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Truly, a great game is ending on a bit of a whimper. So much life has gotten in the way of recording this ep, and it would be great to be able to come back to talk about the BEST MAP EVER, but... dawg, it's Haven Island. This is a pretty weak map. Still, it's great to get the gang back together. Next month: Himmelstein, Austria, Hantu Port, Singapore, and Perm-14, Siberia, Russia, the Hitman 2 Sniper Assassin maps If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Our crew is headed into extra innings as we pass the regular campaign of Hitman 2 and head into its DLC levels! Don't expect to do any sightseeing here in the Big Apple, though- you're in a big bank and you aren't leaving. Well, you are, I suppose. Hopefully. Don't die here, we've still got a ways to go in our journey! Next month: Haven Island If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

When you say "island getaway," most people imagine... sand, swimsuits, tiki drinks, bright blue water, burning sun. Hold your horses on that, that's not for two more episodes. THIS island getaway is more... dark blue waters, angry waves, sheer cliffs, worn castle walls, and lots of evil rich people. There are almost not enough bullets here to solve this! Almost. Tai figured it out. Next month: New York City If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Tai is blissfully Twitter-free. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Y'know, for a peaceful American suburb, Whittleton Creek actually IS... kinda peaceful? Like I guess there is a serial killer living in plain sight. And a former Soviet spymaster, numerous members of the Illuminati, and a former member of the Secret Service. There are secret passages with smuggling tunnels, there's a walk-in vault with an access tunnel lined with trip mines. There's a house with a room smeared with blood unrelated to our visiting hitman. And of course there's a gardener trying to hunt gophers with C4. But overall? More quiet than most fictional suburbs. Next episode: The Isle of Sgàil If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

The biggest* map in the entire trilogy! Mumbai's attempts to just feel like A City strike a chord with us, but its focus on slums and poverty feels... questionable, to be polite about it. Still, it's got our favorite mission story in the game so far, so we're still pretty hot on it. Well, Matthew and I are. Tai is... unhappy. *technically not the biggest but don't worry about it Next episode: Whittleton Creek If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

The greenest level in the series greets us as we start out with a new cohost! Three targets await in the jungles of Columbia, and the second Hitman of this new trilogy remains excellent in its execution. Re-enter the World of Assassination with us. Next episode: Mumbai If you want to find our cast on Twitter Six is @sixdettmar, Tai is @BallinTeshuvah, and Matthew is @Infinite_Rewind. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

And now we venture into Hitman 2 proper with its first real level, Miami. While you may think of beaches and amusement parks when you think of Florida, our visit to the sun-bleached state has us attending an open-wheel race. Still, there's plenty of sun, vibrant colors, and mayhem to be had. Next episode: Columbia If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Welcome back, 47. I hope you've enjoyed your time off. It's time to hit men. 2. I'm sorry, I'm no Dianna, that was a bit rough. But I'm sure I'll get accustomed to the role soon enough. We're starting up Hitman 2 with its bite-sized tutorial mission, Nightcall, set in scenic Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. I hope you brought your swimsuit. Or something. Next episode: Miami If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Mission Complete theme from Hitman 2. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

It's time to close out Hitman 2016. This time, we're headed to a private hospital for a level that has perhaps been overhyped for Ryan, but we're still excited to talk about. The last hurrah before we head into Hitman 2. Next month: Hawke's Bay If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

Taking a trip to the family farm is the best choice we could have made. We're not sure WHERE in Colorado we are. In fact, apparently the two missions set in Colorado, while using the same map, canonically take place in two UNRELATED militia-controlled Colorado farms. Kinda makes you wonder what's up with the Centennial State, doesn't it? Let me tell you: some damn fine Hitman, that's what. Next month: Hokkaido If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

The drums alone are not enough, sadly. We all came into this level with fond memories of our time with it, but it turns out that when we really focused in on it, Bangkok wasn't ready for that level of scrutiny. There's too much empty space, too much repeated space, and nobody likes realizing they've been climbing the wrong tower this whole time. Next episode: Colorado. If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!

It's another sprawling map on this month's Bald Gun Guy Podcast... but this one actually has focus? It also has Yuri Lowenthal voicing a ton of POCs, though, which is =\ Between A Gilded Cage and A House Built on Sand, Morocco gives us plenty to talk about. Next month: Bangkok If you want to find our cast on Twitter, Ryan is @BluestRose430, Six is @sixdettmar, and Tai is @BallinTeshuvah. Our intro music is Acid Trumpet by Kevin MacLeod, and our outro music is the Exit Mission theme from Hitman. You can email any questions or comments to the show at [email protected]!