS: Vote for Donna’s next tattoo before Feb 29, 2024: https://forms.gle/A5rFvzutJQp9LMRs5

Well, we don't conform to the most requested Christmas gifts. And did someone say "romantic necrophilia?"

We just had our 17th anniversary. Check out our top 10 tips for a long-lasting marriage: Go to a different floor in your house to poop. Ryan’s saying: “You’re right dear, and I love you.” If you are sick, sleep in another room. Respect each other’s schedules. Do things together but have outside interests. Have a secret language. Waiting to watch your shows. Don’t plot to kill each other. Explore each other’s kinks. Honesty – yes, that makes you look fat. Bonus tip: Laugh at your own stuff even if the partner doesn’t.