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Pulled from the pod archives: The guys discuss toilets in the middle of the basement floor. How Tim will get along in prison: two words—toilet wine. Then Walter follows up on his starring role in a one-man production of “300.” Emotional support dogs on planes. And cat psychologists.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Pulled from the pod archives: The guys talk about the weather, befriending a Jehovah Witness, and Georgia O’Keefe’s vagina paintings. Then Walter explains his one-man stage production of the movie “300.” Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Pulled from the pod archives: The guys try and remember the multi-floor Duck Logic immersive experiential event in a Chicago museum. They think. It might’ve happened. Or not. THEN: somehow the guys drift onto the subject of duck penises—they have quite an unusual shape, doncha know?   Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Pulled from the pod archives: Tim lands the lead role in a reimagining of “Annie.” Then auditions for the lead in a Snoop Dog biopic. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 215: Tim gets all mushy about the other two guys. A TV show buys stuff and burns it. Walt’s cousin Jeff blows up Walt’s toys! Jim’s friends blow up fish. Our favorite stripper. And doomsday bunkers.  THEN: A spittin’ good restaurant. An action flick starring a big guy. A real time Civil War reenactment. Really temporary temps. Our one and only guest gets bumped again. More ramblings from Walter’s brain. And more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 214: Walt’s birthday. Everyone gets a sheet cake. Grandparents Day. Lemonade stand baristas. Tim passes out. Why Grandparents Day? Kids love potato salad. Doctors say Tim’s brain is shrinking. THEN: Alien poop. Bloody Marys. Political attack ads begin. A CEO comes clean. Our A.I. announcer’s side gig. DIY Ken Burns’ documentaries. Plus a little bit more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 213: Walt’s dishwasher scares him. Bill Murray. A fish out of water. Tim’s dead snails. Walt turns down a girl with a snake. Supergirl. Keeping up with the Jor-El’s.  THEN: Insects in love. Broadway hits in 5 minutes or less. A Lite beer so light, you’ll think you’re drinking water. A restaurant for condiments. And a commercial for Stuff. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 212: It’s our sort of Labor day-themed show!! Tim talks about his job tarring a parking lot. Walt was a baby photographer for a day. Jim and Walt compare how many times they’ve been fired. Sex workers in hotel lobbies. Podcast understudies.  THEN: Labor day in Italy. In China. In France. A very intense job interview. The Shari Lewis telethon—a holiday traditionb. A business idea. A Russian factory celebrates a new wrench. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 211: Walt sees a naked boy in his driveway. Tim gives financial advice. An injury lawyer in a fedora sues Indiana. Walt wore a Monkees knit cap in high school and the bullies loved it. Jim wears a lampshade. A geometry lesson. An outside-your-body catheter that collects your pee. Old lady juice. Bird poop explained. An update on Walt’s 1st eyeball injection.  THEN: Tobacco flavored gum. A Frenchman likes the show. Back-to-school sale for the real world. Artwork for your Johnson. Party in a bag. A questionable airline. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 210: Pope Day at a White Sox game. Tim has a thing for nuns. Old people do improv. Lettuce recalls. Dairyland standup comic Sal Monella. Nice hecklers. Who is David Bryne? The Titanic. And Pixar’s new talking iceberg cartoon. THEN: A creepy new Disney ride. Energy drinks for dogs. Mama’s boys. A song about jobs. Overly positive positivity. And a thing that doesn’t translate to audio podcasts. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 209: William Shatner’s metal band. Bars of soap. Back to school provisions. Squirrels hate the Irish. The Girl Scout documentary. Pizza and chicken wings in church. And Breaking Bad’s unknown theme song. And Sugarfoot is back! THEN: 13 Year Old World. Animals doing comedy. A summer camp for brooding future rock stars. A Fear Clinic. And critics of office art. Plus a little more.  Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 208: Cutting edge toilets. Bidets. Squatty Potties. Jim’s dad’s guns. Talking bears into suicide. Bees vs. Ants. Walt’s grade school Star Trek/Nazi salute. And Tim may have seen a different Odyssey movie than everyone else. THEN: Bottom-of-the-Purse candy. Place not to go this weekend. A sub-par doctor. Farting in a revolving door. And a few more things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 207: Jim and Tim go by Jimothy. A shout out to Walt’s old neighbors who listen to the pod. Jim shows off both his severed toenails. Tim’s head wound. Tim picks up chicks with Eddie Arnold records. The guys try not to spoil Project Hail Mary. And what's up with Jim’s across the street neighbor. THEN: Franklin Mint’s Phallic Symbol collection. A show for bros. Ice cream for bachelors. A boy in a plastic bag. Plus, a few more things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 206: Walt and Jim learn about their neighbors through binoculars. A tough crowd for a standup act. Jim tells a spam caller that he’s dead. Tim crashes a class reunion. THEN: Things that don’t translate to audio. A subpar dream psychic. The student loan police. Selling integrity. And the past. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Show 205: Tim’s wedding gift for Taylor and Travis. Walt signs up for a clinical trial. And hygiene in the Old West.  THEN: Gawking at overly large objects. A breakfast drink that keeps coming back. Too much Yeti. What (not) to do this weekend. And a play about carpeting. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!