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We return to another Murder Mystery of BFYTW on the Clocktower. Sects & Violets Join us as we try to figure out who is the demon and their minion before all of the townsfolk are killed. Players from: On The Lanai, The Fink Show, Running the Hamster Wheel Promos Beer'd Al Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt, Native Pixie, Jules, John and Diane C.  Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us or https://www.teepublic.com/lic/3jDgCfwNkPw

We're joined this week by Proper Rumpus Owner, and Mashed Pod-tatoes podcast, Jabbo (T.J.)  This week it's a 3-way, yeah we know you've been waiting for one. Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Bull Moose Flubs Sick Grind, Gets Stuck in Skate Park Pool https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/10/07/bull-moose-gets-stuck-for-hours-in-montana-skate-park/ Story 2 - Florida Man Smuggling Birds in His Pants Caught When Customs Agents Noticed Preposterous Manhood Bulge https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/10/06/unexplained-bulge-reveals-10-live-birds-stuffed-down-cuban-flyers-pants-at-mia-feds-say/ Story 3 - New Health Treatment Salons Relieve Stress by Scratching You With Large Talons https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3366154/chinese-entrepreneur-launches-itch-scratching-services-earning-us15000-month Game 2 - Pop Culture Fight Club This has been a week of bad beginnings for me, so I want you guys to talk to me about your favorite endings. What is the best ending to a book, video game, TV show, or movie? What ending do you still think about years later? Whoever presents the best case wins this game and earns two episode points. Game 3 - The Dumpster Fire I'll give our players five categories and all they have to do is tell me something in that category they'd like to see removed from society forever. I'll pick which one I think actually needs to go and the first player to win three categories wins the game and earns three episode points. Categories: "Cozy" Apples and Cinnamon Angelina Jolie Having a non-stoner friend (I'm worried this might open a bucket of worms, but I'm also really curious) Wildcard https://www.patreon.com/ProperRumpus Promos Super Media Bros Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

We are joined by special Guests Julie and Cimothy Jimothy of Running the Hamster Wheel for this very very chil show. Topics include: WIN GPD, BFYTW on the Clocktower, Check out Running the Hamster Wheel here: https://open.spotify.com/show/2IvnxjBkMB9xbfYJxUkPBz?si=ea691bd1153b4183 Promos Suggested Articles Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

BFYTW is back on the ClockTower!!!! Promos On The Lanai Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt, Native Pixie, Jules, John and Diane C.  Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

It's our 7th year anniversary! So we celebrated like we do all of our milestones...by having a regular BFYTW game show. This week we are joined by Cimothy Jimothy as he stands in for Augie. SEVEN-YEAR-SPECIAL-ITCH Game 1 - Like Share Block (Stories from 2019) Like the normal LSB, but all of the news stories are from 2019. Story 1 - Fortune Teller Makes 2019 Predictions Using Asparagus https://www.vice.com/en/article/lady-who-uses-asparagus-to-predict-future-shares-her-premonitions-for-2019/ Story 2 - Florida Man Steals Over 70 Pool Floats, Take a Wild Guess Why https://www.fox7austin.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-more-than-70-floating-pool-toys-for-sex Story 3 - Tia Mowry Tries to Heal Her Twin With Breast Milk, Works? https://www.today.com/popculture/tamera-mowry-housley-drank-twin-sister-tia-s-breast-milk-t149266 Game 2 - Pop Culture Fight Club In honor of BFYTW's seven years of silliness and games, the question is - what is the best single moment of the last seven years of BFYTW? What one joke, news story, game or spontaneous event during recording of the past seven years has stuck in your mind as your favorite thing that has ever happened as a result of this show? You cannot choose a broad topic or theme (i.e., the friendships we made along the way) - this must be a single moment. Whichever of you convinces me that your favorite is the best wins the game and earns two episode points. Game 3 - Just Correlate Our favorite game of finding hidden connections is back! Our players will choose keyboard keys, CTRL, ALT, DEL, INSERT, HOME, and END - behind each one is a set of four clues, each has something in common. If they figure it out after one clue, 5 points, after two clues, 3 points, after three, 2 points, and if they need all four, 1 point. If the team/player doesn't figure it out, the other team/player gets a chance to steal with all four clues for one point. The player or team with the most points after all six keys have been chosen wins the game and gets three episode points. Promos NoDakNerd. Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

We're back in studio playing some classic BFYTW games! Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Human Skull Dropped Off at Michigan Goodwill Sent to FBI Instead of Being Marked 50% Off - https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/human-skull-donated-chelsea-michigan-goodwill-not-medical-specimen/ Story 2 - Thirsty Thieves Execute Two Massive Beer Heists in US and UK - https://abcnews.com/US/truck-carrying-roughly-40k-pounds-pabst-blue-ribbon/story?id=136035155 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd79yeerjqvo Story 3 - Man Kills Cousin Over Whose Enchiladas Are Spicier - https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-mexico-man-accused-fatally-shooting-cousin-argument-enchiladas-rcna595135 Game 2 - Pop Culture Fight Club In honor of our BFYTW on the Clocktower games, I want to ask - who is the best minion? Villains need minions to setup their grand plans, help hoodwink the heroes, and clean up the resulting mess. But who was the absolute best evil minion of all time? Minions from Despicable Me do not count - they're OP. Whichever of you convinces me that your favorite is the best wins the game and earns two episode points. Game 3 - Four Out of Five Dentists I've got five surveys, you'll take turns guessing the exact percentage and if you get within ten percent high or low, you'll get a point - the other player will guess whether the true percentage is higher or lower, and if they're correct they get a point. After five surveys, the player with the most points wins the game and gets three episode points. Promos From the Middle Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

On this week's BFYTW, Augie isn't feeling well, Aaron went missing again, and Stevie is just trying to stay high enough to keep it together. Welcome to our BFYTW Smoke Session / Chill Show. We're gonna use some wonderful product from Peace Love & Bud, along with some vapes from Weedstock while we update you all on what's been up. Topics include: MREs, Terra, BFYTW on the Clocktower, The Last episode of BFYTW, Grounded 2, and more. Promos Married with TV Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

This week we are joined in studio by special guests Diane and John, MidnightSmoke's Parents! The game is BFYeopardy, the contestants are Diane, John, and Augie, the Lifeline is Stevie. What could go wrong? Categories include: Classic Movies, 70's TV, Beatles, "Stevie", "Y", 80's TV, and more. Promos Crooked Table Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

Good evening, my fair cool cats and bosses Non-binary folk and sentient hot sauces Good and evil have won half of games four The playing field has been balanced once more Will Evil stalk and kill the folk of this town Or will Good kill the demon and gain more renown This tie will be broken by boatmen or pilots As we play our first game of Sects and Violets Promos Beer In Front Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

Traditional BFYTW games this week. Game 1 - Have I Got Good News For You Story 1 - Robot Smart Toilet Comes to You, Takes Your Poop Away - https://tech.yahoo.com/home/articles/china-self-driving-toilet-robot-143747311.html Story 2 - Gravity Did Not Fail for Seven Seconds August 12th, Should Not Be News, But Here We Are - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nasa-project-anchor-earth-gravity/ Story 3 - Marmots Start Releasing Photos on OnlyFans to Make Do - https://newsroom.ucla.edu/stories/onlymarms-rodents-are-baring-a-bit-of-fur-for-science Game 2 - Pop Culture Fight Club What is your favorite space story? Could be a video game, could be a single mission from it, could be a movie or a TV show (or a single episode from said show) - or even a book or a comic book. There have been loads of great space stories, but I want to know what was the absolute best. Which one of you convinces me that your favorite is the best wins the game, and you'll get two episode points. Game 3 - Four Out of Five Dentists I've got five surveys, you'll take turns guessing the exact percentage and if you get within ten percent high or low, you'll get a point - the other player will guess whether the true percentage is higher or lower, and if they're correct they get a point. After five surveys, the player with the most points wins the game and gets three episode points. Promos Beer'd Al Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

This week the boys need a little break. We end up having a fun long chill show.  Topics include: Getting outta Depression, BFYTW on the Clocktower, Grandia, Star Ocean, Timberborne, Cornerstone Vet, and more.  Also learn the origins of Cimothy Jimothy.  https://cornerstoneveterinaryclinic.com/ Promos Super Media Bros Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

We return to another Murder Mystery of BFYTW on the Clocktower. Join us as we try to figure out who is the demon and their minion before all of the townsfolk are killed. Good evening, my fair lads and legends Non-binary folk and absolute bellends Good has been valiant, but Evil's been strong And three games Augie's been Evil all along You can't trust your neighbors - are they friend or are they foe? Will Augie be Evil four games in a row? So execute the demon whether they're Erin or Steven If Good wins tonight, the playing field becomes even. Promos Suggested Articles Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

We're Back with some "Normal" Games! Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Japanese Invent Morbid Human Refrigerators to Deal With Heat Crisis - https://hypebeast.com/2026/7/trusco-do-hiemon-box-human-refrigerator-targets-heat Story 2 - Greek Drivers Still Use Destroyed Bridge to Save Twenty Minutes on Commute - https://www.larissanet.gr/2026/07/14/katestrammeni-gefyra-palaiopyrgou-larisas-alloi-pairnoun-to-risko-kai-pernoun-apo-pano-kai-alloi-kanoun-ton-gyro-fot-vinteo/ Story 3 - Perfectly Sane Scientists Develop Miniature Scuba Suits for Their Remote-Controlled Zombie Cockroaches - https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-026-74235-1 Game 2 - Dumpster Fire Categories: Lunch Live Sports (actually being in the arena/stadium to watch) Techno (or EDM) music The Nintendo Gamecube Wildcard Game 3 - Just Correlate Our favorite game of finding hidden connections is back! Our players will choose keyboard keys, CTRL, ALT, DEL, INSERT, HOME, and END - behind each one is a set of four clues, each has something in common. If they figure it out after one clue, 5 points, after two clues, 3 points, after three, 2 points, and if they need all four, 1 point. If the team/player doesn't figure it out, the other team/player gets a chance to steal with all four clues for one point. The player or team with the most points after all six keys have been chosen wins the game and gets three episode points. Promos Super Media Bros Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

We're back with another installment of BFYepardy! That's right! Today the three contestants are Augie CJ and Stevie. Who is gonna reign supreme? Follow CJ and his show Running The Hamster Wheel or Running Over Hamsters in a Wheel, I can't remember which one is correct. Categories include: Memes, Dumbass White Boys, Games, Brilliant Black Women, Cutscenes, Heroes, Drunken Master, and more. Promos Suggested Articles Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.

We are back in Studio to play a game all about being wrong. That's Right! We're back with the Return of the Wrong Show and special guest Sarah. Join us as we try to get all the wrong answers to win money for our sellected charities. Topics include: General trivia, Final Fantasy, Sexiest Man Alive, and so much more. Winning Charity Sameer Project. https://thesameerproject.org/ Promos On The Lanai Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us.