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"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM’S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D’LAURA-PALMER It's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this summer for the boys who seek the hawks of a tom. In this return from break, Jack regales us with tales of his sporting quests, and brings up some fun sports hypotheticals that could bring joy back to a joyless game. The show ends with a visit from a legend! Thanks to Dan's inability to quit spending money online, the MST Studio is visited by Joe D'Laura-Palmer, All-American College Quarterback. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZiflVfYfg (SPRINGWORKS - POCKET THEORY) https://soundcloud.com/audfo/s-o-u-l-s?si=fb50829cc29b44b78b8fc7b097717cb1 (AUDFO - SOULS) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZ When all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about something that everyone can relate to. And that's exactly what we do this week, as we discuss all things hygiene. Showering? Got it. Toothbrushing? Yep. Stinky underarms? Duh. Whether you'd like to know if Jack washes his legs, or are looking for a laugh at stories from high school gym showers, you've got it here. And if that was not enough, we're joined by Marty Razzamatazz: Pitchman Extraordinaire to the Stars! (00:53:38) On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://arvidthemusic.bandcamp.com/track/ghosty (ARVID - GHOSTY) (00:08:51) https://open.spotify.com/album/7LP0TbEU0tPt3gGC8aKAxw?highlight=spotify:track:747hftYm3ITFsxMwFOzjnY (THE LOOSE FITS - ODE TO INDECISION) (00:35:12) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

"WELL I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom Proceeds It's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging inside the cemetery gates Jack is on a mission, and this mission takes him to one of the oldest graveyards in all of Waxahachie, Texas. We hear all about his journey, and his still perhaps unfinished business. And don't you dare go anywhere, because the most popular visiting musician in all of Men Seeking Tomahawks history, the one and only Tom Proceeds, joins us for a tradition like no other. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://soundcloud.com/nano_pax/mar?ref=clipboardandp=iandc=1andsi=D792F2B27E054A54A383A530BFC6DDC4andutm_source=clipboardandutm_medium=textandutm_campaign=social_sharing (NANO PAX - MAR) https://soundcloud.com/lilac2001/everything-is-strange?ref=clipboardandp=iandc=1andsi=F15C5BD9955240DA9BA7C47DB1734EDCandutm_source=clipboardandutm_medium=textandutm_campaign=social_sharing (LILAC2001 - EVERYTHING IS STRANGE) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

"THAT VIAL CONTAINS THE MYSTICALLY HARVESTED ESSENCE OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST TITANS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH! JUST A SNIFF FROM THIS VIAL WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE A MAN’S STRENGTH, VIRILITY, AND INTELLIGENCE!" - ORIN POUGHKEEPSIE Have you missed us? We promise we were not performing a disappearing act... although Dan HAS been spending his free time around a bunch of magicians lately. Follow his journey as we discuss a young boy's obsession with magic (complete with hat and cape), and how it lead to a once-in-a-lifetime adventure to THE Magic Collectors' Expo. Don't forget to stick around till the end, as Dan interviews one of the more interesting characters he ran into at the expo. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://open.spotify.com/track/4wPMH1IvaMjlF2FOZVaPyK?si=zsayK-IcQCuzeAB8cTaOXQandnd=1#login (SONO) - BERLIN https://soundcloud.com/user-373614656/saikoo-no-tomodachifeat-yuuko (THE PULPY PRINCIPLE) - SAIKOO NO TOMODACHI FEAT YUUKO And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

Set list. https://soundcloud.com/sunnydaystudio/night-sky (SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKY) https://soundcloud.com/kryvoir/yuko (KRYVOIR - YUKO) https://soundcloud.com/solaariss/up-until-recently?ref=clipboardandp=aandc=1andsi=3b616541efbe4a2f9a31e610cf9f1f6candutm_campaign=social_sharingandutm_medium=textandutm_source=clipboard (SOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLY) https://soundcloud.com/d0mml/monsters-in-my-closet (DOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET ) https://soundcloud.com/torinkeogh/one-more-high (TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGH) https://soundcloud.com/bizaveli/ok-cool?ref=clipboardandp=iandc=1andsi=456D8D9B09174606ACC1C598ECCD6A86andutm_source=clipboardandutm_medium=textandutm_campaign=social_sharing (BIZAVELI - OK COOL) https://nogoodbabies.bandcamp.com/track/end-of-the-world (NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLD) https://open.spotify.com/track/2Hg7tmlbk5m384IrbfDCAG?si=9ac7e0c4b591411candnd=1 (JACK COLE - LOOKING BACK) https://straystx.bandcamp.com/track/parallax (STRAYS - PARALLAX) https://open.spotify.com/track/34RuUzWV7BDDHsn0d1vMDw (PINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GOD) https://soundcloud.com/philleann/the-old-gravel-road (PHILLEANN and DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROAD) https://open.spotify.com/track/3Br4AwTnK7a8ElWGboFE1T?si=15370cf23f1c47acandnd=1 (STEVEN LANE - GASOLINE) TOM PROCEEDS - ODE TO SPRING xoxo, Jack and Dan

On the program, a host of this very show just got back from a fairly big bit of travel. We'll reveal which of the lads it was, where it was they went, and what they unknowingly brought back. PLUS, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://open.spotify.com/track/6pxgTXCeNxaHce1QufweFS (RIVAL TAG (feat. JAMES TROTT) - BURN IT ALL) https://open.spotify.com/track/3SI43ftMs24OQTdOqmXlFF (CODY LEENDERS - I CAN’T FIX MY PAIN) ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

Let's face it: life is hard. And sometimes, you need a helping hand. Consider this episode that hand. Today, the boys bring you all kinds of life hacks, otherwise known as Life Pro Tips. On top of that, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://open.spotify.com/track/2Hg7tmlbk5m384IrbfDCAG?si=9ac7e0c4b591411candnd=1 (JACK COLE - LOOKING BACK) https://soundcloud.com/solaariss/up-until-recently?ref=clipboardandp=aandc=1andsi=3b616541efbe4a2f9a31e610cf9f1f6candutm_campaign=social_sharingandutm_medium=textandutm_source=clipboard (SOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLY) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

As the great folks once said, this is a special 'un, because we regale you with some clips from MST past, and from one of our favorite guests of all time. Tom Proceeds is the preeminent Tom Waits tribute act in ALL the tri-county area, and his visits won't soon be forgotten. But if you did forget them, or missed them entirely, then this is the episode. So kick back, relax, and PROCEED to have an amazing 24 minutes. And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

What a treat we have for you today! We play great music every week, and every once in a while discover an artist so fascinating that we decide to dedicate a whole episode to them. Introducing: BrotherSnare BrotherSnare is a London-based Jamaican/Chinese photographer and musician who has a whole lot more going on, and we interview him on the show. https://opensea.io/collection/turning-headz (Check out Turning Headz NFT's on OpenSea.) On top of all that, we have two amazing songs from the BrotherSnare himself: https://soundcloud.com/brothersnare/tomorrows-world (Tomorrow's World) https://soundcloud.com/brothersnare/model-citizen (Model Citizen) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

We lost a big dinner a few weeks ago when it came out that Meat Loaf passed on from the great plain known as Earth. Fun fact: Mr. Loaf walked the same university halls as Jack and Dan did at THE University of North Texas! So that got the boys thinking: who else of note share an alma mater with the courage boys? Well, the answer might surprise you! We spend the week talking all kinds of fun facts about the Mean Green, and we think you'll have fun with us. And make sure to stick around until the end, as Jack was able to unearth some archival audio from Denton, Texas's preeminent nightly news reporter: Bonnie Babcock. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://nogoodbabies.bandcamp.com/track/end-of-the-world (NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLD) https://straystx.bandcamp.com/track/parallax (STRAYS - PARALLAX) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

Has it been a year already? Well, it IS still January, so we guess it's appropriate to still do a new year's show. We talk resolutions, we talk predictions, and we welcome you to join us for an overall swell time. And we hope you're not afraid of ghosts because one joins us LIVE in-studio for what is definitely not a bit. It's not a bit. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://soundcloud.com/sunnydaystudio/night-sky (SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKY) https://soundcloud.com/bizaveli/ok-cool?ref=clipboardandp=iandc=1andsi=456D8D9B09174606ACC1C598ECCD6A86andutm_source=clipboardandutm_medium=textandutm_campaign=social_sharing (BIZAVELI - OK, COOL) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan

Why this episode is not automatic It's not systematic It's not hydromatic Why it's electric vehicle talk on MST! Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quads Oh no (Stop talking whoa stop talking) No more fuel injection cutoff and no chrome plated rods oh no (I'll spend the money I'll kill to spend the money) With a charger on the floor we'll be waiting at the door You know that's some sh*t no one wants to give us t*t There's no Grease Lightning No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No grease lightning burning up the quarter mile (Grease lightning no grease lightning) No grease lightning won't be coasting through the heat lap trial (Grease lightning no grease lightning) You're not supreme, no chicks'll cream for grease lightning No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no --- Oh yeah, you know what that somewhat familiar song means... it's finally time for an episode dedicated to electric vehicle talk! Jack has invested a lot of time and money into this stuff, and we can't wait for him to regale us with tales of all the vehicles soon to be delivered to his southernmost castle. Also, a programming note, bits and fun time have officially been outlawed from episodes in 2022. We've vowed to produce a more serious show, and need your help to keep things on track. If you suspect any bits or fun being had, please alert us immediately via Twitter, we're https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (@MSTomahawks). Finally, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://soundcloud.com/torinkeogh/one-more-high (TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGH) https://soundcloud.com/brothersnare/room-to-breathe (BROTHER SNARE - ROOM TO BREATHE) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack and Dan