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This is the season finale! This week we go in hard on influencers. We take aim at MUAs ( make up artists), Only fans w@nkers, Life coaches who lack any life skills, Tik Tok dances and a whole load more. You are warned this episode is NOT for the easily offended. Stories of the week include a man who fell in love with a cockroach, Monkeys raping chickens to death. Also a Woman calls off wedding for absurd reason, a bride who demands too much from guests ,

A Bride dies during the wedding but is immediately replaced by her.... A man claims a dolphin seduced him into having sex and he even wrote a book about it. Strippers allowed at funerals in China. Woman gives birth to 9 babies also we ask the questions you always wanted to know the answer to for example...How does a blindman know when to stop wiping his ass, voices in your head and conjoined twins 

We discuss our school memories, from getting happy slapped and school wars to Pupil teacher relationships and Paedo PE teachers. Stories of the week include,  a man with a penis and vagina, new laws for allowing  old people to smash hoes whilst in care homes, a company with wank time and more. LETS GO!

This week we discuss the mad world of dating, from shit fetishes, wine bottles in asses and racial prejudices. We also discuss a woman who reuses toilet paper, one who suffers multiple orgasms, and a parent who wants to marry their own child . Hold on to your seats we are about to go for a ride!

we talk about the weird Indian customs and traditions that we were made to do when younger. Marrying a dog? Throwing rice on a roof? Watering can on your ass?  Story of the week is about scammed scammers, as well as the infamous c*nt of week  

This week we discuss, what is causing shrinking penises? which animal would make the best drug smuggler? Is 3 cocks on one man too many? A man who did himself an injury using a rubber sex ass of Rishi Sunak,  as well as other randomly hilarious conversations.

Your Gran took d*ck at one point, its a fact. Pensioner fu*ks toaster and blames...? We look at the c**t that is Priti Patel and also Royal family member Prince Phillips with all of the racist shit he's said over the years as well as a brief chat about Harry & Meghan. For the yanks, sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala Harris  are also in the limelight for all the wrong reasons. Buckle up, its about to go down, lets go!

China anal swabs. Have you ever been so high you've lost your hearing? The funniest racism story we've heard. Our weekly feature for C*nt of the week, we also discuss is Dubai really in the top 10 friendliest cities in the world?