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Rating

★★★★★

4.9

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18 reviews

Description

Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children. Follow them on Instagram @crapkidswatch Intro Music: Siddhartha Corsus “Count Your Blessings” With silly lyrics by: Melissa and Gary

Podcast episodes

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Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise)

2023/05/13

This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out!

Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories"

2023/04/14

Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.

Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash"

2023/03/26

Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out.

Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears"

2023/02/19

Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window.

Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping"

2023/01/21

Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip.

Episode 8 - Baymax! "Kiko"

2022/12/30

Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipops, and swimming galore.

Episode 7 - Octonauts "The Sea Pigs"

2022/08/27

Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teaches us about the pink nightmares, and the Octonauts save the day!

Episode 6 - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse "Goofy Babysitter"

2022/07/28

Melissa and Gary get Goofy AF with Mickey and the gang. This episode makes us want a hot dog real bad.

Episode 5 - PinkFong "Baby Shark / Yes, Yes, Potty Party!

2022/05/30

Melissa and Gary go under the sea and into the potty with PinkFong himself.

Episode 4 - Thomas & Friends "Thomas Gets Tricked / Edward Helps Out"

2022/04/10

Gary and Melissa are all aboard with their special guest, Sean! Will the three of them get shunted or make it all the way to the station? Is Thomas actually a prick? Who knew?

Episode 3 - Bubble Guppies "The Grumpfish Special"

2022/03/14

Melissa and Gary take a deep undersea dive into the world of Bubble Guppies. Mr. Grumpfish is miserable because of all the clay pizza. Can the guppies turn that clown frown upside down?

Episode 2 - Captain Kangaroo "Dolly Parton Visits the Captain's Place"

2022/02/21

Gary and Melissa join the man himself, Captain Kangaroo, for a trippy time in his basement. Will he ever let us leave?

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4.9 out of 5

18 reviews

★★★★★

Bammarvel 2021/08/17

I thought I was the only one

As a teacher and a parent I need to stay in the loop of what kids are into. Holy cow are a lot of these shows abysmally bad and annoying…except Bluey,...

★★★★★

Audrey259 2021/08/16

Great cartoon reviews

As a person without kids, but the greatest Auntie to all kids, I find it hilarious and entertaining on the cartoons episode they review. Never a dull ...

★★★★★

KellieAnne83 2021/07/04

A must-listen for parents

We've all been there. Watching kid's shows all day with our children and seeing the same episodes so many times we can recite them by heart, whether w...

★★★★★

JackPardy 2021/05/04

Hilarious & True

This is a must watch for all parents with young children! Commentary is hilarious, spot on, and insightful. Would definitely recommend!!

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