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In the book this week, the military apprehends what they believe to be a space ship, but once they've transported it to Area 51, they realise that it’s actually just a commercial airliner, filled with some very disgruntled passengers. Then, concerned and exasperated by Matthew’s delusions of having a podcast, StormVandal and Erik stage an intervention. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends (and sometimes a third!) trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Sci-fi season! In the book this week, Ryanair has introduced a new add-on to make their two-hour flights more bearable: cryosleep. Then, Matthew has a good idea about stones :) At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Matthew and Erik finally meet the librarian (Jack R), who informs them that their books are almost 5 years overdue. In lieu of paying a sizeable fine, the boys agree to guest on the librarian’s podcast: Lost in Dictation. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends (and sometimes a librarian!) trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

After four years wandering the library, Shah returns! In the book of the week, Pete and Ian travel to the afterlife to clear Pete's name, but God's plan has other plans... Then, the boys discuss wrestlers from Ayr, and Cargo Bongus, before Shah flawlessly recaps Part One (listener then, huh?). At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends (and sometimes a third!) trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

In the book this week, a grieving Pete Jones attends a succinct, successful séance. But he was sort of hoping for a little more suspense... Then, the boys discuss You (not the TV show, YOU!!!), that time Tottenham asked to not be called Tottenham, and the return of Erik's beef of the week. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

In the book this week, a museum thief is about to be caught, until he finds the perfect cover: dressing up as Hamilton and pretending he’s a mannequin come to life. Like in movie? Then, the boys discuss stupid football team names, and how many sphinxes there are, before Erik pulls off a stunning magic trick. Blink and you’ll miss it! At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Ben is back, and in the book of the week, Humpty Smith summons a genie and wishes for unlimited wishes. Which is… sort of unprecedented.  Then, the boys discuss Ben’s meals, Prior Gross, and whether or not being an author is a job. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends (and sometimes a third!) trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

In the book this week, the CEO of See More Films fills in his staff on his latest get-monopoly-quick scheme: AI generating every conceivable movie idea, and then copyrighting them all. Then, Matthew marries ChatGPT for tax purposes, and in memory of the late Office Ladies podcast, the boys count down their top 60 moments from the show. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

In the book this week, the President's new bodyguard learns that the first day really is always the hardest. Then, the boys rack up a few more soft reboots, Erik solves every problem from the past and the present and the future, and Matthew relives the Vesuvius eruption. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

In the book this week, George Clooney (not that one) is ecstatic to learn that a restaurant's named a sandwich after him, for some reason. Then, Erik explains why he wants the families of the Boston Celtics to starve and die, and Matthew finds out that COIN broke up in real-time. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

The boys are joined by Rat, and in the book of the week, the Kraken is a liar and a thief. Then, the boys discuss One Piece, live action One Piece with puppets, and whether One Piece had a steampunk arc (it did). Plus, Matthew gets Huawei with it. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends (and sometimes a third!) trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

In the book this week, a TV producer pitches her next smash hit: Young Alan. That’s gotta be a prequel show, right? Right??  Then, the boys get Huawei with it. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠

In the book this week, a retired gunslinger bumps into a time traveler who’s perpetuating some harmful stereotypes about the Wild West.  Then, the boys discuss whether it’s too late for Michael Caine to come back from retirement and play Jeeves in Jeeves Returns, and Lost in Narration Manuel Miranda. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠⁠

It's 70! In the book this week, Bulk Haulage realises he'll need to be more than just polite to ChatGPT if he wants the robots to spare him when they take over the world. Then, the boys discuss audio-described Love Island drownings, making America smaller again, Scottish independence, and the next pope: Erik! At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠⁠

One year on from his library sabbatical, Erik finally comes clean. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall, Lost in Narration follows two friends trapped in a fictional library. With no hope of escape, they resolve to read the library's many books, which are actually just absurd comedy scripts written by Matthew. Follow us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lostinnarrationpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for episodic artwork and bloopers, or email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. MUSIC BY HAPPY ART BY LEO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@orangepeelink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@mosspies⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INTRO/OUTRO BY BOB BUEL ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠99 Questions Podcast⁠